"Regarding Dijongate, I was in the Alpha Quadrant all day yesterday and haven't really looked at a lot of the material out there on the issue, so I'm sure someone has already beaten me to the punch on this observation. But can I just point out that Dijon mustard is not elitist? Grey Poupon is made by Kraft Foods (the same people who make Oreos, Cheez Whiz, Kool-Aid, and Corn Nuts) and comes in a 10-ounce plastic squeeze bottle. Can a product that makes a fart sound really be all that uppity?" - Steven Perez from Bookmarklet

Grey Poupon is the spray cheese of mustard. - Bill Sodeman

Bill, then what does that make French's yellow mustard? - Andrew C (✓)

If you're ever in Wisconsin, be sure to visit the Mustard Museum. http://www.mustardweb.com/ It's hilarious! - Katy S