"Overturning 2,000 years of religious doctrine, an out-of-breath and visibly flustered Pope Benedict XVI announced Sunday that the termination of unwanted pregnancies was now "completely and perfectly acceptable in the eyes of God." Following a wild night on the town, a frantic Pope Benedict XVI proclaims that "not every life is sacred." The divine proclamation, which contradicts prior teachings of the Roman Catholic Church, was reportedly made by Pope Benedict after a late night phone call to his Vatican residence." - Tudor Bosman from Bookmarklet

LOL - Eivind