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So I just want to know whether Tokyo Drift has happened yet.
I don't want to marry a vampire.
I'm not enjoying The Voice. Don't know why I had to watch this much of it to be sure.
Blake Shelton, Christina Aguilera, Cee-lo, and Adam Levine were singing Prince songs and then I realized, I've been in hell THIS WHOLE TIME.
Shared office pro tip: make lots of personal phonecalls every day. In Spanish!
Kit Kat cannoli!? GIVE ME THAT. RT @Panaros: Kit Kat Cannolis & peanut butter mousse tarts at Panaro's today! http://instagr.am/p/ot-IA/
Stop saying "thumb drive."
Trophy walk is terrifying.
Don't say "phenoms."
Ordered a Road ID and a Survival Strap this weekend. Case I run into any trouble while napping or running errands. *Extreme* errands.
And we'll never hear about Tom Brady again! RT @SarcasticRylie: I'm so glad when this is done that sports are done forever.
Ordered a Road ID and a Survival Strap this weekend. Case I run into any trouble in my extreme naoo
And then the polar bear got embarrassed because it had toilet paper stuck to its butt.
!!! RT @whereslloyd: Sources have confirmed that Madonna was seen eating a Lloyd burrito back stage at the Super Bowl.
RT @EdgeofSports: The tribute to Ron Artest is bringing tears to my eyes.
Oh wow you're right. RT @MrWordsWorth: One day, it will be the cast of Glee that does the half time show. And then you'll pine for Madonna.
RT @Aimee_B_Loved: BOOM! RAPTURED!
How long does a game of Words with Friends usually take? Mine are going on day 3...
WHOA. Cute bomb. RT @DoanDoDat: Good Morning http://www.flickr.com/photos...
#betterthandrinkingsalsa Maybe? RT @drinkerthinker: Confused my cup of water with my cup of salsa. #soggyquesadilla
Just learned Brad & Angelina are expecting twins again. So.... we're going with Duggar jokes, right?
Well, I ate a banana this morning and now I guess my blood sugar will be in the 200s for the rest of my life.
Oops, I'll just run back into the house for my------[splat.] Huge sprawling wipe-out in a foot of snow. Classic opening move, Monday.
Loving this Christian coffeehouse. Karaoke praise songs and all.
Tonight's entertainment includes a little accordion vs. Omnipod action. #diabetes #T1
RT @mandaHNK: Is it just me, or should Beyonce have named her kid Destiny, so that her grandbaby would (in 20 odd years) be Destiny's child?
Truth. RT @bananza: Every day is a constant struggle between 'Windows control pinky' vs the 'Mac command thumb'. #firstworldproblems
Burned my mouth on my food. Drafted a whiny tweet. Remembered there are bigger problems out there. Felt ashamed. Predictable, really.
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