"In his latest syndicated column, Chuck Norris wonders if the Obama health care plan would have resulted in some dire consequences if it had been around in times past: Namely the abortion of Jesus Christ Himself, under the regime of "Herodcare."" - Steven Perez from Bookmarklet

that certainly would have pushed up the timetable on the resurrection. - Joe "Looptid" Pierce

making sense is for Democrats! - Andrew C (✓)

I can't even read this...what a nut job! - Anna Lynn M.

TOOL - iTad

If Bruce Lee was alive, he would kick the crap out of Chuck Norris on general principle. - Bren

Wow. I didn't think it was possible to take "won't anyone think of the children?" one step beyond, but there you go. - Matt M (inactive)

That means that the second coming might have already happened but was aborted. - Kenton

This guy was obviously punched in the head too much, - JCunwired

Kenton: that is correct. - Bren

and that would be a bad thing? Nothing but hatred for the Christ and his good-for-nothing followers - Alex Catgirl

What a hateful statement, Alex - Bren from iPhone