"When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety." -- Steven Wright
- Stephen Mack
"When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car." -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
- Stephen Mack
"When I grow up I want to be a futurist because I want to know what happens next."
- Kevin Fox
It has my name after it. right? ;-) Seriously, I ws going to give myself attribution, but it seemed weird to say "-- Kevin Fox - Kevin Fox"
- Kevin Fox
On the other hand, you just said "-- Kevin Fox - Kevin Fox" - Kevin Fox
- Stephen Mack
"Me fail English? That's unpossible." -- Ralph Wiggum
- Stephen Mack
"If I were manager of a Black Angus restaurant, I'd have one person responsible for going out at dusk to make sure the 'G' lights up." -- Emo Philips
- Stephen Mack
"A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home." -- Rodney Dangerfield
- Stephen Mack
"A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home." -- Rodney Dangerfield
- Kevin Fox
I'm still waiting for a fireman and stripper to have an affair; I can see the see the headline now, "Stripper Caught on Fireman's Pole"
- Jimminy Fuller
"If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be." -- Yogi Berra
- Stephen Mack
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -- unknown
- Dylan Parker
"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with ‘Guess’ on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?’" -- Peter Kay
- Stephen Mack
I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, “I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.” And I said, “I am.” - Demetri Martin
- Aneto
I LOVE Demetri Martin. That is not a one liner. Just sayin'.
- Lisa L. Seifert
"The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job." -- Slappy White
- Stephen Mack
"Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins." -- Mae West
- Stephen Mack
"The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive." -- W.C. Fields
- Stephen Mack
There Stephen, I "liked" your thread, are you happy now?! ;)
- Georgia Diehl
My happiness is infinite and unbounded. -- Me
- Stephen Mack
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." -- Oscar Wilde
- Stephen Mack
"Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents." -- Billiam Coronel
- Stephen Mack
"Marge, I'm not going to stand here and lie to you, so I'll be at Moe's" - Homer S.
- Mark Layton
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes." -- some guy on Reddit
- Stephen Mack
(Seen on a fridge magnet) "It speaks well of the human race that we allow our teenagers to live."
- Dylan Bennett
"This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!" -- Bender, Futurama (yay renewed!)
- Stephen Mack
Futurama got renewed?! When where. :)
- Dario Gomez
"The wages of sin are death. But by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling." -- Paula Poundstone
- Stephen Mack
"How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?" "A finite number: one to perform the task and an additional number to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question."
- Stephen Mack
"Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing." -- Dave Barry
- Stephen Mack
Just because you can, it doesn't mean you should...
- Tyson Key
Aperture Science: "We do what we must, because we can"
- Kevin Fox
'I sprayed spot remover on my dog and now he's gone.' –– Steven Wright
- Akiva Moskovitz
'I came home the other day only to find that everything in my apartment had been stolen and replaced with an exact duplicate.' –– Steven Wright
- Akiva Moskovitz
'Do you know why Jewish husbands die before their wives? Because they want to!' –– Henny Youngman
- Akiva Moskovitz
[Not necessarily a one-liner but a personal favorite] When interviewing a woman who had six children, Groucho Marx asked her why so many. She replied, 'Because I love my husband!' He said, 'Well, lady, I love my cigar, too, but I take it out of my mouth every once in awhile.'
- Akiva Moskovitz
'I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.' –– George Carlin
- Akiva Moskovitz
[Another personal favorite] 'I'd never join a club that would have someone like me as a member.' –– Groucho Marx
- Akiva Moskovitz
Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean that they aren't out to get you!
- Morgan Haley
'You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.' –– George Carlin
- Akiva Moskovitz
'Everything in moderation including moderation.'
- Akiva Moskovitz
"If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me." -- Bobcat Goldthwait
- Stephen Mack
The funny thing is that the video may end up helping him a lot more. Getting someone else to even out the fight doesn't work so well when the cops have billy clubs, mace, tazers and guns (not to mention the law).
- Kevin Fox
He's a little beyond help now though...
- Stephen Mack
'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' - Leslie Nielsen (via Gmail clips box just now)
- Paul Buchheit
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." -- Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
- Stephen Mack
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know." -- Groucho Marx (as Capt. Spaulding in "Animal Crackers")
- Stephen Mack
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." -- Orson Welles (1915 - 1985)
- Stephen Mack
Never argue with an idiot. Someone else might not be able to tell the difference.
- Kevin Pedraja
"Trust me, that fall won't kill you. But the deceleration poisoning is a bitch..."
- Jonathan Disher
"When you're Amish, everyone's relative."
- Kevin Fox
"Recently I got caught masturbating -- to National Geographic. Not my finest moment. I don't know who was more embarrassed, me or my dentist." -- Anthony Jeselnik
- Stephen Mack
"Airlock allows your Mac to lock itself, plain and simple. Using your iPhone or iPod Touch, Bluetooth, and a smidgen of pixie dust, Airlock determines whether you're near your computer. When you leave the room - poof! - your Mac locks itself. “And when I come back?” You guessed it: your Mac unlocks. You can also customize Airlock to perform specific actions as you come and go - have your computer talk to you, log-in or out of iChat, walk the dog, and such."
