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@ShamelessTart I love it when they shut up and spank me.
If tits could talk... I wouldn't like them nearly as much.
Ultimately, I'd like to dominate the world. But tonight I'll only be dominating this college cheerleader. You gotta start somewhere.
@Greedy_Vegan I'm being very nice to gays. Take it as a warning. And married people... They know I'm right...
I have a sneaking suspicion that @ChrisCrocker and @ladygaga are the same person...
RT (Exactly what I say): @kesslerx @TheUserPool I say that they should ban all marriage so we are all on the same field.
Why don't people want the gays to have marriage? Isn't misery supposed to love company?
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Zinc is apparently important. But I bet it's class clown compared to Vitamin C.
Cleaning out the skeletons in my closet. One hasn't completely decomposed yet. Guess I'll wait on that one.
How to be an Effective Online Slut - http://www.theuserpool.com/journal...
Yes, thong panties turn me on. They also make me want to administer an atomic wedgie. Unfortunately, that's usually a mood killer.
RT @tweetmeme You Be Christopher Columbus and I’ll Be Your Map http://freemobiledating.phonefling.com/... (by @techbabe)
I think a better title for Halloween 2 would be: Halloween 2 Sucks Ass.
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