This is what it really looks like when a family (including the kids) are thrown out of their house [Can you imagine having to do this job day after day?] http://www.washingtonpost.com/busines...
Exploding toilets cripple a federal govt building in DC [Insert joke about an excess of sewer gas in the nation's capitol here] http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...
Honestly, if you don't want to be harassed at work, why work at a place named "Nu-Way Weiners"??? [Pulling the pork beats choking the chicken, every time!] http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2011...
Here is an article for the next time you hear people complaining about how bad the economy is [Sheeple buy what the their TV overlords tell them to buy] http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic...
Here's everything you need to know about the Tea Party in a few brief paragraphs [Dept. of I've got mine to hell with the rest of you] http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011...
Meet the billionaire brothers and their Supreme Court friends who are poised to take over the country in 2012 [Democracy is for the little people] http://motherjones.com/politic...
Old people from nuclear areas in Japan are killing themselves because the government won't provide them with support [But nuclear power is soooo safe] http://www.mmafighting.com/2011...
Lesssee here, a kid with the same name on Facebook, family lives in Willington, he's bragging about getting a new bike. And he was cooking for you at TGI Friday's. Yup, looks like our next candidate for the Darwin Awards, assuming they let him out of jail again. http://on.fb.me/p7umgN
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Guns don't kill people. Birthday parties, roller rinks and car shows kill people [Be sure to pack some extra ammo today] http://blog.gawker.com/5824227...
Surprise! Oil companies are speculating on the futures markets, raising the price of gas for everyone [Don't worry, the 'market' will protect consumers...] http://www.huffingtonpost.com/raymond...
Cut-and-paste regulation - how the NRC is too lazy to actually go out and inspect nuclear plants [Dept of Kooks Regulating Nukes] http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic...
What type of complete idiot would buy dirt from a baseball park? [And we got some of A-Rod's used chewing tobacco for y'all] http://www.nytimes.com/2011...