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I cannot believe this could still happen in this day and age. What a messed up world YOU live in: http://img840.imageshack.us/img840...

Monday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

After so many years, she will finally figure out "where do broken hearts go"? RIP Whitney.

Sunday from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Major thanks to @united for taking are of me twice today. I usually thrash companies, but today @united hooked me up in both Indy & Chi!

February 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Sitting between two Giants fans, @markmm and @satyap only diminishes the experience slightly.

February 5 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

A piece of artwork created by yours truly... Obama pisses off Gingrich: http://img24.imageshack.us/img24...

February 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"I think @newtgingrich is an ass." My name is @god and I approve this message.

February 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I have extended the 3-second rule to 5-seconds until further notice.

January 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

If Newt Gingrich dyed his hair black, he would look almost exactly like Fred Flintstone.

January 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

FYI the Spanish word for boxes is 'cajas' & NOT 'cajones' as the kind Spanish-speaking person at FedEx taught me today.

January 26 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Penn State should change the motto of their children's charity to: "Separating the Men from the Boys!"

January 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The deadline for the upcoming @io program is next Monday, January 16th. Apply now at : http://io.theapplicants.com/home... via @bragiel

January 11 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I just realized that when R. Kelly says, "Sorry to pee on your parade.", he really means it.

December 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

http://t.co/gOr6cjb0 Best Economist cover...ever. Via 2000 and in honor of...

December 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I hope @satan likes cognac and human rights violations as much as his new friend! http://t.co/tXy8FCKu

December 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Bored? Make money taking surveys. Makes work go by faster... http://t.co/cVypE8cO

December 14 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Don't fear my love... I haven't gotten anybody pregnant in like 2000 years.

December 3 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Free thinking cat shits outside the box... http://t.co/01CMcHWR

December 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Wow, ShopRunner is giving away free accounts today (like Amazon Prime for web). Normally $80! http://t.co/SrqLKgQK #theyshouldpaymeforthis

December 2 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

http://t.co/i0jHQtVV Insanely funny "green screen" photos and videos of animals. Spider monkey yoga.

November 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

That Honeybadger, he sure gets around! http://t.co/i64sO1vR

November 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Californians will especially appreciate this short video. If only it were true! http://t.co/jWeAsGm

September 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I think I would rather spend an afternoon with @Satan at a boy band concert than to ever deal w Chase Bank again. They are EVIL!

August 17 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Michelle Bachman REALLY needs to hire a new photographer if she wants to win the Republican ticket: http://t.co/X6kcFu2

August 15 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

You know JC was Jewish bc he lived at home till 30, took over the family biz, his mom thought he was @god, & he thought mom was a virgin.

July 27 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Perhaps she should have said "yes, yes, yes!"

July 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

OM @god, they are on to me! http://yfrog.com/kis1cilj

OM @god, they are on to me! http://t.co/DdNGlZc

July 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The only justice we can hope for at this point is if #Casey Anthony loses her shit again and drowns her defense attorney.

July 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Is it me, or does it seem like this is happening every day?! Man with dead weasel accused of assault: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html... via @AddThis

June 8 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I think I started the #rapture here in Iceland! http://www.usatoday.com/news... Scientists: Volcano in Iceland erupting

May 21 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Joseph still hasn't forgiven me for referring to Mary as "my baby momma" during Mother's Day.

May 12 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share