- Christopher Harley
from Bookmarklet
Salling Clicker allows for control of applications through the user's smart device. Airlock simply locks down your computer and initiates preset commands when your iPhone moves out of range. I know that anytime I'm away from my Mac with my iPhone, I'm gone for at least 20 minutes. There's various tasks that could be initiated and completed in that time. I like the idea.
- Christopher Harley
"Critics have heaped praise on Avatar, the new epic film by Oscar-winning director James Cameron, calling it a worthy successor to his 1997 blockbuster Titanic While official reviews are not supposed to be out until next week, the film's world premiere on Thursday night prompted one reviewer to declare Cameron "king of the world", on Friday, while another said it marked the dawn of a new film era. "Avatar is an overwhelming, immersive spectacle," wrote The Times newspaper's reviewer, giving it four out of five stars. "The state-of-the-art 3D technology draws us in, but it is the vivid weirdness of Cameron's luridly imagined tropical otherworld that keeps us fascinated," he added. The Guardian newspaper called the technology "formidable" and the effects "remarkable", adding that reporters at a preview screening "were left in no doubt that James Cameron's sci-fi blockbuster was a step beyond anything they had seen before". The Hollywood Reporter called the film "a titanic...
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- RAPatton
from Bookmarklet
I absolutely love the concept of the movie. I'll be really happy if it's great. Alter all, it's the guy who did "Aliens" for crying out loud! Then again Sam "emo-Spidey" Raimi also did Evil Dead 2... so I take things with a grain of salt. :D
- Adrian
This has actually been bothering me about the reviews. They rely far too heavily on "clever" Titanic puns or comparisons. Which frankly make me want to see the film even less. They also take a little bit away from the film itself by not allowing it to rest on it's own merits.
- Joe Pierce
Not just Aliens, but True Lies, Terminator and Terminator II
- RAPatton
Those movies don't exist... compared to Aliens. :D
- Adrian
I didn't hate it, but aside from the physical and technological achievements (which are mostly other people's hard work!), it was an average film at best.
- Timothy Griffin
I did not care for Titanic either and rue the success, because it took Cameron away from us for so long
- RAPatton
from iPhone
Only seen Titanic once. On the big screen. Did not hate it despite annoying characters and ham fisted acting. Good melodrama.
- Adrian
from Android
Holy shit! The guy in the picture accompanying "little low" looks just like me! Jokes aside, seriously my shape and hair ... but not my actions!
- Timothy Griffin
Our newest in personal comfort technology, this upgraded minivan has a water-cooled cabin space. No more freezing cold air blowing on your face after a hot soccer game, just dive in & drive in total relaxation.
- guruvan (Rob Nelson)
I set up a signature for outbound mail messages in Mail.app; when they arrive & are viewed in Outlook, the email sig (a GIF file) is included as an attachment and the message is in Plain Text format...
The biggest issue w/ this (and similar posts) would be the offsite hosting of the image(s) used in the signature. How can Outlook get this done and not Mail?! /annoyed
- JA Castillo
Sorry, it is reverse video calling. Can't be used when both parties need to see each other. might work in webcam senario. bullshit iphone.
- Nitin Nanivadekar
Don't blame iPhone - Apple has consciously chosen NOT to provide a front-facing camera, so it shoudn't be blamed either when some third party sets out to push the envelope in ways that weren't meant to be. All products have "functional flaws", so why should iPhone be any different.
- ianf ⌘
if you want to stream Video LIVE you may look at Qik and a Jailbroken iPhone (will stream also over 3G)
- alex
put on your Johnny disguise, wait for the women to gather on the other side and convince them to hand it to you
- bear (aka Mike Taylor)
If it's a spice cake, all you need to do is fold space.
- Akiva Moskovitz
Yes! portal gun to the ceiling, portal gun to the floor, you get all speedy like then you portal gun to the wall and it shoots you past the spikes all uncut (like a European) like. Regadless, the cake is a lie - so it doesn't matter. it was fruit cake anyways
- Kyle Johnson
I also feel it necessary to say pew pew pew
- Kyle Johnson
Use Gordon freeman's gravity gun! piece of cake!
- Darth Farhad Sama
... or many pieces of cake, as the case may be.
- Timothy Griffin
Get out of the room from the door you get in and blow the cake room door and eat it :D
- Acharad Sami vanJoulee
Yes. (Jeremy: when a person you follow comments or adds a like on an item posted by someone else, the item will show up for you to see by default. You can make set FF not to do so, by hiding the item, clicking "hide other items like this one" and choosing "Hide all "friend of" entries" -- that would be "Friend of a Friend turned off")
- alieb
Ah. I will keep mine turned on then. I've found some spectacular people to follow using this feature.
- Jeremy (on vacation)
Friend of a Friend is certainly a turn-on
- s t e v e
I've been trying for years, but so far she hasn't responded. If nothing happens soon I may try a different friend of that friend... or maybe a friend of a different friend... or maybe a different friend of a different... oh never mind.
- Mark "DerBingle" J
absolutely; it's essential for finding new gems (Mark, let me know what strategy works for you!)
