Tont Coles

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THE JET FIGHTERS?!?! - Tont Coles

Genuinely worth watching. It made me laugh and fuck up three corners in Forza. - Tont Coles

Running really fast! :o) - Michael Howarth

Her Mum: "They broke my daughter's very expensive Vertu phone." - Tont Coles

If ever there was a story that needed pictures, it's this one. - David Steer

I wouldn't go as far as to say she deserved it, but she was a very silly girl. - Duncan

Sicknessssssssssssss. Plus this one has history: "The car has been used about 5 times - The drive through London (where it made the 6 O'clock ITN National news) on the way to the Sony (Polyphony) Gran Turismo 4 launch (Sony based all of the visuals and sound of the car on this Speed 12), the test that was done by EVO magazine, the drive up the hill at the Goodwood Festival of Speed with Tiff Needell driving." - Tont Coles

That is going to be rather expensive, I would imagine. - Mark Sorrell

Protip: Don't put your OS on a writable micro-sd card that can be read in *anything*. - Tont Coles

Awesome. - Barry Mitchelson

Still pretty cool, but not as amazing as the tales from Mir from nearly 20 years ago. - Tont Coles

They're aliens. - Tont Coles

"The cells were then incubated in a solution containing nutrients to encourage them to multiply indefinitely. This nutritious “broth” is derived from the blood products of animal foetuses, although the intention is to come up with a synthetic solution." :( - Tont Coles

infinite pulled pork? SWEET - Duncan

See also: "Murder of the year committed in Georgia" - Tont Coles

Nude Model Kills Photographer Over Esthetic Disagreements - Tont Coles

"The UX490 quad-boots Mac OSX Leopard 10.5.7, Windows 7 Ultimate, Windows Vista Business, and Windows XP Professional (the words “incompatible software” don’t exist for this UX490.)" - Tont Coles

WHY HAS NO-ONE LIKED THIS? IT IS BADASS. - Tont Coles

I like it... LOL Otherwise, I wouldn't have had it made.... :) - Valery Herold

wat. - Tont Coles

Amazing nutbag in the comments: "DEATH BY STUPIDITY Einstein said '2 things i deem infinite, the Universe and the stupidity of man'. He also explained us what mass is: a hurricane-like vortex of spacetime which according to his principle of equivalence between mass and acceleration, attracts more the faster it turns. Nobel prize wilczek and myself in my work on fractal Universes showed we can find the mass of all particles by considering the frequency of those vortices. But quantum physicists wouldnt accept Einstein nd when he died tried to promote absurd theories like the 'higgs' particle which nobody knows how can give 'mass' to every other particle of the Universe if it is invisible, if particles colliding repel... But Einstein was a lonely genius and quantum physicists were doing Nuclear Bombs and Atomic cannons (LHC is aquark cannon but in orwelian neolanugage now this industry has been privatized after the cold war nd). Plainly speaking we do not need this Damocles machine, a 13... more... - Tont Coles

Quite solid theory in the papers referenced, apparently. Nice quote: "His latest calculations made him realise how uncanny it was that there could be a black hole at just the right size for powering a starship. "Why is there such a sweet spot?" he asks. The only reason for an intelligent civilisation to make a black hole, he sees, is so it can travel the universe. "If this hypothesis is right," he says, "we live in a universe that is optimised for building starships!"" - Tont Coles

Let's not forget we really need to work on good defensive shields or some shit before we even start moving at speeds for viable interstellar travel. - Tont Coles

This is what you get when you use simulations with no ion channels: "This is light years away from a cat brain, not even close to an ants brain in complexity. It is highly unethical of Mohda to mislead the public in making people believe they have actually simulated a cat's brain. Absolutely shocking." - Tont Coles

I love it when the wiseheads start fighting. The crazy bastards. - Benny from BuddyFeed

This underlines something. SOMETHING. - Tont Coles

"...with 147,456 CPUs and 144TB of main memory, [the supercomputer] simulates the activity of 1.617 billion neurons connected in a network of 8.87 trillion synapses." - Tont Coles

That's some dark tech shit right there. - Benny from BuddyFeed

Will Ferrell is the most overpaid, but he still made over $3 for every $1 he was paid. - Tont Coles

FYI, mine are all dirtier than these. AMATEURS. - Tont Coles

Have you moved up to a 486 yet, Tony? - Huw Evans

You can stick your Chris Foss. Elson is THE DON. - Tont Coles

http://www.peterelson.co.uk/gallery... etc - Tont Coles

Some awesome, some too obscure for their own good. - Tont Coles

So far, the car has attracted 184 bids and has reached more than 2.6 million euro (£2.3m), although the winning bidder will have to pay an extra 10,000 euros (£9000) for shipping. - Tont Coles

Nov 2010 launch, sub-£50 price point, 14 games at launch, 5m units in the CHANNEL. ZOMG. - Tont Coles

What the fuck? O_o - Benny from BuddyFeed

What the shit. - Barry Mitchelson

I've no idea what I'm looking at there, but I like it. - David Steer

Shoes aren't exciting enough - Benny from BuddyFeed

Quote: "I WAS TRYING TO PLAY THE SINGLE PLAYER, BUT I THINK I MUST HAVE BLINKED OR SOMETHING, BECAUSE I WAS AT DA END OF THE GAME BEFORE I KNOW IT. THIS IS WHAT THE SINGLE PLAYER WAS LIKE: SHOOTING GALLERY, FAKE MOVIE BIT, SHOOTING GALLERY, FAKE MOVIE BIT, SHOOTING GALLERY, OVER. IT WAS THE WURST." - seems fair enough! - Tont Coles