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Italian dressing!? That's gross. - LogEx

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Coming soon isn't soon enough, I want midget wrestling now! - Toby Graham

Little People Wrestling!!!! You have to be PC about this. hahaha - Shevonne

Hrmph. Can't even fight me yourself, Mark? Have to call in other midgets to try to take me down? :-P - Ladybug Heather

Heather, I can look after myself! Don't you worry about me! - Mark Wilson

LOL - AJ Batac

nice! - (jeff)isageek

I don't often share this, but I am, in fact, an extremely tall midget. - MVB (Curmudgeon of FF)

Italian dressing? What about Ranch? It's infinitely better. Plus, I'd think all the vinegar would sing the eyes... - .k.t.c.l.i.n.g.

Katie, I have to disagree with you on Ranch. I'll take the Italian dressing everyday of the week. Plus, Ranch would be a bitch to get out of your hair. - Mark Wilson

But Mark, the dairy in Ranch dressing would leave your hair glossy and protected from split ends. - Anika

It's not in the south then? Otherwise bacon grease would be on the list! - Ian May

I agree, Anika, Ranch would make your hair nice and smooth. Mark W. - what about all those little seasoning bits in Italian dressing? Those would be harder to get out of hair, I think, too. Although... are we talking hairy midgets, like Cousin It?? Personally, I've always favored dark chocolate fights... - .k.t.c.l.i.n.g.

Fine. You win. Ranch is better for your hair. But Italian is still tastier. - Mark Wilson

I prefer cucumber ranch myself :P - Lindsey is Fierce!

Maybe it's creamy Italian. -

It's not in California. I don't see guacamole on the list. - Seth Gottlieb

I flatly refuse to wrestle in salad dressing of any kind. Jello, maybe. Other liquids.... nope. - Ladybug Heather

wasn't this a lil wayne lyric? i swear.... - Cee Bee

Heather, are you some kind of sissy? You won't wrestle in salad dressing? Pfft. Amateur! - Mark Wilson

what about blue cheese wrestling? that would stink, but would draw a classier clientele. - Morgan Haley

Yeah, well, you're not a midget, Mark, so you don't get to judge! Psht! :-P Chocolate sauce - or better, caramel sauce - would be acceptable, though. - Ladybug Heather

I've not played a MUD or dressed like an Italian in quite a while...sounds like fun! - abacab

OK, I admit I thought this sign was only mildly funny until I read "Italian Dressing" after which a spit out a little diet coke on my keyboard. - Josh Haley

Heather, how's this for a compromise? Chopped Liver! - Mark Wilson

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Or is that my midget wrestler name? - Ladybug Heather

YES!!! - David Cook

LMFAO@Cee Bee - Rahsheen ™, Coach of FF

In my hometown, the local "Coliseum" would annually host a spectacle the culmination of which was--and I swear I am not making this up; it was on the marquee large as life--"Midgets wrestling Santa Claus". - Derrick Burns

Midgets wrestling Santa Claus? Brain does not compute. That may be the most awesome thing I've heard all day! - Mark Wilson

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