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RT @gFNK: Apple now has more available cash ($76.2B) than the US government ($73.8B). http://t.co/RJ9uxZt (via @SAI)

RT @darendoc: If NASA had any guts, they would dress the landing crew at Edwards as Apes to receive the Astronauts on their last Shuttle Landing.

I don't believe it. Today my bus driver hit a street sign with his mirror. I'm 2 for 2. #Jofail

Memorial Day should be free from all the "freedom" cliches.

RT @kcredcross: To support the #joplin relief effort text REDCROSS to 90999 or visit redcross.org

Tornado sirens going on and off. Quiet here so far.

OH from a fourth grader: "it's 6:00 and the world hasn't ended yet."

RT @jessebdylan: The Most Aggressive Defense Of Teachers You’ll Hear This Year | We need more teachers like this. http://front.moveon.org/the-mos... Inspiring!

Overheard: "it ain't worth the kidney stone I pass". #quoteoftheday

30 years ago today Bob Marley died. We should get the day off. Is there an card for that

Finished harassment training at work. Now I'm good at it.

Just saw a lady with a Bluetooth earpiece in each ear! Stereo or really important?

Scary ice cream truck @ The Love Shack http://instagr.am/p/D0u03/

Morning peeps! I went to bed early last pm. Did I miss anything?

RT @brainpicker: 9/11 survivor: "I just can’t find it in me to be glad one more person is dead, even if it is Osama bin Laden.” http://www.nytimes.com/2011... HT @palafo

RT @benstears: Via my friend Sean Mead: this just in - Chuck Norris seen boarding a plane home from Pakistan. // post of the night

RT @Gizmodo: Matt Toder, Gawker's video wiz, shares his thoughts on Final Cut Pro X http://t.co/PNi3HHQ (he ain't happy!)

At Vegas Funal Cut Pro Supermeet. "as revolutionary as the first version of Final Cut". - #Apple

RT @justwinston: I'm glad church signs exist, otherwise how would anyone know that my faith is built on cliches and puns?!

Tulips @ Hallmark Cards, Inc. http://instagr.am/p/C8UTz/