Turtle Beoulve › Comments

"Yellow cards did not transfer over from group stages. Bradley would have been able to play on Sunday if it was a yellow." - Turtle Beoulve

"Yes, Howard better get the equivalent of the game ball for that performance, and Gooch too for the big toe save in the second half." - Turtle Beoulve

"Love how the public safety is thought about for everything but church service... God wants your family to die of the swine flu..." - Turtle Beoulve

"Put $200-600 a month in to educated hands, and you will see a whole lot of recovery going on." - Turtle Beoulve

"They don't need better security, they need a better class of people. Fucking pathetic that some guy lost his life so that someone could get to the easy bake ovens a little faster than all the rest..." - Turtle Beoulve

"Got me until the "stabbed in face" one" - Turtle Beoulve

"Iss there some kind of Bacon conspiracy going on at digg? I've seen more than a few pictures of bacon make it to the front page the past few weeks... Pork Board gaming the system?" - Turtle Beoulve

"I can actually think of one front man that is every category on that list... Eddie Vedder The Mess - Always has a bottle of wine on stage The Spaz - Watch him whenever they play porch The Eccentric - Fuck Chris Martin, Eddie Vedder was the original sharpie skin art artist... Psuedo Diva - I'm sure there are stories The Stoic - Yes The Commander - A bit of a cheat because every fan already know all of the words. Too bad he can't command fans not to trample each other at rock concerts. The Politico - When someone champions more causes than they can keep track of, they call it the "Vedder Syndrome". Eddie Vedder now wants to hold a benefit concert for Vedder Syndrome Patients... Trendsetting Fashionista - Who didn't have a flannel shirt in the early 90's The Stuntman - Just watch the video for alive. He once climbed to the lighting scaffolds using only a mic cable. That almost sounds like a setup for a Chuck Norris joke. The Chatterbox - Only Eddie Vedder could spin a yarn that touches..." - Turtle Beoulve

"Duplicated because I like DCist's take on the story and for the first comment.. "without it i could go.....blinder!"" - Turtle Beoulve

"Todays crazy cristians molesting children story brought to you by the letters N and M..." - Turtle Beoulve

"It's not what you think I swear...." - Turtle Beoulve

"It was impressive to see how many Cubans in Tampa were rooting for Team USA during their match on Tuesday. I think it goes to show how patriotic Cuban immigrants are and how appreciative of the opportunities there are here. That Cuban team was impressive against a relatively big name USA team this year. A wall for defense and not afraid to challenge close up on the ball. I hope they get their chance in MLS. DC United could use some help in the back field." - Turtle Beoulve

"Is it just me or does this smell like a digital hoax?" - Turtle Beoulve

"At least this video isn't Scientology or Ron Paul related..." - Turtle Beoulve