- MiniMage TKDteacher of FF
Yep, or else I won't discover new cool people like Joey! :)
- imabonehead
Mark: Awesome! I TOTALLY read it that way. Then again, I have been told that I have a one-track mind. :-| And, yes, I have FoaF turned on.
- Lisa L. Seifert
Also Snow White, and Winnie the Pooh. It was a double feature, if I recall correctly. When we got home, I started bawling. I was upset because Rabbit made Tigger stop bouncing.
- josh neff, geek at large
Also: Fantasia (the 1940 version). Probably saw it around 1976 or 1977.
- Kevin Fox
DAMN, I want to see Fantasia. I don't think I ever have. :(
- Derrick
on the other side of the parking lot the were playing "up in smoke" so we were walking back and forth checking them both out. thats what channel surfing was in the 70's
- royce
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, but I don't actually *remember* being in the theatre and seeing it, just that I was 4 and on vacation with my parents on Cape Cod. I definitely remember that my dad took me fishing after.
- Penguin It's Cold Outside
Mine was at the drive-in too, Nikki! We had a van and my parents would take us in our PJs and put us to bed in the back when we got tired.
- Jàson Puçkett
Star Wars, 1977. To be fair, I was 4 and I don't *specifically* remember seeing much of the movie (and now I can't remember what I remember and what I know from seeing it later)- but I remember going, with my grandfather and older brothers, and I remember being very cold in the Eastgate movie theater, in Chattanooga (now a YMCA).
- ÉllbeeÇee
Purple Rain, and my mom covered my entire face when the sex scenes came on. >.<
- Anna Haro
Pinocchio, I think. On rerelease in the mid-1980s. The first first-run one I can remember was, I think, Hot to Trot. *sigh*
- Jandy, ConcertMaven of FF
Unfortunately? ET. I was terrified and screaming. I think I was about 3.
- Laura H.
I know it wasn't the first, but I clearly remember going to see "Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom" when I was five or six and having my mom cover my eyes when the shaman guy ripped the still beating heart out of the other guy's chest. My parents didn't realize it was going to be so much scarier than "Raiders of the Lost Ark."
- Shannon Jiménez
I remember going to the drive in with my sister and me in our pajamas, falling asleep in the back seat during The Poseidon Adventure. First film I remember seeing inside was Star Wars.
- Ken Sheppardson
I don't remember. It was probably at the drive-in. Anna, my Dad took me and my bros to watch Purple Rain. It was awesome :D
- Rodfather
Race for your life Charlie Brown is the first title I recall, but I know I saw films before that
- RAPatton
from iPhone
I loved it too, once I saw it as an adult. at 8 or 9 (when I saw it the first time), I think I was a wee bit too young to understand what was going on. A parent took a group of her daughter's friends to the movies for her birthday, and she chose an R-rated movie.
- cecily
I was not allowed to see Empires Strike Back. I got a glimpse of the theater and the lines though.
- Uncle CW™
I remember seeing The Neverending Story with my grandparents at Ford City Mall in Chicago. I also remember seeing Ghostbusters at the world's largest drive in theater (also in Chicago, now long since closed) with my aunt and uncle. I remember Gremlins was playing on another, smaller screen, which was almost watchable from where were parked.
- Andy Bakun
Hm. It could have been Popeye. I remember seeing that in the theater.
- Rodfather
Snow White, the 1983 re-release -- I was 5. Pretty sure I saw the Rainbow Brite movie in the theaters, as well as Gremlins, the following year. I'm told I saw Fox & The Hound in the theaters in 1981, but I was 2 and don't really remember it.
- Alix Whitmire
First movie I remember seeing in the theater was Lady and the Tramp.
- Shawn Whitmire
Every Which Way But Loose. I think Dad thought since the previews had a chimp in it, how bad could it be for 7 year olds? *edit* seems we were nine. That explains it.
- Michael W. May
You know, I keep thinking it was Empire, but I wasn't even 2 yet, so I'm guessing it was actually Return of the Jedi.
- Rachel Walden
Hey, I'm just bummed to realize that my first movie might have been the ewok one instead of Empire. ;)
- Rachel Walden
And this is where the "what makes you feel old" thread collides with the "first movie" thread. Shit.
- DJF
Excalibur (thought it was ET) ! thanks imdb (I remember my mom holding her hands in front of my eyes).. oh wait. I remember seeing Empire Strikes back and that came out the year before.. so that must be the answer
- JSNFLMNG
It was either Empire Strikes Back or ET. I do remember that Empire Strikes Back was the first movie I saw in another state than my home state. Labyrinth was the second.
- Arlan Koizumi
Beauty and the Beast...I recall going to movies before then, vaguely, but I have clear memories of going to that.
- Abigail
I've not seen Transformers 2, but anyone who wants to punch it in the face I fully endorse. We should all get a whack yes? Haggis, nice call I wouldn't have even thought of that. Shevonne, why Hollow Man? I don't remember it being totally horrible. Aden, that movie deserved a groin kick. I've never seen Rise or Jane Austen's Mafia...I don't think I will.
