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roimovie3 - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

September 27 from YouTube - Comment - Like - Share

MediaMap - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

September 26 from YouTube - Comment - Like - Share

404 Not Found - http://feeds.delicious.com/v2...

September 24 from delicious - Comment - Like - Share

Little-known fact: Car dealers are required to use either their dogs or their grandchildren in all advertising.

August 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

McCain says immigrants cause wildfires. But he ignores their obvious connection to plane crashes and tooth decay.

June 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Quite certain I don't want to hear the words "tweet" and "Weiner" used in the same sentence ever again.

June 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The word "lose" has one "o." Not two. "The Biggest Looser," for instance, would be unsafe for network TV.

May 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It's maybe kinda sorta near the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine.

May 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

So we launched Operation Geronimo without informing the Pakistan government. Just wondering: has anyone told them yet?

May 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The positive side of Alzheimer's: you get to see every movie for the first time again.

April 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Some say the FBI "Hottel" memo proves aliens have landed in the U.S. As if our government weren't proof enough.

April 11 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

March 30 from Flickr - Comment - Like - Share

If I were to create and market my own fragrance, I would call it "Clean Underwear," because everyone would want to wear it.

March 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Today is Thursday. Or "Yesterday," in Rebecca Black's world.

March 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Alzheimer's" is a trending search term. Possibly benefiting from people who keep forgetting they've already searched for it.

March 17, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Dear God: Thank you for Charlie Sheen. - Lindsay Lohan

March 7, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

February 21, 2011 from Flickr - Comment - Like - Share

Wondering if there are any TV promos that don't use "Show Me What I'm Looking For" or "Hey, Soul Sister" for the music track.

January 13, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hey, Toyota, here’s how I’d make a better world with your technology: I’d manufacture vehicles without sticky accelerators.

January 12, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Caesar + Cleopatra + Mark Anthony = AT&T + iPhone + Verizon. And we all know how well that first triangle ended.

January 11, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Apple promises major news tomorrow. Maybe they'll announce the Beatles are buying an iPhone.

January 10, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Total eclipse of the moon = meh. Total eclipse of the heart = powder keg.

December 21, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Cyber Monday today. Remorse Tuesday tomorrow.

November 29, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The xx – Intro - http://www.last.fm/music...

November 19, 2010 from Last.fm - Comment - Like - Share

The xx – Intro - http://www.last.fm/music...

November 19, 2010 from Last.fm - Comment - Like - Share

I just unlocked the "Adventurer" badge on @foursquare! http://foursquare.com/tlhines...

November 19, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The Beatles are now on iTunes. In other news, there's paint drying somewhere.

November 16, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Video of my Ignite Spokane talk: How Lucky Underwear Helped Me Battle Lymphoma http://www.youtube.com/watch... #ignite

Video of my Ignite Spokane talk: How Lucky Underwear Helped Me Battle Lymphoma http://t.co/qQVZl8N #ignite

November 8, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Jersey Shore has "The Situation." Thinking of changing my name to "The Current Conditions."

November 2, 2010 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share