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THespos on I'm just going to start running into people. -
"Gah! That store! And what's with the special little flower who decides to fuck up everybody's shopping experience by keeping to the left instead of the right?" - Tom Hespos
THespos on My immediate reaction after I told my SO not to wear my favourite shirt because she'd stretch it out -
"Now take my Van Halen shirt off before you jinx the band and they break up." - Tom Hespos
THespos on What's the single best episode of any TV show? -
"Little House on the Prairie - "Mary Goes Blind" or "Albert Gets Addicted to Morphine." Take your pick." - Tom Hespos
THespos on It's 3:54 a.m., your tv, radio, cell phone begins transmitting an emergency alert. What is the scariest message you find yourself waking up to? -
"4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42" - Tom Hespos
THespos on I think Jack Frost left something behind... -
"Anyone caught making an ice dick will be fired." - Tom Hespos
THespos on Saw this awesome car at the movies today. It's called a Rally Fighter. (xpost /r/autos) -
"I remember researching this thing after the Top Gear episode. I was bummed it was a 2WD and not available in 4WD." - Tom Hespos
THespos on What was the dumbest thing you did that made you realize, "Man, I'm tired?" -
"After staying up all night working production on a newspaper, I spent several minutes trying to open the front door of my house with the keyless entry fob from my automobile." - Tom Hespos
THespos on What Your favorite piece of music trivia? -
"* Eddie Van Halen played the guitar solo on Michael Jackson's "Beat It." "Thriller" kept "1984" out of the #1 album slot. Eddie may have screwed himself a bit, but he did play on both the #1 and #2 albums that year. * Ronnie James Dio is credited with inventing the devil horns hand sign familiar to all metalheads. * Van Halen started the ball rolling on ridiculous performance contract riders, by stipulating that no brown M&Ms should be served backstage. While most thought of this as a symbol of rockstar excess, David Lee Roth once explained that the rider was buried deep in contracts, so that if dishes of M&Ms showed up without the brown ones, Van Halen could rest assured that people were actually reading the technical requirements for their shows. On the other hand, seeing a brown M&M meant the tech had to be scrutinized line by line." - Tom Hespos
THespos on I'm submitting this on behalf of my kid -
"Upvoted for shared parental pain. The pee isn't so bad - earlier this year I had a month when I was woken out of a sound sleep THREE TIMES by a kid PUKING on me. (Different nights.)" - Tom Hespos
THespos on Great match -
"I always wondered what Kids In The Hall's "Eradicator" was up to since the end of that wonderful show's run." - Tom Hespos
What types of transparency do you really need when it comes to programmatic? Answer: these three kinds -
THespos on Redditors that had their weddings ruined, how and what happened? -
"I just read that in Elmer Fudd's voice." - Tom Hespos
THespos on What's the dumbest thing your pet has ever done? -
"My mom had a dog that used to eat stuff. I used to keep a tally of the stuff he ate on my blog - A motorcycle helmet, an entire box of Ortho Slug N' Snail bait, a pair of Timberland boots, our TV remote, a plastic barbecue cover, three chocolate Easter bunnies and several golf balls. Yes, the dog lived after each incident." - Tom Hespos
RT @The_Makegood: Digital Needs a De-cluttering! Find out why @_MarketingLLC’s @THespos1 wants to set some #openexchange guidelines
THespos on Well, you caught me red-handed this time -
"Kitty Karry-All!" - Tom Hespos
THespos on We used to eat these by the bucketload as kids. What are they? (Long Island, grows wild everywhere) -
"Thank you!" - Tom Hespos
Why invest in advanced SEO tactics if your brand hasn’t covered the basics? Underscore’s Oliver Nelson explains:
Multi-device usage is good for advertisers. Or not. Underscore’s Cindy Seebeck explains in this infographic:
THespos on CB Radio Shops On Long Island -
"I can vouch for the guy in Holtsville. He did the CB in my Jeep and did a great job." - Tom Hespos
4 Simple Rules for Getting Started with Branded Content:
THespos on So, there's a town in Canada... -
"Kill o meters are not units of distance. They're measures of carnage." - Tom Hespos
THespos on So, there's a town in Canada... -
"Couldn't have taken it from 6 miles further out?" - Tom Hespos
THespos on Need your help Long Islanders, give me some ideas! -
"[Consider volunteering to help maintain the grounds and clean up at the Tesla museum.](" - Tom Hespos
How much of the fraud issue has to do with exploiting our aging ad infrastructure?
Why does digital media continue to kill itself by using confusing buzzphrases?
THespos on Any good local music/instrument stores in Nassau or Suffolk border? -
"The Music Zoo in Roslyn. Http://" - Tom Hespos
THespos on A homeless man in my town wears a dress and mumbles a lot, but the sign he carries is a really good reminder for me. -
"Fresh Prince would find it." - Tom Hespos
RT @The_Makegood: The future of #programmatic is endless! @THespos1 talks about his ad wishlist on @The_Makegood
Three things on our programmatic wish list: competitive tracking, opportunity sizing and relevance scoring.
THespos on Well, shit. (Again.) -
"I got them on Amazon." - Tom Hespos
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