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tinypants
A big torte of shoddy fuckery.
Hash Brown Quiche Recipe : Paula Deen : Food Network - http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes...
Modifying this to be a Quiche Lorraine. ZOMG
- tinypants
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Laptop Lunch B630 Bento System 2.0, Berry Blue - http://www.amazon.com/dp...
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Mike Rowe Sings the National Anthem - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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Steve C, Dan Messer, Alex Scrivener and Mike Nencetti liked this
He is SO one of my heroes.
- Reformed Goadkicker
Awesome.
- Jenthemum
Scary thing... You ever see that man without a shirt on? Let me tell you this, if I'm in a bar fight, I want Mike Rowe on my side.
- Dan Messer
Love him too. Also a pretty sweet looking minor league stadium
- Steve C
Edward Scissorhands - The Grand Finale - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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Fraggle Rock 8" Doozers SET OF 3 Jim Henson Muppets - http://www.amazon.com/dp...
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Michael G. Galli, Morton Fox, Caroline Eva and 2 other people liked this
Remember the time that Mokey convinced the Fraggles that they shouldn't be eating the Doozer's constructions? Talk about a classic backfire!
- Joe Pierce
Bento Buddies 2.0 B650-berry X-Large, Large, Medium and Small Dip Lidded Containers, Berry, Set of 4 - http://www.amazon.com/dp...
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Caroline Eva liked this
Even in a hardware store, men refuse to ask directions. If you get this tweet, plz send a search party to the Vacaville Home Depot. :-/
Alex Scrivener, Helen is taking charge, Haggis (Sean Loyless) and 4 other people liked this
lol...I was at Vacaville Lowes yesterday...and I have to admit, I asked directions while there. =)
- Beau Liening
When I'm in a Home Depot I usually have one or more salespeople ask if I need help before I know if I need it.
- John (a.k.a. dendroica)
The Fairfield Home Depot is like that. They're almost obsessive about wanting to help you...Lowes too.
- Beau Liening
Big stores should be like libraries. You go to a computer and type in what you want and it tells you EXACTLY where it is.
- Ken
The Depot Decimal System.. dang it!
- Ken
LMAO I can picture this *so* perfectly and it cracks me up!
- Jenny R.
http://twitpic.com/19ff99 - Ima buy me a sack o knobs....heh
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Beau Liening liked this
That sounds dirty...I like it. =)
- Beau Liening
Countdown to Hell? - http://www.mandimoo.com/?p=575
The Ultimate Personal Video Arcade (25 pics) » Izismile.com - http://izismile.com/2010...
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RAPatton, Jenny R., sofarsoShawn and Zehnchu liked this
I'm betting this guy hasn't gotten laid in the history of EVER. But I still am totally envious and I WANT this so badly. *goes off to play the lottery*
- tinypants
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one of those games have to convert into a bed for two=P
- Zehnchu
I'm floored that he even got that damn Junkyard game. LOL I used to LOVE that! Dropping Hot Wheels cars into a mini auto wrecker? WIN. The only thing he appears to be missing is a few Skee-Ball machines. He throws those in and my pants will drop permanently for him...
- tinypants
And is anyone else like getting a well-formed idea in their head of what the place smells like? Looking at the pix I'm totally getting that whiffy stale-popcorn/dirty-butt/recirculated-air/spilled-slushie arcade smell going on.
- tinypants
When I was a kid, I used to dream of places like this. But you know, I would also have my own theater.
- Ken
I just fell asleep during a conference call with our Finance folks in Manila. Oops...
topernic, Haggis (Sean Loyless) and Steven Perez liked this
I do that sometimes when someone is reading their Outlook errors.
- Steven Perez
To be fair, it IS their fault for scheduling a conference call so late in the day....
- tinypants
Regretsy – Hail, Mary! – NSFW - http://www.regretsy.com/2010...
Joe Silence (circumspect), aden penn, Kamala Whitaker and Sparky! liked this
:(
- tinypants
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it took balls to make that.
- Joe Silence (circumspect)
Promtacular! | The sequins. The lace. The photographic evidence. - http://www.promtacular.com/
Martha, Alix Whitmire, Maria Niles and 18 other people liked this
I have been featured on Promtacular. LOL
- tinypants
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Awesome!
- Rodfather
Because you look "Promtacular!"
- Ken
this pics reminds me of a Molly Ringwald movie (the era), not Cecily's centipedes in the va-jay post {(which also reminded me of Molly Ringwald) this comment will not come out sounding right}
- sofarsoShawn
For the record...I still have both that dress and those gloves...