- Joe Pierce
I'm seeing lots of deserving punchable flicks here. You all pass the test. I can't decide if I want to watch Hollow Man again to see if I agree with it or not...hmm
- Joe Pierce
at least the Planet remake had an awesome performance by Tim Roth. How in the world have I never seen B.A.P.S.? And why do I now have the urge to watch it? It's like when you have a loose tooth and you can't help but push on it even though it hurts...
- Joe Pierce
Joe, it's going to feel like you lost a tooth after watching B.A.P.S
- Shevonne
I don't know. I was once forced to sit through the Bratz movie. Can't be much worse than that.
- Joe Pierce
iRobot - made me want to burn all my Asimov books (no small feat indeed)
- Adrian
Planet 51. I spent 22.25 plus popcorn to see this on Saturday. It sucked all kinds of donkey balls. Nothing but NOTHING worth anything in this movie. It flat out sucked. And I'm very kind to movies usually. I want my money back you shitty, predictable movie making jackasses!
- Morgan Haley
I didn't mind iRobot that much, it had Tudyk in it and I'm very good at compartmentalizing my feelings between movies and books. Morgan, I can't say that I'm surprised. I don't think they expected much out of it which is why they opened it opposite of New Moon. Johnson needs to quit doing kids movies.
- Joe Pierce
Disturbia. I saw it for free, but I want them to apologize for making it. Joe, you HAVE to see BAPS. And make sure you are logged in while watching it. We need to hear all about it. Also, please answer the flip side of Joe's question: http://tiny.cc/s1FWC
- Baroness Von SmashAHomie
Crash (2004) directed by Paul Haggis. It's retarded meditation on race relations for one dimensional people and an unapologetic rip off of much better films, yet since it was about racism in LA it became a media darling and won best picture, even though it wasn't even in the best HALF of movies in 2004.
- veo
Magnolia is a beautiful, beautiful film. It's one of the only movies I know that actually gets better every time you watch it. It's not for everyone though. Incidentally, Magnolia is one of the better films that Crash (above) totally ripped off. Heh
- veo
The third Matrix movie and Batman and Robin.
- Alex Scoble
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End. Or Batman & Robin. They have no business existing. Ooh, or Crash, good one veo.
- Jandy, ConcertMaven of FF
I don't know what you are all talking about, the Bad Boys franchise is fun. Armageddon only sucked mostly, and the Playboy Centerfold video that he directed probably did exactly what it was supposed to.(except it needed more explosions).
- Joe Pierce
Pineapple Express, You, Me & Dupree, Journey to the Center of the Earth
- Danny Minick
Anything with Hugh Grant (mainly 4 weddings and a funeral though)
- Amy
!?!?!?!?!?! how can you not like hugh grant romcoms?
- Richard Lawler
I'll make an exception for 9 Months, c'mon that was gold!
- Joe Pierce
i have a weakness for hugh grant movies....shit, that totally makes me a foofie doesn't it?
- Morgan Haley
if hugh grant is on my TV humorously and absentmindedly wooing some unsuspecting young lady I can tell you where I'll be for the next two hours...son
- Richard Lawler
I like Hugh Grant on film. I do not like him in real life....C'mon, girlfriend like he has and he goes for a prostitute like that?
- Joe Pierce
I ain't fuckin him, I'm just listening to his wonderful english accent.
- Richard Lawler
as I said. I like him in movies, but in the real world I don't think he shows proper judgement.
- Joe Pierce
Oddly enough, I don't remember liking or disliking Magnolia, which probably means I fell asleep in it.
- Adrian
MOON... Jesus that sucked. Not even cute at all.
- Adrian
Magnolia's awesome. And Adrian, you mean Moon that was out this summer with Sam Rockwell? Other than a couple of issues I had with the narrative, I thought it was really good. Certainly much better than the crap that usually passes for sci-fi these days.
- Jandy, ConcertMaven of FF
Jandy, yeah, that one. Thing is, I had such high hopes for it, but the narrative and the science were just swiss cheese and Sam Rockwell bugged the crap out of me (which disturbed me as I generally enjoy his characters quite a bit). We've come a long way since 2001: a Space Odyssey and no one has come even close... or really tried, in my opinion. 2010 would have been great if it wasn't...
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- Adrian
Richard/Joe/Morgan: Oh come on, he has zero ability to act - he's the same character in every film. English accents don't do much for me, I hear them a lot anyway. :)
- Amy
Sarah - that and Seven were the Emperor's New Clothes of movies.
- Matthew DeVries
I didn't see Seven. Fight Club pissed me the fuck off. And I am so glad you agree! I knew I liked you, Matthew DeVries. ;)
- Call me Bronco
OH MY GOD, I take it all back, every movie I said is forgiven so that I may punch directly in the face THE SIXTH SENSE. It's an hour and fourty five minutes that I thought was two hours and thirty minutes that felt like 3 and a half hours. That movie dragged so much morbid ass they needed to import ass from other countries just to make it.
- teh Dork Knight aka Kenny
All M. Night Sham-man films, Napoleon Dynamite, and the Original Wickerman.
- Neal Krummell
Oh Neal, thank you for reminding me. The Village. I would not just punch that one in the face. It would definitely be a kick to the nads, too.
