Every statement is in some sense true, in some sense false, in some sense meaningless, in some sense true and false, in some sense true and meaningless, in some sense false and meaningless and in some sense true, false, and meaningless.
- Chrimmus Tad
Great shots! Is this the current Hour or one from awhile back?
- Louis Simoneau
It's been said that the clothes make the man, but a woman needs makeup too... ;)
- Dennis Jernberg
June 2008... when things went ka-boom... I had a play in the Fringe that year, and Jamie O'Meara liked these shots. Boom! Cover.
- T. Brent, technopeasant
I regret that I don't live close enough to you to see those performances, Brent.
- Spidra Webster
@Spidra... thank you! i have been known to travel. where do you live?
- T. Brent, technopeasant
@nakachi thank you! that was a delicious time in my life... feeling more like a bowl of oatmeal these days lol
- T. Brent, technopeasant
I live in the SF Bay Area right now, but can't afford to anymore. As soon as the house sale goes through, I'll be moving to LA (shamefully enough...moving back in with my parents). The bright side is there are more FF meetups in LA...
- Spidra Webster
i've noticed! hope things work out for you... and i hope to get to LA at some point. :)
- T. Brent, technopeasant
There were two nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematica (SM), and the other was known as Sister Logica (SL). It's getting dark, and they still have a long walk back to the convent... - http://episcopalifem.wordpress.com/2009...
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It’s logical. He wants to **** us. ...
- Ladybug Heather
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. A little while later… SM: It’s not working. SL: Of course it’s not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. ...
- Ladybug Heather
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I’ll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logica. ...
- Ladybug Heather
Sister Mathematica arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logica. Finally, Sister Logica arrives, disheveled and a little out of breath. SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened! SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn’t follow us both, so he followed me SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then? ...
- Ladybug Heather
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could. SM: And? SL : The only logical thing happened. He reached me. SM : Oh, dear! What did you do? ...
- Ladybug Heather
SL : The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up. SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do? SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants. SM: Oh, no! What happened then? ...
- Ladybug Heather
SL : Isn’t it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.
- Ladybug Heather
For your #badjokememe pleasure today! And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys and make an Act of Contrition. :-D
- Ladybug Heather
"SALISBURY — Maryland and Delaware Govs. Martin O'Malley and Jack Markell have declared a snow-related emergency in their respective states, amid piling up snow totals and blizzard-like winds."
- Morton Fox
from Bookmarklet
Maryland.gov now has Twitter! I will get a tweet if Liberal Leave policy goes into effect or state offices are closed. [hoping for Monday].
- m9m, Crone of FriendFeed
I'm afraid it was either all he could reach or all the other cups are dirty. The other day, he tried to pour out a pilsner glass. Mama was NOT amused.
- Admiral Anika
"The veined octopus (Amphioctopus marginatus) apparently can stack discarded coconut shell halves just as one might pile bowls, sits atop them, makes its eight arms rigid like stilts, and then moves the entire heap across the seafloor. These soft-bodied creatures perform this ungainly "stilt walking" to use the hard shells for shelter later when needed."
- Jeffrey Marsh
from Bookmarklet
I guess they've run out of new ways to make the "average man" feel like a fat slob?
- J. Abdul-Qahhar
Funny how they put more emphasis on the DRESS FOR MORE SEX the second time around...
- Kamilah Gill
You see this happen a lot . I get my Runner's World mag, thinking, "I already got this." Go check and they have the same headlines with different articles inside. And I swear the woman on the front has been on there 5 times in the past 2 years and they just photoshop clothes onto her.
- Admiral Anika
I'm sure one article is about abdominal muscles and the other about ABS as a choice of material for plastics injection molding. I'll bet they get into the whole how far can you take regrind percentages before quality drops below customer expectations of product longevity. But maybe they just avoid explosive controversies as such.
- Micah Wittman
Wow. Just saw "The Hangover" (the slideshow from Vegas at the end is epic!). Be careful out there;) .. man, I´m thirsty.. I need a Jäger..
- Thomas Bøhm
*dials ASPCA again...tells them never mind, false alarm*
- vicster is...
what's that? a hat? a funky, junky, something something hat? (i forget the rest....)
- Morgan Haley
For Morgan because I'm bored: What's that? A hat? Crazy funky junkie hat! Overslept, hair unslightly Try to look like Kira Knightly We've been there, We've done that We see right through your funky hat.
- Alan Simpson
Ok, I know I promised not to do this sort of thing anymore, but I can't help myself! Recent update from a Facebook Friend: "...stardate twelve one one twenty zero nine. after extensive analysis of the data mr. sulu, checkov, and bones have all concurred: i rock the party that rocks the body."
You have no idea, my friend, no idea... this guy was always 2 cool 4 school.
- Adrian
Oh shit... there's more: "...stardate twelve ten twenty zero nine. strange message received from unknown entity. unkown origin. dr. spock is analyzing the data and is close to confirming the star system but still too early to tell. i keep replaying the data capture, looking for something more, but all i can decipher is: "you're a bomb ass MF big daddy XXXXXX (name)."
- Adrian
Har, har... that's way too clever for me, Admiral. Besides who goes around calling themselves... ADMIRAL? (it's only a promotion away from CAPTAIN)
- Adrian