- tinypants
Regretsy – Bukkitty - http://www.regretsy.com/2010...
holly liked this
OMG. Can't. Stop. Laughing.
- tinypants
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DO NOT WANT.
- John (a.k.a. dendroica)
OMG
- Michelle Martinez
How dreadful.
- Derrick
http://twitpic.com/18si44 - For lunch today, I shall be having.....breakfast?
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Ken, Joe Pierce, .·*♥pea♥*·. and 4 other people liked this
I looked for corn dogs earlier at the store and they didn't have the kind I like so I ended up with hot pockets.
- Ken
Today feels like a Troop Beverly Hills kind of day! - http://www.imdb.com/title...
Tamara, Kendra, sofarsoShawn and 3 other people liked this
I even have a box of Thin Mints to snack on while watching!
- tinypants
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*jealous*
- Jenny R.
I love this movie. That moment when she taps her finger on her hip and wants a discount because there is ONE sequins missing? Pure awesome.
- .·*♥pea♥*·.
I love that she designs a Jewelry Appraisal badge. :D
- tinypants
This movie was shown at 90% of the slumber parties I attended grades 3-6.
- Kendra
Did you know that they made 3 sequels to The Cutting Edge? Who the hell let this happen?! My childhood had been raped! #muthafuggintoepick
Jason Huebel, Steve C, Cassandra and 3 other people liked this
just seen the ad, what can I say...
- Zehnchu
I did know. I've avoided them all. I'm sure none of them can beat "toe pick!"
- .·*♥pea♥*·.
I don't know what you're talking about. There is only one Cutting Edge. And only three Star Wars movies. #fingersinears
- LB préfère le chocolat.
I agree. There can be only one.
- Jenny R.
Second one was terrible. The third one wasn't that bad. I haven't watched the new one yet, though.
- Jason Huebel
Driver Crashes While Shaving Genitals - http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp...
MiniMage, reborn, Rodfather, Bonnie Foster and 12 other people liked this
Really? I mean, REALLY?!!!
- tinypants
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Her own or a passengers?
- Johnny Worthington
Her own apparently. I'm thinking that grooming her ladybits should've been the least of her worries.
- tinypants
The whole thing is insane, really. Her ex-husband holds the wheel for her while she shaves to get ready for a date with her current boyfriend?? Talk about a friendly divorce!
- .·*♥pea♥*·.
Further proof that its called Flori-DUH for a reason.
- Shannon
She looks like a Breadhead. Maybe she was headed off for a date with Bread Harrity. http://video.adultswim.com/tim-and...
- Sam Carlson
Hasn't she ever heard of Nair?
- Jeff P. Henderson
She also lost the license the day before the crash.
- John (a.k.a. dendroica)
*hides*
- Ayşe E.
OMG
- راحله
At least she wasn't talking on her cell phone because that's dangerous.
- Kenton
Yeah, the more I think about this, the more I want to gag.
- tinypants
as you do.
- winckel
O.O
- Joe Pierce
This will probably sound flippant, but it looks like she should be spending some time working on the hair on her head rather than on her netherbits. Of course, her ex-husband might not be as willing to help her with a new bleach job as he was with this flawed endeavor. :-/ Damn, some people are weird.
- Jenny R.
Jenny, I've been wondering about the hair too but I thought it best to leave it alone as nothing I came up with was good. :D Some jokes are best left in the head.
- .·*♥pea♥*·.
Uh... I got nothing.
- Je suis avec hamburger
DEAR LADY I HOPE U KNOW the internet is mocking u i've seen this all over the NET. u couldn't wait till u were at his house? im sure glad he would have let u taken a shower.. most guys *like* that last time i checked..
- Caroline Eva
@Pea- I've been debating all day about whether to write something about it. In the end, I couldn't resist. ;-)
- Jenny R.
jenny. or a facial peel they cost 60 $ get those wrinkles out
- Caroline Eva
I feel so sorry for the ex-husband. I'm picturing Charlie Sheen's brother in that show.
- Eivind
1UP Eivind
- Jenny R.
WT ?
- VAL D. Zone is hopping
Oh my god, I almost died laughing.
- Miriella
Ex-husband would obviously do anything to ensure the new boyfriend took her off his hands.
- Connie Crosby
this makes me feel like I'm in the twilight zone.
