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Happy Turkey Day! Don't drink and drive.

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@grandmabomb Spaaaace echo echo recho.

Wednesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Sometimes nothing is something. Unless of course you have nothing. In that case anything is something.

Tuesday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

New! Night Noise on #SoundCloud http://soundcloud.com/trimpot...

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

New! Save As on #SoundCloud http://soundcloud.com/trimpot...

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It doesn't matter what I was listening to, the headphones were on because I didn't want to listen to you.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@wildenboer Who would have known the name Wildenboer would be available. Welcome to the stupid jokesville. http://favstar.fm/tweets...

November 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I always give stars to Star Wars references.

November 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I don't act any stupider drunk. I couldn't possibly.

November 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

New! Broken Yeti on #SoundCloud http://soundcloud.com/trimpot...

November 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

♪ If you didn't know I'm an asshole by now. ♬ You may never never know me♫

November 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@JeffCurlee Thanks, great. Now all these people are following me.

November 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hanging tough.

November 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Why is it that when Xzibit works on your car, for free, he's the one pimping you?

November 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Chocolate covered vitamins are still vitamins.

November 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Just nominated favstar.fm for Best Twitter App http://mashable.com/owa/ #openwebawards

November 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@Fleak You reveal my shame.

November 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Best WWII FPS, IMHO? Grandpa.

November 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@Fleak My crappy DVR recorded a re-run instead of the latest episode.

November 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Smurf the smurfin' smurfers.

November 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

What the Hellmann's®?

November 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Suck it, dolphin! Suck it!" ~Matt Walsh

November 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

You guys have been missing out on all my good jokes. I feel sorry for you.

November 13 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@dstroud I'm cursed with maintaining multiple interests. I wish I could stop knitting... playing harmonica... collecting stamps...

November 11 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @therealcherilyn to fuck with the crying... don't be such a pussy. bleed me a river.

November 11 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Steady on the grind, hustling.

November 10 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@blondediva11 No, you're just that cool. Or, it's the numbers at the end of your name.

November 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It's Monday, and I'm not going to drink more than six beers. Cause, I only have six beers.

November 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

That's right haters. Drink milk shakes now, and again when the show fails. I hope you're proud of yourselves. #shitmydadsays

November 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

EDIT If you are funny, or actually bizarre. You might get a star and land on @favstar

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