And they call it "News" - the AP not only reports on the marriage of the star of Office Space, but considers it an important "BREAKING NEWS UPDATE" as well ["I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm gonna go anymore"] http://customwire.ap.org/dynamic...
And then local newspapers [not in Hollywood] actually assign reporters to write up that marriage story, because it's two celebrities who are getting married. http://www.nj.com/enterta...
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