- liladreams
anyway, at least she's, er, hawt.....
- winckel
Pew Pew
- Caroline Eva
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I realize my Hagitha status affords my gay boyfriends all kinds of extra perks they don't normally get with other friends, but informing me of their boner and then FAPPING AWAY AT IT WHILE WE CHAT is a complete and total party foul.
Mathew A. Koeneker, Rob H., Ladybug Heather and 9 other people liked this
whoa. that's seriously out of bounds.
- .·*♥pea♥*·.
O_o
- Archangel ωαřмaiden
Well, that's odd.
- Ayşe E.
I'm famous for not having many boundaries when it comes to certain conversations and I'm often accused of not knowing the meaning of TMI but as close as I am to Sam this is not a conversation we would EVER have.
- .·*♥pea♥*·.
Not that kinda gay -->
- Derrick
whoa.
- Joe Silence (circumspect)
My thoughts exactly, Joe.
- Bubba's a lucky redneck
Yeah, I'm like you, pea. My boundaries are pretty scarce. But this? BOUNDARY OFFICIALLY CROSSED.
- tinypants
Excuse my crudeness and semi-naivity... but... Why did he have a boner (let alone one that required immediate fapage) while talking to a girl?
- Johnny Worthington
from iPhone
Morning wood, apparently.
- tinypants
Pffft... Just drain the lizard, no need to choke it
- Johnny Worthington
from iPhone
That's what I said. "You don't need to actually take care of the damn thing."
- tinypants
Tickle the bishop instead of bashing him, johnny?
- mjc
More deflate the Dean
- Pete
kinda makes me doubt the guy's veracity. just a bit.
- Joe Silence (circumspect)
Veracity as far as...whether he's actually spanking it or whether he's actually gay?
- tinypants
either.
- Joe Silence (circumspect)
Uhmmm woah. There are some things you just shouldn't share.
- Sparky!
egg sack early.
- Joe Silence (circumspect)
Are most of your gay boyfriends doing this? Or just one? I'd question his social skills, myself.
- Helen is taking charge
I hope I don't know this gay boyfriend...I am afraid to ask. (Nice picture choice. btw.)
- Jenny R.
@Helen: He is literally the only one. From previous conversations I've had with him, I get the impression that he really likes it when people watch him, regardless of their gender. He's a bit of an exhibitionist on a normal day. :-/
- tinypants
Are you sure it's not a clinical act? If they suffer from phemosis (hardening/closing of the foreskin) clinical masturbation is the best treatment to keep the condition at bay.
- Matthew DeVries
Yup. Not clinical in the least bit.
- tinypants
in light of the preceding, i rescind my earlier remark.
- Joe Silence (circumspect)
And no, Jenny, it's not Jared. LOL He would never be so bold.
- tinypants
Relieved. And DUDE. That is so not cool.
- Jenny R.
*now DEEPLY regrets looking up phemosis in a medical journal*
- Joe Silence (circumspect)
@Jenny: It's a little too Gorilla Boy for me. I'm starting to get flashbacks. :-/
- tinypants
Gorilla Boy definitely came to mind. :(
- Jenny R.
Wow, that is rude.
- John (a.k.a. dendroica)
Does the Aloe help the chaffing?
- Eric @ CSTechcast.com
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http://twitpic.com/17xf88 - Welcome to my week... :(
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John (a.k.a. dendroica), Ken, Ken, Victoria & Kiyomi and 2 other people liked this
Does this twitpic come from the same lady talking about TMI on boner relief while on the phone? ;)
- Bubba's a lucky redneck
is that therapeutic chocolate i see?
- Joe Silence (circumspect)
You're living the high life.
- Baroness Von Gut-A-Ho
*doesn't mind if ppl are rubbing one out right now, just so long as he doesn't have to watch or listen*
- Joe Silence (circumspect)
I'm with you. I think some therapeutic chocolate is needed here too.
- Junebug
Yes. That is a fat bag of Cadbury's Mini Eggs. OM NOM NOM NOM
- tinypants
Aww, that sucks, sis! You totally deserve that chocolate!
- Jenny R.
The trees in this parking lot smell strongly of jizz. Do NOT ask me how I know what that smells like. JUST TRUST ME.
Rahsheen is aWeSoMe ™, Jason, Haggis (Sean Loyless) and 3 other people liked this
Are they Gingko trees?
- Spidra Webster
It seems Bradford Pears can also be culprits. http://ask.metafilter.com/90314...
