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Owner's Box: Marc Trestman Adopts Baby To Save Relationship With Bears - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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Owner's Box: Andrew Luck Questionable After Finding Out About Death - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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The Onion Reviews 'Interstellar' - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
The Onion Reviews 'Interstellar'
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Please Let Me Out: I've Told You Everything I Know About Fantasy Football - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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Slideshow: 10 Best Places To Raise A Family - http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c...
10 Best Places To Raise A Family - The Onion
American Voices: Police Department To Post Pictures Of Prostitutes, Johns On Facebook As Last Stand Against Illegal Sex Work - http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c...
Police in Flint, MI announced they will now post pictures of suspected prostitutes and men who solicit them on the department’s Facebook page in an effort to publicly shame them, which officers said is the next step in fighting prostitution becau... - The Onion
Study: 83% Of Web Content Unfit For Human Consumption - http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c...
GAINESVILLE, FL—Warning about the dangers of prolonged exposure to toxic text, graphics, and videos, a study released Thursday by the University of Florida found that 83 percent of web content is wholly unfit for human consumption. - The Onion
Infographic: The Pros And Cons Of Freezing Your Eggs - http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c...
As more women choose to pursue professional, educational, or personal goals before starting a family later in life, many consider freezing their eggs as a way of prolonging their fertility. - The Onion
[video] The Onion Reviews 'Interstellar' - http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c...
The Onion's movie critic Peter K. Rosenthal reviews 'Interstellar' in this week's Film Standard. - The Onion
Statshot: How Are We Making A Difference? - http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c...
How Are We Making A Difference? - The Onion
Area Man Too Deep Into Haircut To Start Talking To Barber Now - http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c...
Area Man Too Deep Into Haircut To Start Talking To Barber Now - The Onion
Injury That Will Cause Excruciating Pain For Rest Of Life Thankfully Not Season-Ending - http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c...
SAN FRANCISCO—Days after the player was stretchered off the field during a game against the St. - The Onion
Ira Glass Exhausted From Doing Every Single Voice On ‘This American Life’ - http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c...
NEW YORK—Revealing that the creative demands of the long-running public radio program take a substantial toll, Ira Glass told reporters Thursday that he was exhausted from single-handedly doing all the voices for each episode of This American Lif... - The Onion
Ira Glass Exhausted From Doing Every Single Voice On ‘This American Life’ - http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c...
NEW YORK—Revealing that the creative demands of the long-running public radio program take a substantial toll, Ira Glass told reporters Thursday that he was exhausted from single-handedly doing all the voices for each episode of This American Lif... - The Onion
American Voices: Baskin-Robbins To Honor Veterans With ‘First Class Camouflage’ Ice Cream - http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c...
Baskin-Robbins has announced that in honor of Veterans Day, it will be offering a new flavor of ice cream called First Class Camouflage, which will consist of chocolate, salty caramel, and cake flavors, and is served in a camouflage waffle cone. - The Onion
NFL Issues Stern Warning Against Looking Directly At Raiders' Offense - http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c...
NFL Issues Stern Warning Against Looking Directly At Raiders' Offense - The Onion
American Voices: McConnell Promises To ‘Restore Hope, Confidence, And Optimism’ In Senate Takeover - http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c...
After yesterday’s midterms, in which he was reelected and the GOP picked up enough seats to gain control of the Senate, soon-to-be Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said that his party will work to “restore hope, confidence, and optimism... - The Onion
New Employee Has Never Known Decadent Pleasures Of Old Office - http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c...
BOSTON—Noting that the recent hire was probably content with the firm’s current bland, cookie-cutter workspace, sources at advertising firm KGC Creative confirmed Wednesday that new employee Kyle Lawrence was never able to partake of the decad... - The Onion
Wrong Turn Finds Man On Poor Side Of Mall - http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c...
NORTH ATTLEBORO, MA—Growing increasingly wary as he walked by several empty storefronts and a cluster of nonfunctional coin-operated rides, local insurance broker David Houghton reportedly had taken a wrong turn at Garden City Shopping Center Wednes... - The Onion
Morbidly Curious Nation Wondering How Far Obama’s Appearance Will Deteriorate In 2 Years - http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c...
WASHINGTON—Less than 24 hours after electoral victories across the nation firmly put Congress under Republican control, morbidly curious Americans reportedly wondered Wednesday just how much President Obama’s appearance will deteriorate during... - The Onion
Farmers’ Almanac Predicting Short Season For Primetime Dramas - http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c...
LEWISTON, ME—Calling for a harsh autumn of shortened series orders and meager Nielsen ratings, this year’s edition of the Farmers’ Almanac has reportedly predicted an unusually short season for primetime dramas, sources confirmed ... - The Onion
Man Tinkering With Anecdote Set List Before Next Date - http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c...
PORTLAND, OR—Saying that he wants to provide a unique, enjoyable listening experience that draws from all periods of his life, area man Ian Watts told reporters Wednesday that he has been tinkering with his set list of anecdotes ahead of an upcoming... - The Onion
Ovulation Calendar Just The Ticket For Rekindling Couple’s Lagging Sex Life - http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c...
LOS GATOS, CA—Saying they felt like young lovers again, local husband and wife Jon and Sarah Nickoloff told reporters Wednesday that their use of an ovulation calendar in order to maximize the likelihood of conception has proven to be just the ticke... - The Onion
Vacationing Secretary Of Homeland Security Asks Neighbor To Keep Eye On Nation Over Weekend - http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c...
WASHINGTON—Saying that he would feel a lot better if someone just “poked [their] head in” on the landmass and its population while he was away, U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Jeh Johnson - The Onion
American Voices: Clothing Company Releases Gender-Neutral Underwear - http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c...
A New York-based underwear company has released what it describes as the first gender-neutral boxer-briefs and trunks, saying it decided to “take what’s great about what’s traditionally men’s underwear and make it so female-bodied ... - The Onion
Life-Changing Epiphany Wears Off On Ride Home - http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c...
ALBUQUERQUE, NM—Despite being overcome by a profound realization just minutes earlier that challenged his long-held beliefs and promised to forever alter his daily existence, sources confirmed that 42-year-old Thomas Wilson’s epiphany had full... - The Onion
Philadelphia-Area Sports Psychologist Already Clearing Schedule For Mark Sanchez - http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c...
PHILADELPHIA—Admitting that he will likely receive a call any day now from either the team or the player himself, local sports psychologist Nathan Finley told reporters Wednesday that he is preemptively clearing his schedule for Philadelphia Eagles ... - The Onion
Republicans Poised To Retain Control Of Senate - http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c...
WASHINGTON—With precincts reporting GOP victories in key midterm election races nationwide, Beltway sources confirmed Tuesday that the Republican Party is poised to retain its complete control of the U.S. - The Onion
American Voices: Voter Interest At Record Low For Midterm Elections - http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c...
Though political parties spent an estimated $4 billion to sway voters ahead of today’s midterm elections, surveys show that voter interest is at a record low, with many registered voters reporting being cynical and negative about the future of the g... - The Onion
Congressman To Attempt Living Off Military’s Budget For One Month - http://theonion.com.feedsportal.com/c...
WASHINGTON—In an effort to raise awareness of the financial hardships faced every day by the nation’s defense establishment, Rep. Rob Wittman (R-VA) announced Tuesday - The Onion
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