tinypants (Amanda H)

Well if he ever needs a replacement lid, I'm putting my name on the list. :D - tinypants (Amanda H)

I love you, you little skank. :D - Derrick

The man has a smoking hot wife. Great child and two comic stores. - CW™

is that similar to an ascot? - Geoff Schultz

More or less. (@Martha: Yes! By all means! :) - tinypants (Amanda H)

Oh my. People like this inspire something akin to murderous rage within me. When I eventually pass them on the inside, I feel like sharing some universal sign language with them. Who taught these people how to drive, anyways? - Jenny R.

My former boss was like that. She's get over and do the speed limit. Her reasoning: People need to slow down and everyone who passed her got a disapproving look. I hated when it was her turn to drive to meetings. - Anika Malone

GTFO is my soothing chant when following one of these 'cockasses'. Get The Fuck Over!!!! It's called the 'PASSING LANE' for a reason!!!! You are causing more harm to the world by dragging ass in that lane. You demonstrate shitty driving technique, which lowers the quality of mankind overall. And no, I'm not going to roadrage your car on the freeway to teach you a lesson. But I might follow you home one day and fuck your dog! GTFO!!! - Morgan Haley

You need one of those Swedish squeeze dolls. - Geoff Schultz

it's like a rock in a stream, all the eddy's around it is where accidents happen. - Victor Ryden

Can't we all just get along? - Brent - Mugwumps R Us

@Morgan jesus... - mjc from iPhone

The best universal sign language for these drivers, especially if they're men? Hold up your thumb and forefinger, about an inch apart. Men will get it. I have also heard that Down Under, wiggling one's pinky finger indicates roughly the same thing. [And, alas, Virginia drivers are TERRIBLE when it comes to this!] - Ladybug Heather

HELLO SEATTLE - Live4Emma (L4S)

It also makes me want to put slow drivers into the wall. - Ha3rvey

Wait, you can speed? Isn't that against the law though? - Thparqui, totally a fake

belligerent cockass is my new favorite expletive - mike fabio

I should also mention that I like to snap at drivers in real time. I curse their families and swear like a sailor when they do stupid things. But then I let it all go. I have zero build up on the frustration and anger things. I find it's best this way. the downside is that sometimes my kid is in the car and hears me drop a few choice words. I would never fuck someone's dog due to roadrage. Sorry to get all the dogs out there excited. To them I say 'bark, bark, barkity bark bark. Woof. Arooooo.' - Morgan Haley

There's a reason I drive an F250 with strobes in the headlights.... - MVB

@Sparky: I don't condone speeding either. I think it's awfully self-righteous of those who choose to drive much faster than the flow of traffic to tailgate and grief the other drivers...that being said though, there IS a road law called "going with the flow of traffic" and if the entire freeway is moving at a speed of approx. 70-75 even though the posted limit is 55 or 65, sitting there doing 55 is legally considered dangerous driving and is a cockassed thing to do. - tinypants (Amanda H)

That would be my dad. I'll give him a call and tell him to stay off Sacramento roads. - Louis Gray

amen to what Victor said. People who drive slow in the passing lane -- even if it IS the speed limit -- are just accidents waiting to happen. - Nathan Rein

I really think cockass may become my new favorite swear word. :D And it so fits... - Bette Cooper

Where did someone believe this... so that I might mock them without mercy. - Jason Huebel

funny story.....actually I don't have a funny story but that sounds like how someone would start one if they indeed had one. - Geoff Schultz

Fuck knows? - Johnny Worthington from iPhone

Apparently it's one of the common...erm...myths about Opossum in the south and eastern US. (there's also a myth that female opossum reproduce by sprouting their young from their backs. No, I'm serious) I don't know how widespread these myths are anymore, but apparently there are still some who believe. - tinypants (Amanda H)

@Johnny Good one - nearly missed it. - Warren Butler

Its the SOUTH no further explanation required. - Geoff Schultz

I have lived in the South all my life, and I have *never* heard any of those "common" myths. We're not all uncultured fucks down here, you know. - Joey Gibson

They do carry their young on their backs - Rodfather

I've never heard that, either, and I've lived in the south all my life, too, and also seen plenty of possums. - Trish R

People in the south? I thought they just put leashes on them and put rubber nipples on top of the bottles labled XXX for them and every now and then administered swift justice with the back of their hand on the swiss cake roll isle of the walmart. - Geoff Schultz