- Chieze Okoye
I knew eventually someone would bring up "Hulk" with Bana. Which I consider the better of the new I-Hulk movies. The new one was really bad and just a cliche comic-book film. Everything M. Night did after the first half of Signs is punchable.
- Joe Pierce
"The iMojito is designed to project your iPhone, and also function as a wallet, it has space for up to 6 credit cards, plus space for bank notes as well."
- Müjdat Korkmaz
Neither can I, but I would really love to be able to do that. Of course, I also ache to travel to other solar systems & galaxies.
- josh neff, geek at large
I know! I think it would be so scarily awesome to be in their shoes. To look back and then turn around and look out at everything else out there. Are the stars brighter out there?
- Yolanda
from IM
This universe is just so vast & amazing! It makes me sad that I'll only get to see a teeny, tiny part of it in my lifetime.
- josh neff, geek at large
I think if I was able to go up there and look down on Earth and see all of those stars my heart would just be so overwhelmed that I would just die. And at that point, that would be okay.
- aden
Exactly, Josh. I get sad reading some of these space articles and they talk about things that will happen so far in the future that I won't get to see them.
- Yolanda
from IM
Space just boggles my little brain cell.
- Yolanda
from IM
Exactly, Yolanda! I kind of wish I could live forever. I can't imagine being bored, with all the books there are to read, movies & TV shows to watch, music to listen to, people to meet--& I really want to see what happens to the human race in the future!
- josh neff, geek at large
I hope that I can still see what's going on from wherever I go after this long day is over.
- Yolanda
from IM
I know that there's been some scoffing in some parts of the media about wealthy space-tourists wasting money on their trips, but if I had the means, I'd *totally* want to go into space!!
- Andrew Terry
I agree with Josh and Yolanda. It upsets me that there are wonders out there that we'll never see and can only imagine. Contact was on Saturday and I *so* envied Jodie Foster's character.
- Timothy Griffin
I'm hoping to find this out at some point in my future. Here's hoping that space tourism becomes at a point when I can both afford it and be healthy enough to do it.
- Mark Krynsky
I've heard many astronauts state that the moment they look back at the Earth for the first time from space is a life changing experience and one that puts many things that we take for granted in perspective. Support Space Travel.
- Carlos Ayala
RIP Edward Woodward. I loved his '80s detective show - esp. the late-night unrated version, The Graphic Equalizer (via @serafinowicz)
- Timothy Griffin
None of my business poll: Did you have a *real job before you were 18? What was it? Did you like it? Did you get paid more than minimum wage? *meaning you had to report income tax (or, rather, your parents did).
No. Babysitting and berry picking were my income sources. Well, wait, I may have started my PT receptionist job a the Real Estate office before I turned 18. Soooooo long ago...
- vicster is...
I had a job programming a database in dBaseIV the summer of my junior year in high school. I got paid like $0.25/hr more than minimum wage. It was a good experience because it was my first real programming job and basically set the tone for the rest of my career. I was invited to come back the next summer and redo everything I'd done in FoxPro 3.5 for Windows (and got an extra $1/hr).
- Fa La La La Lindsay
Yes. I started working a month after my 16th birthday. I worked at a daycare center, which was good because I got to have my sister with me there; otherwise I wouldn't have been able to get a job. I only made minimum wage, which at the atime was $3.25 I think? Hard to remember.
- pea
Yes, no, yes, until minimum wage was raised (so not much more than minimum).
- Alix Whitmire
No. My first real job was after my senior year in high school working in the textbook warehouse for the Board of Education
- Alan Simpson
Yes...several...they were ok...Paper boy, bicycle mechanic, fast food worker, network wiring guy, Air Force grunt...Yes, I got paid more than minimum wage and had to do tax returns.
- Alex Scoble
I worked for the Arlington County Public Library for a period while I was in high school, but I don't think the income was significant enough to be reportable by anyone.
- John E. Bredehoft
Burger Flipper at Hardee's, making $0.05 over the minimum. Good times.
- The Letter M
If you can call Gamestop a real job. I got it when I was 17. I did like it in the beginning but after about a year got tired of it because of the pay and lack of hours, so then I went to Best Buy. Made minimum in the beginning ($5.15 at the time) and got a $0.10 raise after the first of the year. I still filed taxes however and got back a nice amount of money.
- Mathew™ one of a kind
If you call library page (person who puts away books) a real job, I think I did that when I was 16 or 17. I think I got paid minimum wage (can't fully remember). I don't remember filing taxes.
- Kamilah Gill
Yes. At 12 I cleaned the churches windows and helped with janitorial duties. This was a real job as I has to file a tax return and got a little over minimum wage. At 15 I was hired by the school district to help with the computers on campus then also hired to work in the schools theatre where my brother and I ran it for the years we over laped. I continued in the school district after...
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- Uncle CW™
I made a little over minimum wage for a couple of years working for the NJ State DMV. I worked part time after school Mon-Fri during my freshman and sophomore years of HS. I kinda remember filling out the EZ form... I think. I did not like the job but the people I worked with were okay.
