Trimpot - FriendFeed

RT @sixthformpoet: A bear drops an e and turns into a bar. BEAR: Er….. just a water, please. BARMAN: Why the big pause? BEAR: I love you, man.

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Staring into the abyss. Not a lot to look at.

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I need to take the fattest truth right now.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm too big for your britches.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Cool lenticular action!" You lost me at lenticular, Disney Valentine Cards.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

PB&KYJ sandwiches, anyone?

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I just flushed the biggest superbowl.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I've been sitting in a soup bowl with my foot on my balls for hours. Did I win?

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

When your only tool is your hand every problem looks like a boob.

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#FF @adtothebone For spurts of comedy peppered with funny.

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I can't unfolllow you.

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm getting worse looking.

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm cool with whatever, as long as it takes no effort.

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

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Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Like, 2012, Man. It's like, in your mind. You know? Like, totally.

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RT @MikeBloomberg: Please donate to help #PlannedParenthood's breast cancer screening program & I'll match up to $250,000: https://secure.ppaction.org/site... #standwithPP

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ACT I popcorn was better.

February 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

This is an amazing cunt tree we live in.

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RT @CarlsJr: Hallelujah y’all! Today, Miley Cyrus is legal.

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I'm looking at you, creepily.

February 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

White-face is inappropriate and offensive.

February 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Judging by this unopened bottle, the glass is half empty. @Newcastle http://twitter.com/Trimpot...

January 31 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

All this Mason jar of Pabst needs are suspenders and ironic mutton chops.

January 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Quit bangin' on eating food out the trash, fuck ya'll.

January 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

#FF is hard, cause everyone I follow is so good at Twitter.

January 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @Leemanish: a tweet whose meaning grows less discernible with each retweet

January 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It's actually the brain that works in mysterious ways, especially the ones that believe fantasy novels.