Andy Bakun

Andy Bakun

Gentleman Hacker; Artifex; Raconteur; At Large; Coder laureate; Victim of Arbitrariness; people think I'm a Consummate Snowball Artist
RT @onestartupaday: Startup of the day mention goes to the most amazing API: @easypost, a simple API to send packages through USPS, FedEx, UPS and others. #API
• @jpetazzo That's some next level shit: taking two weeks to get systemd into a state that it comes in out of the box.
RT @weelaura: *Rubs temples* No, @CNN. It's Richard III. King Richard III. Google him. Holy fucking shit already. http://t.co/GL01wuA7PL
RT @weelaura: *Rubs temples*  No, @CNN. It's Richard III. King Richard III. Google him.  Holy fucking shit already. http://t.co/GL01wuA7PL
That's an awful lot of Richards. Wait, is LLL even a number? - bentley
It was an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine - Victor Ganata from iPhone
... - did from Flucso
King Richard XXL - reloj from Android
A friend saw the hashtag #riiip - bentley
I think that should be #rLLLp :-P - John (bird whisperer)
RT @rhettford: "The temptation to violate privacy by the monitoring of all domestic communication may at some point be too great." http://nullhole.com/2015...
I'm not sure that Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean", a song about a paternity dispute, is the ideal song for a wedding.
• @rhoml @petecheslock /usr/bin/cookiesd. That's right, I'm old school.
OH: (at a wedding) "I didn't know piñatas sweat."
RT @slatevault: USDA/Forest Service's Cocktail Construction chart, 1974 http://buff.ly/1D9Y52g via @USNatArchives http://t.co/kngIzIwKEA
RT @slatevault: USDA/Forest Service's Cocktail Construction chart, 1974 http://buff.ly/1D9Y52g via @USNatArchives http://t.co/kngIzIwKEA
TheRealKalvano: what leads people to side with power i dont understand did you fuckin rat other kids out to the recess moms when you were a kid too jesus - https://twitter.com/TheReal...
• @Roguelazer Fast. On time. Hastily done. Pick two.
RT @roguelazer: Oh, wait, that has nothing to do with the number of engineers you have. False alarm.
RT @roguelazer: At what point do you have enough engineers that you can stop doing a shitty job on everything because of time pressure?
• @ThrillistSF Great views, east and west. The windows are what I imagine what it's like to be inside the Millennium Falcon.
abt_programming: "Cool is a detail, useful is a quality" - Jason Fried - https://twitter.com/abt_pro...
doltEvan: The real reason Bugs Bunny was always going through Albuquerque. - https://twitter.com/doltEva...
OH: "This problem is way below my pay grade as a father."
RT @gsuberland: You want policy? I'll give you two: Bullshit until proven truth. Innocent until proven guilty.
"applying the pepper" "routinely rotate peppers" "endlessly nesting peppers"
GonzoHacker: The 10 most terrifying words in the English language: I'm from the Internet and I'm here for the lulz - https://twitter.com/GonzoHa...
current status: "Error: NEAR declared variable"
RT @jtotheatothecob: shout out to @easypost for having really fast turnaround on support emails, I've never built a webstore before and it makes life easier. :D
5 year old goes to the bathroom and announces "I need some piracy" as he closes the door. I think he might be using bittorrent in there.
"You ever install an FTP server on a mainframe?" "I've never even seen a mainframe." "Have you seen The Matrix?"
mattdpearce: Why Don't They Make The Entire Plane Out Of Air Marshals - https://twitter.com/mattdpe...
• @sophaskins This would be impossible, there is no tool that no one hates. Herding cats and all that.
patrickdebois: i think config mgmt focuses too much on the state and not enough on the interactions between states - https://twitter.com/patrick...
OH: "I'll be there in the second. We're increasing shareholder value over here, so you'll have to wait."
"The Golden Girls" intro is one of the many 80s television videos that make up my screensaver.
michelleisawolf: Apple is Gretchen. And the Apple Watch is fetch - https://twitter.com/michell...
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