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@duncanmm Really? Uhghhh. I'm with @dorettalau. You look nothing like him.

13 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

All editing and no coffee make Tristan something something.

17 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Wanting a sandwich.

Friday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

@snatchy14 Just because it's the coffee that's talking to you doesn't mean that it's the thing making you crazy.

December 16 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Really enjoying this Jesus and Magneto miniseries. #marvelteamup #theprisoner

November 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

What? Still no PutHisOn.com—the site where Jessie and Adam exchange clothes each is wearing? Internet, you disappoint me. #putthison

November 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Ira, our guinea pig, died this afternoon. <Sniff>

November 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Wow, this sentence ends with a thud: "Creemore understands and appreciates what is special about the Granville Island Brewing brands."

October 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

DDR: Archie Bell & the Drells Edition. #videogamesiregretbuying

October 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Inbox Hero. #videogamesiregretbuying

October 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Skeet Fighter. #videogamesiregretbuying

October 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Moral Combat. #videogamesiregretbuying

October 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Three years into being bombarded by twice-weekly spam from GoDaddy, I might just be inoculated against car salesmen.

September 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It's 10am. How do I have 9 apps open? Isn't that usually an afternoon thing?

September 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Brought chocolate to work today. Expecting productivity to shoot throu--ZOMG is that Lego?!!!1

September 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

First time in a while I've driven in mid-day Vancouver traffic. Other drivers worked the road like extras from _The Boys from Brazil_.

August 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Today I became that guy who keeps a coffee press AND a grinder in his office. Any exit strategy may require a severe personal rebranding.

August 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I can be fat this summer. See? The NYT says so: http://www.nytimes.com/glogin...

August 13 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Considering innovating me a feedbag made of elastics, staples, and this here salad-in-a-bag. I await my Canada Research Chair.

August 12 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Was surprised and impressed to see that Toyota Rav4 ghostcar this morning, but probably less so than the driver of the Porsche ahead of it.

August 11 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Big day today. I just realized that there are two APAs. Still not sure which one is trying to read my thoughts.

July 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Just saw a microwave so old that I'm sure someone could get super powers just from using it. 'You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.'

July 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"You had me at 'hey.'" #1stdraftmovielines

July 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Gosh, I'm still in Saigon—waiiiit, no, yep—Saigon." #1stdraftmovielines

July 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"I'm sorry, Dave, but I'm afraid I can't do that. Well, I mean, I guess I could, but I... I shouldn't." #1stdraftmovielines

July 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Sometimes I think I can stop a browser from crashing by holding my breath.

July 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I hope @AKGovSarahPalin's retirement plans didn't hinge on Stewart/Colbert's vacation schedules.

July 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Oh, geez, I just favrd @kevinspacey. This week must end.

June 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share