Geoff, that's armadillos. - Trish R

I knew it was one or the other. Thanks Trish :D - Geoff Schultz

We buy them clothes and dress them up, too. They guard the outhouse when we have to make late night trips outside and forget to light the lantern. - Trish R

birds mate by rubbing their asses together, why not possums and nostrils? there's weirder things out there. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki... - Tyler J. Gillies

Those aren't "asses, Tyler, they're "cloacas." - Christopher Carr

I never said people in the South were uncultured fucks. I didn't imply that at all. Thx for the words in my mouth though. They tasted like sunshine and unicorns. - tinypants (Amanda H)

At one point though these were widely-believed myths in the South and Southeastern US. There are even paintings depicting such statements. I'll mail you my mammalogy textbook if you don't believe me. As I said above...*ahem*...I don't know how widespread the myths are anymore. But apparently there are still a few believers in our midst. - tinypants (Amanda H)

In Seattle, we call them opossums, although I'm not sure any live up here. I've seen them at the zoo. - Rochelle

@Tyler: yyyyyeah, the difference would be that the reproductive organs are at the south end of the birds (and they rub because the male has to spread his semen on the female's rear feathers to begin the process of fertilization...male birds don't have external genitalia). I think an opossum would be shocked to learn that its ovaries are actually in their nose. While I haven't studied every mammal there is on the planet, I'm pretty sure that there are none whose bodies are built in such a fashion. - tinypants (Amanda H)

@Rochelle: Yeah, Opossum is the proper name (or really, Virginia Opossum, if we're getting technical - Didelphis virginiana). I just shortened it because I was lazy. :) Fun fact - the Virginia Opossum is the only marsupial found in North America. And yes, they do live up in Washington. :) Their range extends up to the southern part of Ontario AFAIK. - tinypants (Amanda H)

LULZ - "Thx for the words in my mouth though. They tasted like sunshine and unicorns." +1 qamaverbillion Amanda. - Yolanda

I live in the south and everyone down here is an uncultured fuck. - Andrea G

Everyone? Thanks. - Steve Lowe

@Amanda, I was responding to Geoff's "Its the SOUTH no further explanation required" which does imply that we're all a bunch of knuckle-draggers. Didn't mean to put words in your mouth, even if they did taste like unicorns. - Joey Gibson

OMG, I see. I'm so sorry! I was being first-thing-in-the-morning cranky and didn't figure it out. LOL Obviously I need to have at least one cup of coffee before getting on the internet. :D - tinypants (Amanda H)

Rochelle: I believe that, while the New World variety of the critter is spelled "opossum," the initial vowel is *not* generally pronounced. And yes, there are tons of the creatures in the outskirts of Seattle. In Portland, they can be found eating cat food on your porch right in downtown. - Christopher Carr

Send it over here! Hall & Oates have I none! - Detective Sandy Vagina

No, you couldn't damn that river! Because your kiss, your kiss is on my list. - Josh Haley from iPhone

I think Hall and Oats was my first cassette tape I ever bought, Huey Lewis and the News might be my second. - Ken

This is all just plain wrong... - tinypants (Amanda H)

I......believe........them bones... are the result of a MANEATER. Whoa-oh here she comes (watchout!) - Josh Haley

I also had a Phil Collins around that time too. - Ken

But of course, this was also around the time when I took the new Michael Jackson LP Thriller to your roommate's house and recorded it to audio tape using his LP player and my tape recorder using the microphone.. you should ask him about that someday. LOL Oh wait, I think it was his LP. LOL - Ken

I guess that was my first time going against the music industry.. bwahahaha. - Ken

uh oh ... *closes secret port to Amanda's computer* - Steven Perez

Seriously though, http://www.michaeljackson.com lets anyone share their memories of him right on the front page there. - Ken

All of you are henceforth banned from my FriendFeed. *runs off and hides* - tinypants (Amanda H)

*reopens port, sends Milli Vanilli collection to Amanda's computer* - Steven Perez

*chases after Amanda - come back baby* - Thparqui, totally a fake

I know you didn't just diss hallnoates - Richard Lawler

My response to that bot yesterday: http://friendfeed.com/fabooma... - Anika Malone

That's brilliant. I'm so over bots of all kinds. Talk about clogging up the internet with useless crap... - tinypants (Amanda H)

+1 - .LAG liked that