- Jim: Dead Like FF
Yes, I worked for a summer at Knott's Berry Farm. I served food at one of the little eateries inside the park in Ghost Town. It was minimum wage and fun then but as an adult now, looking back, there were some MAJOR issues ranging from inappropriate male conduct (getting girls into the freezer to kiss them, smacking them on the asses) to theft and an overall lack of care for the employees. We were kids being managed by kids.
- Nurse Katie
Waffle House, I did earn more than minimum wage with tips and yes, I filed taxes.
- Heather Solos
I worked, but nothing that would have supported me as an independent entity. And part of that is because when you're that age people refuse to pay you the same for a job that they would pay an adult to do it.
- Spidra Webster
I've had real jobs since I was 14, complete with paycheck. First one was at local drycleaners. McDonalds, assistant to a ferrier and a couple of modeling gigs all before I was 18. I loved them all, it taught me independence and discipline.
- jcunwired
Would love to hear more about the ferrier's asst job!
- Spidra Webster
Hah! Spelling booboo, that should have been "farrier". The job rocked. Not only did we trim and shoe horses' hooves, but provided all sorts of veterinary services to local farmers. My boss and his brother, two beer-swilling ex-rodeo stars, were great.
- jcunwired
I worked a commission sales job from 16-18. I got paid $11.75 and a % of my sales. I'm also pretty sure the company violated some teen labor laws in terms of hours per day/hours per week...but I didn't complain because it was a lot of $.
- Alexis Hope
Barely, only by a month. Desk staff at the dorm I was in. Minimum and had to file taxes.
- Amber, Random Time Lord
Yep. I started working at 14 as a cashier at a hamburger stand in Yosemite. At the time, California had some sort of modified work permit for 14 year olds. The grill was off-limits! Minimum wage then and the same for the next three jobs up until I was 17. Then I started working for salary plus commission in a telemarketing job selling gift baskets for The House of Almonds.
- Christopher Harley
Twelve, paper route. I lasted a week. After that, 17 and working at Shell Oil's geology offices, looking for oil. Other than meeting a very pretty girl who put up with my epic swooning around her, did not like. I made one dollar above minimum wage in that job.
- Steven Perez
I had an agricultural job when I was very young (picking strawberries), and a paper route after that. When I turned 16 I started working full time.
- Sparky
I worked part-time in the computer center at a local bank when I was 16. I worked there for two years, then I worked at another bank computer center through college. I also worked part-time in an on-campus computer lab while I was in college.
- ha3rvey (Ho)^3
My first job was working as a security guard during public skating at the local rink. it did not pay more than minimum wage.
- Nathalie, Dreamer of FF
Age 8-16: My sister and I were members of the Screen Extras Guild. Once every couple months we'd get a phone call from our agent and spend one or two days on the set of a TV show or movie, complete with a studio teacher to make sure we did busywork in the classroom trailer. They paid the same for kids and adults, which meant about $120 a day! Our credits include 'Scarecrow & Mrs. King', 'Emerald Point N.A.S.', 'The Bad Seed (TV)', 'Explorers' and 'Airwolf'.
- Kevin Fox
Camp counselor between high school and college. I turned 18 at the end of the summer. I made enough to buy a pair of dressy shoes, some clothes, and a purse, I think. (ETA: my Social Security report says I made $177 for 3 months' work, but then it was 1963).
- m9m, Crone of FriendFeed
I worked at Discovery Zone (a giant kids playground) and an optometric group while under 18. I liked both of them but the optometric group much more (stayed there for 11 years). The job at DZ I was paid $0.25 more than minimum wage and the optometric group started at $0.50 more than minimum wage
- Tamara
I worked as a groom / stablehand at a thoroughbred farm every summer and every weekend from my sophomore through senior year in high-school. I was paid more than minimum wage, but not sure how much more. It was a good job that kept me active, fit and better paid than most of the kids I went to school with. However, it was outdoors (Florida summers are killer) and I definitely did not smell the best afterwards. Kept me humble though...
- JA Castillo
I worked as a dish hand at a French restaurant and a Shell service station
- Johnny Worthington
Nope. My mom forbade me having a full time job in High School so I could focus on studies. The summer after HS I got a crappy part-time office assistant job, which I hated.
- veo
I worked as a page at the local library throughout high school. It was a great job. I think I got a bit more than minimum wage but the hours were flexible, the work was easy, and the people were really nice. Plus I got to check anything out I wanted for pretty much as long as I wanted. Most days I would finish all the work and just sit around and read
- Benjamin Golub
worked at the Beach House down in Mattituck the summer of 66 I will never forget it best summer of my life
- VAL D. Zone
When I 16, a week after finishing my GCSEs, I did a week of work for the guy my brother worked for. When I mentioned money, he said: "Don't worry, I'll see you right." At the end of the week he paid me £50 for 40 hours work. I didn't work for him again!
- Timothy Griffin
I had my first job when I was 14, grounds keeping and maintenance during the summer at a vocational high school. It was on the books, minimum wage, transportation provided. Got the job through CETA. Didn't have to pay taxes because we were low income. (one of the qualifications to get the job) Half the kids that were working there were unpaid, juvenile delinquents, doing community service.
