RT @NakedAxiom: Dear RWNJ men hoping to prove yourselves at my expense, I guarantee u my balls are bigger than urs. But, unlike u, I keep mine in my brain.
RT @tbrovet: Thanks, #Comcast. Only had 2 shows I wanted to watch tonight, & now I'm missing both. I guess "resolved shortly" means "upwards of 2 hrs."
RT @monkeysailor: Sometimes, when I'm alone... I walk like a T-Rex. I roar at lights and swipe at potential enemies with my ineffectual arms. #IAreScientist
RT @russ_e_jones: @PennyRed The left attracts independent thinkers, so it's like herding cats. The right attracts drones who want simple answers. #sadbuttrue
RT @nostromosil: So Interscope emailed abt preordering Madonnas MDNA album for 9.99; read it fast thinking it said 'order MDMA for 9.99', my heart fluttered