”The figurine is well presented, and is delivered in an impregnable brutalist inspired box. When it first arrived it spent some time telling me about how it didn't do so well in school, but really wanted to be a useful member of society by helping protect the people around it. The uniform makes it a bit difficult to distinguish one Wenlock Figurine from another, and there was no serial number on the packaging. I have heard that if several Wenlock Figurines are put near each other they can form a "kettle" and get mixed up, so I used tipex to mark the foot of mine. It must be something to do with the plastic but I keep having to reapply the mark. I put this figurine on a shelf with my collection.” - Cubitus

”I was worried about the Olympics. I thought it was going to make a mess of the city and prevent many of us getting to work. I had read the 'Get Ahead Of The Games' posters, but it's suggestion that it might be easier pole-vaulting to work every morning seemed to be full of difficulty. Firstly, where do I buy a decent collapsible pole big enough to propel myself over the traffic? And where do I get it MOT'd? It all seemed problematic and potentially embarrassing for our tiny country. Then my Wenlock arrived. Thank goodness! While unpacking him there was a sinister orchestral sound which filled the room, but any sense of foreboding was quickly distinguished when Wenlock leapt from the open box, judo-rolled across the lounge rug, and took post on the coffee table. He's been there ever since, and I don't feel worried about the Olympian Game League anymore. When I'm sleeping he whispers. ” - Cubitus

Predivni ludaci. :D - Cyber Wanderlust

"Cat requiring aid of priest. I bought this product thinking that it would make an excellent toy for my cat. However, as soon as I placed Wenlock within the vicinity of my pet, the malevolent figurine instantaneously dematerialised and fled into the animal's body. Now whenever my cat yawns a black gun barrel can clearly be seen to emerge from it's throat. Occasionally the cat will actually rear itself up onto it's hind legs like a human and fire passing shots from it's mouth. So far I have been fortunate to escape with my life. Frankly this product should be considered as unsafe." - Azur Bembo