- April Russo (app103)
I started work at a rollerskating rink on my 15th birthday. I was a Centre Assistant. Taking money at the door, handing out and putting away skates, working the snack bar, teaching, hosting birthday parties, cleaning, making people stop making out (bwahahahaha!), etc etc. We don't have minimum wage here, we have award wages, and if you're under 18 you don't have to fill in a tax return unless you earn over $6000 in the financial year.
- Mellissa Claus
Starting at 16 I had a summer jobs with Green Giant driving tractors as part of a pea-harvesting crew. I didn't eat peas for *years* after that. The pay was well over minimum wage, pretty decent for a summer job.
- Fred Yankowski
Do you mean a full time job? Because I got my part time job at oles when I was 15-and-a-half and filled in my first ever tax return this July and got a $51 refund.
- Bryce Roney
I worked for my parents starting when I was about 12 or 13 (they had a print shop). Then, I started working as a security guard at the Nissan Pavilion (a local amphitheatre) when it opened. I think I was 15 at the time. I also worked full-time the summer before I graduated high school (I was 16 at the time) and part-time during school. I continued at that job off and on for about 12 years.
- Curtiss Grymala
Weekend engineer at a Long Island, NY radio station. Cool 1st job (17). Automation system was a huge wall of reel-to-reel tape machines. Old? Me? Naaah.
- Charlie Anzman
Nope, got first job at 18, outbound call calls for surveys, and warm calls for taste tests (@$50/pop!!)
- Tsali, The Native of FF
At 17 I worked in the kitchen at a mid-range priced restaurant, where I was a forno chef ~ we cooked pizzas, amongst other things) in a wood burning oven/kiln thing.
- sofarsoShawn
I picked raspberries for my aunt during the summer at 10. Then for my dad in the strawberry fields during the summers 11-13. Then everyday doing computer stuff until 16. Then data entry until I graduated.
- Rodfather
from Android
Sometimes I feel I should have been a farmer. My cousin took over
- Rodfather
from Android
I bagged groceries every weekend starting at 12 for a year. It was for tips.
- Eric @ CSTechcast.com
from iPhone
I started a programming business doing reporting for medical offices. That was when I was 17. Before that, I worked minimum wage jobs (Howard's Grocery Store and Wendy's).
- Jason Huebel
Yep. Started working at age 12. Had a W-2 ever since.
- SAM
I was working weekends at a gas station/discount store (it was the 70's, when we actually PUMPED the gas and washed your windows!) During the week I did a work study job at college 40 miles away... the good news was that I got to study at a dormitory reception desk, and after 2 AM I could sleep in the lobby in a sleeping bag and let the female residents into the dorm when they rang a...
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- Mark "DerBingle" J
The summer I was 16 I played the bagpipes at Edinburgh Castle in the Edinburgh Military Tattoo and was paid a musician's honourarium (plus room, board and transport). The following summer, I taught bagpipes at an Army Camp for pretty good cash (again, with room and board). yes, it was more than minimum wage and, yes, my parents claimed my income. :)
- T. Brent, technopeasant
I've been working since I was like 14. I had to get a permit. I began at Wendy's literally flipping burgers. Min wage was like 4.75 or so and that's what I was making.
- Rahsheen ™, Coach Rah
oh, hell... forgot about my 5-month stint at Mother's Pizzeria and 4-month stint at Burger King... lol
- T. Brent, technopeasant
I worked at a computer repair / sales shop for a summer when I was 16. I worked 40 hours per week and I made 11% more than minimum wage. I liked it pretty well - it was neat being fairly good at a job I had no formal training for.
- Daniel J. Pritchett
I was an estimator at a paving company. I took blueprints of a job site, traced contour lines into a computer, then calculated the volume of different materials we would need to do the job. Paid $9.25 an hour, in 1999. Had my own office, a computer, and a plotter (a printer big enough to print blueprints). It was awesome.
- Alex Scrivener
Before 18 I worked as a grocery store cashier, a receptionist at a tax prep office, and a retail sales clerk at The Children's Place. Edit: all of these at or near minimum wage.
- Ladybug Heather
Yes. I worked in retail for a while. There was no minimum wage then.
- Ian May
I fried chicken in a grocery store for a while and worked as a hotel housekeeper during the summer.
- tab thinks you're awesome
Yep, I was a waitress from ages 16-18 (Bob's Big Boy - yikes) and I worked the third shift in a factory one summer. I did file taxes, but I'm not sure how much of my tips I reported. :)
- Cassandra
Nope, first job I had was after leaving college - games tester - and I've gone all the way back to the start after 15 years. :-)
- Kol Tregaskes
Yup, had several real jobs before I turned 18, the most notable being a cashier at Burger King (min wage $4.25) when I was 16 and then manager of a hot dog ($6.00/hr) stand when I was 17. All of my jobs required income tax reporting; I loved filing my taxes, BTW. Not sure why, but ever since that first 1040EZ at 14, I was hooked. :)
- tinypants - Hagitha of FF
First job of any kind was a paper route at the age of 13. I soon quit that, because I've always hated early mornings, and I got a job after school at a greengrocers. I had a bike with a big basket on to ride around the neighborhood delivering the orders. I always earned my tips that wages. Never had to file taxes in England with only one job in any case, but that was cash in hand anyways, NO minimum wage then, and doesn't apply to under sixteens even now as far as I am aware.
