Currently playing Where's Waldo with my belly. There's a 6pack hiding underneath somewhere. I am Neo..and my belly is the Matrix. The truth is out there!
Watching the Animal Chanel's "Best in Breed" dog show and this dude with the English accent is tripping me out with his language. Referring to a Norwegian Terrier, "Look at her run, she's a saucy little bitch. Look at her posture..Erect and upright." Lost my coffee on that one..and my mouth was full.
Am I the only one seeing the parallels between MJ and Elvis? People gonna stop going to Graceland and start making psycho pilgrimages to Never Never Land..We'll of course start hearing rumors of MJ appearing at folks houses in peter pan tights..pretty soon #ThatIsAll.
I wasnt a Jada Pinkett Smith fan in her earlier days. But just like Regina King, she's aged better than a sack of Nappa Valley Grapes. (no chauvenist).
I've been watching Real Basketball House wives, and I've counted no less that 4 drinks thrown into someone's face. Is this the new slap? Beat down? I miss the days at my old HS Pershing where girls would take off their ear rings, grease their face, unhinge their weave, and kick of their shoes Pattie Labelle style before throwing haymakers . This...
Paypal is currently my Nemesis. They owe me money. In response to their gross negligence, I've sent them a carefully cropped together message made of magazine cut out letters indicating my intention to point my "death ray" satellite (yes I have one of those) at their corporate offices.