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I'm wearing shorts - this weekend might be weird.

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Manswers just had a segment called "Which animal is most like having sex with a chick?" Oh Dear God.

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@magaragazza Happy Birthday!

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First things first... - http://img32.imageshack.us/img32...

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@sachz Just bought it. Haha.

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@sachz :( yes

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

55 Massively Demotivational Car Posters - http://www.ridelust.com/ridelus...

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Afterbirth for Dinner - http://www.time.com/time...

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Johnny Depp Avoids Watching His Own Films - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2...

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I have a hot stalker. Rad!

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Just found $6 in a parking lot next to one of those charity dudes. God testing me. I failed but now I can buy a pack of gum or something

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Ultimate Unauthorized Nintendo Fail - http://www.gamespy.com/article...

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Teacher Goes "ALL OUT" for Sex Ed - http://current.com/items...

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When you have Chickenpox below the belt ... [pic] - http://www.interbent.com/images...

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Selection [COMIC] - http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/2009...

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Ceiling Porn (SFW) - http://deputy-dog.com/2009...

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ROCKET PUBES: Put A Fucking Hairnet Over Your Balls! - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

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Why is Circuit City still emailing me?!

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Holy crap I'm sweating and it's raining. I'm waiting for the horsemen now...

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Was inhaling pizza rolls and watching web soup when suddenly my screen was filled with @alyankovic PS nice 'stache.

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Here Is An Ant. - http://www.gigapan.org/viewGig...

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Illegal drugs such as Ecstasy made into cartoon-shaped pills - http://www.kansascity.com/105...

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Robber Beaten By 72 Year-Old Ex-Boxer - http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol...

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By golly, he's right... they *are* whiter! - http://img74.imageshack.us/img74...

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folsom prison - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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Once Upon a Time There Lived a Nail (Pic) - http://izismile.com/2009...

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Keb' Mo' - It Hurts Me Too - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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James Franco Goes Apesh*t and Destroys an Apartment (VID) - http://moviefill.com/JAMES-F...

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Cemetery Charges to Let Wimbledon Fans Park on Graves - http://www.ananova.com/news...

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Ouch! That Must Have Hurt...Epic Fail [GIF] - http://imgur.com/x65L4.gif

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