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SPORTS HAPPENED
ROVING BANDS OF JERSIES, FLARES AND SIRENS EVERYWHERE, THE CITY HAS ERUPTED INTO HORNS
RT @leiaj: Watching two 13 yr old skater boiz make out w the sunset as a back drop omfg I can't even is this real
HEY I HAD A BABY THIS IS MY BABY http://www.youtube.com/watch...
HEY I HAD A BABY THIS IS MY BABY http://youtu.be/OgrZ5Dtsi-E
Play
DON'T DO WORMS WHEN THE DEAL WAS NOODLES
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
IVE DONE WHAT YOU'VE ASKED NOW TRANSFER THE NOODLES AND THEN WORMS COME OUT OF YOUR FACE
I AM UNCOMFORTABLE WITH TWINSIES WHY ARE THEY DRESSED IN UNISON WHAT MANEUVERS WILL THEY DO
I WILL SEND YOU A BOAT JUST ASK ME
"WE ARE FLOATING IN SPACE AND THERE'S COPS" -@thewrathofdoug
"BLACK THROAT, BUFF TAIL" -@K3nnith
BLACK MAGIC CRIME WAVE AND GLOSSY MAGAZINES PLEASE ALSO I WILL HAVE A DIET COKE TO GO
SO NOW I AM NOT GOING TO APPLY JELLIES BECAUSE THEY NEED TO LEARN
I AM GOING TO APPLY JELLIES HOLD STILL I SAID TO MY SACS BUT THEY ARE STUBBORN AND DO NOT LISTEN TO OTHERS
SOMEONE LEFT A TERRIBLE THING SO I UNHINGED MY JAW AND SWALLOWED IT INTO MY SACS AND NOW MY SACS ARE MAD
OH: "SOMEONE'S GONNA LICK A TURTLE"
SOMETIMES @reinbowkittenz GETS WILD AND STARTS EATING THINGS LIKE STRAYS OR YOUR LAST BAGEL OR YOUR FRONT LAWNS LOOK OUT PLEASE BE SAFE
I LIKE RIDING HORSE
VEND AN EGG INTO YOUR POCKET
FANTASY GANG TERRORIZES STREETS IN UNIQUE AND HORRIFYING WAYS, TWITTER APPLAUDS
IM REASONABLY CERTAIN THAT IF @dirty_snowflake @ladybirdj @brattyunicorn @dearstabby @colettebennet @RonnieWK WERE PROXIMAL THEY'D FORM GANG
PLEASE READ THIS LETTER ABOUT POLAROID CAMERAS/THE INTERNET/HUMANITY http://technologizer.files.wordpress.com/2011...
"IF YOU TALK NICE TO IT MAYBE IT WILL MAKE ITS SOFT SNORTY PIG-CRICKET PURR"-@TERRIBLEPOPTART DISCUSSING ME WITH OTHERS
RT @ana_carrete: WHAT LOVELY HANDS. PUT THEM HERE.
RT @ana_carrete: I KNOW A LITTLE GAME TO PASS THE TIME
SUCK ON THIS FOR A MINUTE http://twitpic.com/5g9fd9 (VIA @nicoleee3)
SUCK ON THIS FOR A MINUTE http://twitpic.com/5g9fd9 (VIA @nicoleee3)
TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS
ACTUALLY I PREFER EVERYONE NO PANTSED
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