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@Nathaniel_IGIF STANDARD REJECT LETTER IS BEST. THANKS! IT DOESN'T FIT IN THE SCOPE OF THE BLOG AT THIS TIME! BRIEF ENCOURAGMENT!
A CHILD DRAWING WITH A CRAYON SOAKED IN BLOOD.
A WHALE SMILING.
A KITTEN VOMITTING A RAINBOW.
10,000 ORGASMS IN A BOTTLE. YOU TAKE A DRINK. ALL YOUR FEARS VAPORIZE INSTANTLY. PLUS LANGUAGE.
ARTIST STATEMENT:
@LauraMatsue PONYTAILS ARE MESMERIZING.
@GabeMartinez I KNOW RIGHT? I'D PROBABLY, LIKE, BREAK GRAVITY OR SOMETHING.
THINGS I ENJOY IN MY MOUTH:
SKIN.
@coconono THEY ARE FLAVORFUL AND SURPRISINGLY GUMMY!
@Battlemouth THE ONES FULL OF WHISKEY HANG HEAVIER THAN THE OTHERS, BUT YEAH, MORE OR LESS.
SALT.
WOLVES.
DO YOU THINK PEOPLE WOULD FIND ME MORE ATTRACTIVE IF I HAD AN EVEN NUMBER OF BREASTS?
HOW MANY MOLECULES OF CAFFEINE ARE IN YOU RIGHT NOW AT THIS MOMENT? JUST ESTIMATE. (REMEMBER, BIG NUMBERS ARE NOT INHERENTLY FUNNY.)
@JessJubilee A CAPE!
STOP AND BE QUIET.
@saratea THAT'S NOT STRANGE. PIZZA IS AWESOME.
MY FINGERS FOUND YOUR SCIENCE FICTION. I MEAN CEREBELLUM. I MEAN THE MILK AND CREAM MIRACLE OF YOUR SKIN. YOU SPLIT INTO INFINITE MOANS.
@marathonz REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME THERE WAS TURBULENCE AND YOU KEPT BRANCHING INTO MANIFOLD MANNIES? THAT SHIT WAS HIGHLY IRREGULAR.
I, ALSO, AM REGISTERED IN THE AMERICAN MINIATURE HORSE REGISTRY. MY PONYNAME IS COBRADOG. http://denver.craigslist.org/grd...
ZEBRA.
THE CRAYON VILLAIN HAS RETURNED! http://www.flickr.com/photos...
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