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Add "tangy" to these. RT @sandyandkurt: Agreed. I also dislike the words "moist", "slacks," and "panties." cc @alimartell @byflutter

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I am so tired that my entire body hurts. Who wants to go get my kids for me? #sickofthesick

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RT @LoveThatMax: New @BabbleVoices: The weird stuff we love about our kids. Featuring stinky feet & other unexpected objects of... http://blogs.babble.com/babble-...

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RT @PurplePenning: Chambana: I need safe, decent place for Mom w/ half a cranium to recover/rehab from stroke. Any positive experiences w/ area nursing homes??

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Cool! RT @wsj: Breaking: Apple will bring iPhone features like messaging, notifications to its next Mac OS. http://online.wsj.com/article...

9 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hey, I wrote this! http://www.chambanamoms.com/2012...

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I need someone to make me a cup of tea and go find my fuzzy socks. #sickie #sundowning

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RT @bloody_h00ker: The word retard is just as hurtful as the word fagot. Dont use it. cc: @Momologist @LoveThatMax

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Miss her so much. RT @MinkyMoo: One week ago today- Cheese and crackers. - http://dialmforminky.com/2012... for @whymommy

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I'm just sayin', thank God for coffee.

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But my new bedding made me smile http://instagr.am/p...

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I will be telling this one often. RT @jennkloc: @mrschicken what do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? ... irrelephant!

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Aye, matey! RT @chicagoleah: @mrschicken did you see the new pirate movie? It's rated Arrrrr

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HILARIOUS! RT @cluelesshopeful: @mrschicken What do you get when you cross a pen!s and a potato? .... A dick-tater!

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

OMG, I'm laughing so hard!

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Quick, someone tell me a joke.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Have you ever been so tired you could cry? Yeah, that happened. #sickkid #sickhusband #insurancesnafu

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Stuffing my face with macaroni salad. What do your feelings taste like today?

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RT @chambanamoms: Wow! RT @mxbx: RT @Caits1221: #Chambana getting a Buca di Beppo! http://t.co/NEjFm5wZ… // yay!!!!

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I have a good husband. http://instagr.am/p...

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Ok, now I'm an ass. Just got call from florist. @LisaOnTheLoose @MrsCommoner @SteveAaronCal

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Thanks, I know it's a big club filled with awesome women!!! ;) @LisaOnTheLoose

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

.@LisaOnTheLoose it's not like I expected a gift. A hug would do! @MrsCommoner

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

.@LisaOnTheLoose it's not like I expect

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Also, my husband didn't even SAY happy Valentines Day to me. I mean, c'mon.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Collection agency calling me on a bill I've paid to a health care provider religiously for three years. Yeah, no health-care reform needed.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Happy #Valentine's Day, Twitter. I'm thinking of @whymommy today and trying to be extra-present for my family on this day of love.