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It turns out that my goto response for thinking I electrocuted myself is to try to reproduce the results. So, umm, thanks, Science.

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @biorhythmist: Is there a Kinsey scale for British TV show Britishness?

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @daveshumka: I'm the Wayne Gretzky of missing a belt loop.

December 12 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @lonelysandwich: Real Americans celebrate all eight nights of Thanksgiving.

November 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @charliedemers: Ah, Egg Nog. Or, as we call it in our lactose-intolerant house, "Yuletide Pre-Puke."

November 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @rands: Waiting for your customers to tell you what's wrong is lazy design.

November 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Who voted? #vanelxn

November 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @daveshumka: Hey Vancouver! Tonight! Come to a LIVE Stop Podcasting Yourself / Sunday Service show! http://t.co/9Og3dc7y

November 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

There must be a word for the moment you find, in the wastebin, the empty coffee cup you thought you were still drinking.

November 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Related: Anyone interested in reading my speculative-fiction novel about a prov that drops its new consumption tax for an old one? #HST

August 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Related: Is anyone interested in reading my spec history novel about a state that drops its new consumption tax for an old one? #HST #zzz

August 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Thinking about starting up a @tumblr for the pre-written alternative-history news stories—that must exist—about the #HST surviving in BC.

August 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Thinking about starting up a @tumblr for the pre-written alternative-history news stories about the #HST surviving in BC that must exist.

August 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

When did the dollar-to-donut exchange rate achieve parity?

August 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"He insisted on instagramming his photos by hand. Ugh, quicksilver, amirite? Anyway, how good is that Kevin Bacon movie?" #hipstereulogies

August 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"He insisted on instagramming his photos by hand. Ugh, quicksilver, amirite? Also, how good is that Kevin Bacon movie?" #hipstereulogies

August 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Kind thanks go to the bank that foreclosed on this record store, for the use of this space. I know he'd appreciate it." #hipstereulogies

August 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"I just wish I had known the difference between a good Ian Curtis dance homage and a grand mal seizure." #hipstereulogies

August 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"With his penchant for 180g vinyl and rickety Ikea shelving, it's comforting that at the end he was covered in both." #hipstereulogies

August 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Donations will be accepted through his Etsy store. Please help his mother to get all that merch out of her basement." #hipstereulogies

August 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"I think we're all surprised to see him in this newish Brooks Brothers suit. I guess he would be caught dead in it." #hipstereulogies

August 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"May you now achieve the tumbularity you so sought in this life." #hipstereulogies

August 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Although he'd never admit it publicly, I think he'd be touched now that he's trending." #hipstereulogies

August 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Sorry, I've been out of town... Did London lose the Stanley Cup, too, or is this just something Olympic host cities do now?

August 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Third favourite medium: an American Apparrel women's small T. (Cuz it wears a little big.)

July 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Third favourite medium: an American Apparrel small T. (Cuz it wears a little big.)

July 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Second favourite medium: Kreskin.

July 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

My preferred medium is the baseboard.

July 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Let's play Words With Friends. My username is 'zyngawf_2956446'. http://www.newtoyinc.com/wordswi... #GamesWithFriends

July 4 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It would be fitting if my Google+ invite were to get eaten by my Gmail acct's spam filter.

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