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What ever happened to the ultimate warrior?

5 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I forgot how teenagers house food. Kids r damn expensive

5 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @badbanana: That one set of carbon footprints in the sand is when Jesus carried me and my 60-inch plasma TV.

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RT @shitmydadsays: "Universe is 14 billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a fucking parade every time i take a piss."

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Let's see of Twitter can handle the nye traffic

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @Boston_Police: “I Didn’t Stab My Brother…He Ran into the Knife”: On Wednesday, December 31, 2009, at approximately 3:07pm,... http://www.bpdnews.com/2009...

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Odd day. Just ran into Matt Damon in the liquor store.

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@macasek @gossnj @ssayer can I have his palladin armour ?

Thursday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Bank of america sucks. Time to go to consumerist

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

cold as shit out there and I gotta go to the grocery store

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Just found out about Calibre so far looks good

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@MissyDuarte ok you beat me in this round of the breakfast battle

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Im sorry but what type of job prospects would interning on the Maury show get you ? I say none ...

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Oatmeal what is better for breakfast ?

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@GEM2001 They'd rather have expensive explosive sniffing machines

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

at which point you'll settle on a taser

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Until you watch a show about how many ppl are killed by their own guns in their own home

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Ok this I Survived show will make anyone want to keep a gun in the house.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

No work raining outside. I say that calls for a movie and inevitable nap

December 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@macasek Better take care of your KIDS

December 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Explanation on D-Wade/Jay-Z line: RT @mikebodge @onetensullivan http://www.theawl.com/2009... (via @jeffstaple)

December 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Just remembered no work tomorrow. Perfect

December 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@MrPope your still excluding Blacks and the Irish I hope?

December 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Fun times. Need to go again http://yfrog.com/33jpcsj

December 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

On train headed to game. Merry Christmas

December 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Y is trapped in the closet on IFC ain't that like having Tyler Perry on masterpiece theater?

December 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @lovejuly22: Everytime my uncle talks, he makes no sense. You know how you have that one weird ass uncle? Well, all my uncles are lik ...

December 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Nook owners. Is there a way to input \?or is there only / ? WTF. Need it for my wpa key

December 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Very thankful. And I didnt shoot my eye out

December 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Debating whether or not tweeting Christmas is a good idea. I got some heat that is all I will say !

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