I know it's all taboo to discuss lunch via social media ("really, is that all Twitter is good for?"), but seriously, I need help with lunch. What should I go get?
Why are Monday's the busiest? How can work pile up on the weekend? No one is working. Why aren't Friday's the busiest - it's the day with conceivably the most days prior to it to be handed work on. Yeah that made sense.
In honor of the repeated attacks on Twitter, I resubmit to you MY POEM: "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to Tweet free;
The wretched refuse of your teeming servers,
Send these, the Tweetless,
Denial-of-Service-tossed to me
I lift my netbook beside the golden firewall!"