Here is an article for the next time you hear people complaining about how bad the economy is [Sheeple buy what the their TV overlords tell them to buy] http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic...
Lesssee here, a kid with the same name on Facebook, family lives in Willington, he's bragging about getting a new bike. And he was cooking for you at TGI Friday's. Yup, looks like our next candidate for the Darwin Awards, assuming they let him out of jail again. http://on.fb.me/p7umgN
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Surprise! Oil companies are speculating on the futures markets, raising the price of gas for everyone [Don't worry, the 'market' will protect consumers...] http://www.huffingtonpost.com/raymond...
The Birthers win. Insane wingnuts finally cow the White House into releasing Obama's full birth certificate [Are you happy now, Mr. Comb-over???] http://www.politico.com/blogs...
Build a coal silo right next to an elementary school? Sounds like a great idea to us! [Clean coal, coming to a school near you] http://customwire.ap.org/dynamic...
What do right wingers want? "We are to exercise godly dominion and influence over our neighborhoods, our schools, our government...our entertainment media, our news media, our scientific endeavors—in short, over every aspect and institution of human society." http://motherjones.com/politic...
"We must use the doctrine of religious liberty…until we train up a generation of people who know that there is no religious neutrality, no neutral law, no neutral education, and no neutral civil government. Then they will get busy constructing a Bible-based social, political, and religious order which finally denies the religious liberty of the enemies of God."
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Closed courts, fake documents, and outright stealing of people's homes are just business as usual for the large banks [So when are we putting them in jail???] http://dailycaller.com/2010...
See, there is a good use for electronic voting machines! Profs easily reprogram one to play Pacman [But can you check Farmville while you're voting?????] http://www.wired.com/threatl...
We love the fact that the software on the voting machines can be easily reprogrammed by unscrewing the machine in a way that doesn't modify the tamper-evident seals.
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If you want to know where your old computers end up, this is the place [I'm a PC and now I'm scattered into a million pieces] http://www.nytimes.com/slidesh...
Meet Mexico, a country where quite literally, the inmates are in charge of the asylum. And they have guns and are killing people. [And there's no difference between the criminals and the cops] http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id...
Supreme Court rules that it's perfectly OK for your crazy neighbor to stockpile assault weapons at home because he believes that socialist nazis have taken over the government [And steer clear of cars with "Protected by Smith & Wesson" bumper stickers] http://customwire.ap.org/dynamic...
Federal Judge shows by his ruling that "jobs and business" more important then the environment [Tell that to your grandkids] http://www.nytimes.com/2010...
If your business is fundamentally damaging to the environment, then you are hurting the economy more than you are helping it. People can always find jobs in other industries. An industry that can not adapt to changing conditions will not survive in the long term - look at Detroit.
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Considering that his company helped cause the worst environmental disaster in the country's history, the president of Transocean is in absolutely no position to tell the government how to regulate offshore drilling [Dept of sheer arrogance] http://bit.ly/b7YoJk
Government learns the hard way that maybe they need to make oil companies actually test their emergency equipment [But the lobbyists said everything was safe] http://www.nytimes.com/2010...
[The blow out preventer] "is designed to industry standard, manufactured by industry, installed by industry, with no government witnessing oversight of the construction or the installation."
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Stupid oil companies evidently have *not* learned their lesson from BP spill [Put their CEOs to work cleaning up the beaches then] http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic...
Dale Peterson (and his gun) want to be Alabama's next "Ag Commissioner" [And watch out for those buses of "illegals" while you're at it] http://www.dalepeterson2010.com/
"You see, corporations screw up all the time....I get paid to talk and waste time and I get paid a lot. So why do we do this, because its our job and we love money!"
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"Many Islamist militants believe it is permissible or honorable to kill non-Muslims or even those Muslims who do not share their views. "
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"...FBI documents reveal some common characteristics. The suspects are mostly men who own guns, and several had been treated for mental illness. Most of the suspects had just undergone some kind of major life stress, such as illness or the loss of a job."
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Isn't this the same governor who sent back the stimulus funding because he thought there was too much government spending? [OK buddy, then *you* go out and clean up that oil spill!] http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2010...
Gov. Jindal: "It is clear the resources needed to protect our coast are still not here: boom, skimmers, vacuums, jack-up barges are all in short supply,"
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Pennsylvania Attorney General subpoenas Twitter to discover the IDs of several critics [Another moron loose on teh interwebs] http://customwire.ap.org/dynamic...