I have a ton of these screencaps that I took, but the really good angles are all ruined by the fact that I had her wearing the Santa hat, which makes her look ridonkulous.
- tinypants - Hagitha of FF
"I realize there are lots of people in Fairyland that think this is adorable, but in the real world, you just don’t run errands with a life-sized vagoo around your neck. This isn’t Womyn’s Studies, it’s the dry cleaner, and the girl behind the counter doesn’t make enough to have to look at your needle felted cooter."
- tinypants - Hagitha of FF
from Bookmarklet
@aden: Agreed. In fact, I just laughed so hard at the Worm Wood one (posted it to my feed just now) that I had to excuse myself to the ladies room so I could get it out of my system at the proper volume.
- tinypants - Hagitha of FF
Well now wait...isn't it a good thing it's not a "bloody hell" situation? Wouldn't that be worse?
- Katie: Whelmed Overly
I wouldn't be surprised if this vendor did mimic "bloody hell" situations. She does make custom versions, if that's what you want...
- John (a.k.a. dendroica)
I have friends that deserve one of these. *added to my Christmas list* ;-)
- Eric Logan
"The perfect gift for someone who likes dead shit with fruit painted on it." OK, this one made me sit on my office floor and attempt to catch my breath...
- tinypants - Hagitha of FF
from Bookmarklet
A guy I was interested in here at work has been permanently stricken from my Dating List. Why? Because today he informed me that he voted for Prop 8 because he just wanted to punish the gays for being so obnoxious about gay marriage. STAY CLASSY, DUDE.
Even worse...the party was just breaking up and people were still milling around. I responded "No thanks. If I was supposed to eat it, I would have been invited in the first place" and walked away. My Snark Reflex is set to Hyperactive today.
- tinypants - Hagitha of FF
Dude. Parties suck without you. What the hell is wrong with these people?
- Jenny R.
They frequently forget to invite me to these things. They do a monthly birthday cake for everyone whose bday is that month. Guess who they forgot to include for the April celebration? (they told me " oops, we missed yours on the calendar." o.O)
- tinypants - Hagitha of FF
from iPhone
They can get away with it because my boss works in our SoCal office, so he doesn't see any of this. I am truly the red-headed stepchild of our business unit because I'm the only person from my specific department in our NorCal office. Yet I do a lot of reporting for many of them. In fact, while they were partying today...I was completing report requests for several of them. Yay.
- tinypants - Hagitha of FF
"To me, this necklace represents the unconventional elegance of nature and the beauty of equality within relationships."....."Really? That's interesting. Because to me, this is a $200 necklace of worms fucking."
- tinypants - Hagitha of FF
from Bookmarklet
This made me laugh so hard, I had to go down the hallway and trap myself in the bathroom so I could let it all out at the proper volume. I'm still giggling. Either I'm punchy or this really was that funny.
- tinypants - Hagitha of FF
It really is that funny. Regretsy is pure genius.
- aden (and junk)
Totally. That woman has the kind of wit I wish I'd been gifted with. I'd give up half my IQ points to be That. Damn. Funny.
- tinypants - Hagitha of FF
Kinda getting envious of everyone with DROID. As an owner of the original G1.....Not sure how long Cyanogen will be able to hold me over from wanting a new Android phone lol.
- Ⓐ ☠ slayerboy ☠ Ⓐ
Stuck in the Verizon store, getting the stinkeye everytime I pull out my iPhone. Feel like I'm behind enemy lines...