""From the very first morsel of this savory meal to the very last bite, customers can envision gays burning in hell with their sodomizing cohorts, and know that our sandwich is on their side.”" - Tudor Bosman from Bookmarklet

The article doesn't seem to mention bacon. Is there bacon on the sammich? If so, it seems like the bacon is indifferent to the whole gay situation. My guess is that the bacon is actually in the closet and doesn't want to get found out. - Gabe