Hahaha. Jerry Oltion has a 2-page short story about a hypothetical scenario: What if the Galactic Federation's admission criteria was the ability to transport living organisms safely to the nearest natural satellite, but when they got here to say "Congratulations! You're in!" we didn't have the capability any more?
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