- Ian May
That sucks. :( Our credit union put a hold on our checking account because of a transaction at the Apple store. Totally embarrassing when I didn't know that had happened and I went to the bookstore and got my debit card rejected when I tried to buy a $10 book.
- Rochelle
I think I will be finding a new credit card company. This is not the first time they've done this. My poor husband was at the supermarket and had the card declined!
- Meredith
This happened to me when I was out of the country, after I called the bank to tell them I would be having international charges.
- Andrizzle Gizzle
I received a 'phone call from my credit card company after spending around £400 in the online Apple store to check it was a genuine purchase. I'd spent over £900 at Amazon the previous week and didn't hear a peep from them!
- Timothy Griffin
Apple is a known target of credit card scammers?
- DJF
Internet Fraudsters like to use Apple's online service to buy gift cards. They'll repeat it in chuncks of 300-500 untill the card is dead. #SeenItBefore#WorksForABank
- Christian (Simply X)
I'm glad they're checking for fraud. My problem is with the fact that they never bothered to try calling before shutting off the account.
- Meredith
Agree--it would be much better if they'd call.
- Abigail
So what's the best way to extend the life of the battery on my MBP? Charge to full, let it drain completely, repeat? I heard keeping it plugged into the wall all the time has negative effects.
best thing is to minimise the power used on your laptop. So, turn down the screen as much as possible, turn off wifi/bluetooth if possible, and turn off cpu-intensive apps. Many people don't realise this, but having a browser open with 10+ tabs and especially if using flash, are running the equivalent of a game on their computer. So try to stick to a max. of a few apps at a time and no more than 2-3 tabs in your browser. My Macbook (not pro) runs an average of 4+ hours when I do all of this.
- Vincent van Wylick
you normally have to callibrate your battery only once every few months, no more. The more you charge & recharge, the more you kill your battery as it has a limited amount of cycles it can do that. Also, having a second battery and using them on alternate weeks helps a LOT (doesn't work with the new Macbooks of course…)
- Vincent van Wylick
Vincent has said everything I would've said! I do the complete discharge thing once a month, though, but I guess it's down to how often you part-use part-charge it, which, for me, is everyday.
- Timothy Griffin
~ to note now that it's fall & winter approaches, cold saps battery life quickly so don't leave it out in the car or exposed to the cold because you will not get the same performance & this is exacerbated by the colder the temperature is. (goes with cell phones, iPod's & really almost any electronic device)
- sofarsoShawn
Thanks for the input everyone... I am a little worried that I can't swap the battery out of this machine, but hopefully it will last me long enough to make it worth it. The advice I got from you all will help me out with that.
- Frankie Warren
FYI I've got a non-swappable battery and am on 81 cycles with 99% battery health remaining.
- Timothy Griffin
Install smcfancontrol 2.2.2 - http://www.eidac.de/?p=134 - and set up 3 profiles: one for the lowest fan speed, one for around 4000 rpm and one for maximum. Set up the prefs so when you are on battery the fan drops to low. When you're on AC power, shift your fan to medium or high.
- Bill Sodeman
It's a Lithium Ion battery...your best bet is to let it go to about 40% charge and then charge it...You never want to let a Lithium Ion battery get to empty as it reduces their lifespan, or so I've read.
- Alex Scoble
pretty interesting trick, that smcfancontrol. What I also noticed makes a massive difference is using Flux (http://www.stereopsis.com/flux...), which you can set to change the colour temperature of your screen. When it runs, I get like 20% more battery life. However… there's no way to make it run all the time, unfortunately, just when it thinks it's night.
- Vincent van Wylick
Kol, where are you seeing your invites? I have never seen any new invites come through on my account.
- Travis Koger
Travis, it's in a wave, try searching for "Invite others to Google Wave".
- Kol Tregaskes
Please send me a invite to adataghost@gmail.com.
- adataghost
Nope nothing there, guess I haz no invites to send. :(
- Travis Koger
me pls to pengwen.not.penguin@gmail.com
- Parvez Halim
well no invites for me, so any chance you could send to the following: :) redsnapperuk at gmail.com, nilsson.veness at gmail.com? Thanks if you can Kol.
- Travis Koger
awesome, may I have one please, crazycow@gmail.com
- Glenn Graham
Please send me a invite to m.krycki@youknowwhere
- jojojo
Hi, May I have one please ? quilovnic[At]gmail[dot]com ? Thanks
- Jonathan
Kol, yeah I meant if you could send invites to my friends who I would like to be online, but cannot give them invites myself. nilsson.veness@gmail.com & redsnapperuk@gmail.com... thanks.
- Travis Koger
OK, all gone. huseyin, sorry you're email address didn't go through either. Daniel, sorry you missed out. Try having a look around though, lots of people have invites to give out now.
- Kol Tregaskes
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- Timothy Griffin
Very cool Even the HD button is available, but i think it must be upscaled. Definetly not HD!
- Giraffes Up In The AIr