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RT @steenyweeny: lol adults talking about their feelings on tumblr
Weird day. Anyone else?
Drink me.
"Dogs have a sixth intuition about those things." What are the first five intuitions?
Suffering from a mild case of habanero eye. AKA: Mental Retardation.
I woke up this morning with a headache and an erection and I've been trying to think of this joke ever since.
"You just want to go see all your girlfriends" Who? "You know the one in Belgium and the one in Norwegia." "Norwegia"??, really?
Your boyfriend's gay. "Yeah, I saw that on Facebook." Is he really? "I can't tell, he's British."
I like you. You're my favorite.
Nothing beats calling the bar and asking if they have your pants in the lost and found.
Considering just Joaquin away from my twitter account. Me one year ago.
"She's a music goddess." -@crpuleo about some girl that replied to him on twitter.
I just learned the Hindenberg airship exploded on May 6th, my birthday. Suddenly my life makes a little more sense.
I don't look like my avatar anymore… So good luck finding me on the street tonight Phoenix.
It's fun overhearing the social media experts pitch a campaign to a client. Obviously they've never taken a sociology class in their lives.
RT @iboudreau: Komen's grants to Planned Parenthood totaled $680K last year. PP has received more than $650K in donations over the last 24 hours. #winning
YOU ARE A HOT DOG @STEENYWEENY!!!
Oops, I may have accidentally reported you as spam... I became confused and disoriented when your bio was in all caps.
"Because I don't post pictures of myself naked." Me either! "You post photos of your beard, same thing."
Just Karate Chopped a Gnat! And now you know why you still follow me.
OMG. *sigh*
My monomania is an asset. My monomania is an asset. My monomania is an asset. My monomania is an asset. My monomania is an asset.
I remember the things I can't remember. So fondly.
So now that you all know me.
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