- Spidra Webster
We had one of these in our back alley. We all called it the semen tree. Now it's been cut down.
- veo
Welcome to Mother Nature's Subtle Hint Factory. NOW GET IT ON!
- Christopher Harley
Chevron Job Cuts: Chevron To Slash 2,000 Jobs This Year http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010...
Caroline Eva, winckel, Roberto Bonini and 3 other people liked this
I should mention that I work for Chevron. In case anyone feels like starting a Chevron-bashing campaign.
- tinypants
You do WAY too much for them to be let go!
- Jenny R.
Is your job safe?
- Sparky!
Not sure. We won't know at my level for another month or two. Or three.
- tinypants
You can always come be my live-in girlfriend.
- Sparky!
Huzzah! I'm all about that. But only if you promise to bake me more of those cookies. ZOMG DROOL
- tinypants
I should add that right now I'm pretty zen about the whole layoffs thing. This isn't the first of these that I've gone through. In my 16yrs with the company, I've survived 6 reorgs. This is the first time that there's zero guarantee that I'll make it through, but I'm at a point where since there's nothing I can do about it, there's no use in freaking out. I'd rather just motor along like nothing's different. Though I'm pretty sure I'll curb my spending a bit in the meantime... LOL
- tinypants
Nasdaq stock bust started a decade ago - http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin...
Interesting look back...
- tinypants
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I have no idea how it happened, but sometime in the last 3wks, I lost 8lbs. I'M NOT COMPLAINING. If you find said 8lbs, plz do not return.
Kol Tregaskes, Charlie Anzman, Mona Nomura and 22 other people liked this
That's now 8 down, 100 to go. o.O
- tinypants
Gotta start somewhere.
- Akiva Moskovitz
Excellent!
- Jenny R.
Congratulations. I lost ten pounds in three weeks when I dumped Coke and switched to Diet. Now just to break that monkey and switch to water.
- Andrew Leyden
I have definitely been drinking a lot less sweetened drinks. I haven't been a huge soda person for a while now, and recently I've switched to juice or just sparkling water, or even milk. I'm trying to retrain myself to think of certain foods as treats rather than everyday foods. Like soda. :)
- tinypants
I'd like to lose about 50lbs. Thing is I don't have a sweet tooth. I haven't drunk any kind of soda since I was a kid - I simply don't like any of it. I don't take sugar in tea or coffee (or those nasty tasting chemical sweeteners). My weakness is probably bread, and to a lesser extent potatoes.
- Ian May
In 2007 I lost 20 pounds after I saw a Nutritionist. She told me to stop eating frozen dinners that have gravy and instead of sandwiches, eat Yogurt for lunch. I also walked about a mile a day for about a month or 2. The bad thing is, I developed a Pneumonia-like virus from walking in the cold too much. I will start walking again real soon though.
- Ken
@Ian: I think my big weakness is definitely along the lines of yours...bread, potatoes, and also pasta. Carbs. But I refuse to get on the low-carb bandwagon because that's not the answer either. It's just relearning balance. And returning some of my bad snack choices to rare treats rather than common occurrences (Cheez-Its, oh how you've done me wrong!).
- tinypants
@Ken: That's awesome! (the walking, not the pneumonia...boo!) My mom walks several miles every morning, rain or shine. She's not super-skinny, but it keeps her healthy in general. You definitely can't go wrong with a good walk. I'd walk more often but I'm not keen on traipsing through my neighborhood. It's not a dangerous place, but it's definitely not the most welcoming environment.
- tinypants
If you find 8 pounds, mail it to me instead!
- Rochelle
That sucks Amanda, but you can always drive to the park to go on a walk or something. One time I drove to that cement path that's at the end of Vacaville, that goes parallel with the freeway and then up a hill and then over to the valley where that lake and water slides are. Might not be that safe though, who knows who hangs out around there.
- Ken
It's a glorious Mon. morning & I can't stop smiling. Srsly ppl, u ought to just shoot me now. Put me outta ur misery while u have the chance
Steven Perez, Katie is Chun Li, RAPatton and 5 other people liked this
YES!!! Finally! Thank you 2nd Amendment!
- sofarsoShawn
You rock. That's all. :)
- Jenny R.
Why would we want to kill you?
- John (a.k.a. dendroica)
Well apparently Shawn is all about this proposition...LOL
- tinypants
Jessica Simpson Women's Cornelia Boot,Eggplant,9 M - http://www.amazon.com/dp...
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