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Jason Ellis

Jason Ellis

Physicist, Quantum Chemist, Fencer, Poet, and Geek.
RT @BorowitzReport: Short version of every Valentine ad: "The woman in your life is a prostitute who prefers payment in jewelry & flowers."
RT @PhysicistLisa: I want a recording of dirty talk read by Alan rickman and Benedict cummerbatch. Together.
RT @Montberte: Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
RT @NakedAxiom: Dear RWNJ men hoping to prove yourselves at my expense, I guarantee u my balls are bigger than urs. But, unlike u, I keep mine in my brain.
RT @ericschroeck: Don't think of it as an asthma attack. Think of it more as a creative breathing opportunity. #GOPHealthCareRules
RT @SaraLang: I love NPH.
I really like the song "Lullabye for an Astronaut" by Kelli Hanson... #thatisall
RT @SaraLang: Guess who I'm not clapping for... #Grammys
RT @lauravillarreal: REALLY? Chris Brown, REALLY? #Grammys2012
RT @Yogitastic: Turns out you can hit women and still win a Grammy.
RT @CharleneCac: I will not never condone Lady Antebellum or the Civil Wars.
RT @tbrovet: Thanks, #Comcast. Only had 2 shows I wanted to watch tonight, & now I'm missing both. I guess "resolved shortly" means "upwards of 2 hrs."
RT @CharleneCac: DOWN WITH MONSANTO!!!!
I wonder if @xeni has seen this: http://www.thescarproject.org/
RT @NakedAxiom: Conservatives make the baby Jesus cry. #p2 #tcot
RT @WomenOfHistory: Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. -Erica Jong
RT @cubanalaf: Sandra Bullock has never hosted SNL? This is what US Weekly teaches me. That's tragic.
RT @CharleneCac: For the umpteenth time, the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT DOES NOT FUND ABORTIONS.
RT @revbobmek: @vagabond92 we'll see who wins...but I got money on zombie Roosevelt taking on cthulu. Weirder things have happened. #santorum
RT @revbobmek: New job seems like it will be pretty great. Never thought i'd be so happy to be back in a lab...
RT @AlexInHouston: Just saw two homeless people making out. I was going to yell "get a room!", but I caught myself just in time. Phew.
RT @CharleneCac: If I do nothing else in this world, I'm gonna help more women make films that authentically tell our stories.
Ben Nelson is as much of a Democrat as @newtgingrich... which pretty much sums up several problems.
RT @monkeysailor: Sometimes, when I'm alone... I walk like a T-Rex. I roar at lights and swipe at potential enemies with my ineffectual arms. #IAreScientist
RT @russ_e_jones: @PennyRed The left attracts independent thinkers, so it's like herding cats. The right attracts drones who want simple answers. #sadbuttrue
RT @nostromosil: So Interscope emailed abt preordering Madonnas MDNA album for 9.99; read it fast thinking it said 'order MDMA for 9.99', my heart fluttered
#Fuckall I can't even spell #honor... I suppose I need a margarita...
There are things I wish I could do, that I will never be able to do because I want to be a good person. #morals #homor #WTFwasIthinking
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