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Scott. Cat Herder.

Scott. Cat Herder.

Systems admin, Programmer, Zombie, tech, horror (movie/game/book) fan. The MC's Man-Thing/Baby Daddy.
x-a-z-a-x: So I worked with a developer today… made an rpm of a java app from Jenkins. It was… eventful. - http://vassago.tumblr.com/post...
x-a-z-a-x:
 
So I worked with a developer today… made an rpm of a java app from Jenkins.
 
It was… eventful.
faboomama: I don’t care why they’re doing it. I’m just glad they did. - http://vassago.tumblr.com/post...
faboomama:
 
I don’t care why they’re doing it. I’m just glad they did.
toast-gh0st: God bless this tweet - http://vassago.tumblr.com/post...
toast-gh0st:
 
God bless this tweet
nationalaquarium: Happening Now: As part of our special Ask A Curator Day programming, our very own Jay Bradley is answering YOUR questions about one of the ocean’s most mystifying animals, the octopus!  Head over to our Twitter page to join the conversation!  - http://vassago.tumblr.com/post...
nationalaquarium:
 
Happening Now: As part of our special Ask A Curator Day programming, our very own Jay Bradley is answering YOUR questions about one of the ocean’s most mystifying animals, the octopus! 
 
Head over to our Twitter page to join the conversation! 
dilfweed: helioscentrifuge: my-songbird: I don’t think I ever showed you guys this but we have a dog named Booker and this is his tag. BOOKER, CATCH! This is everything - http://vassago.tumblr.com/post...
dilfweed:
  
helioscentrifuge:
  
my-songbird:
  
I don’t think I ever showed you guys this but we have a dog named Booker and this is his tag.
  
BOOKER, CATCH!
 
  
This is everything
neutralrnilkmotel: 2sugoi4u: is this a common american occurrence? Yes - http://vassago.tumblr.com/post...
neutralrnilkmotel:
  
2sugoi4u:
  
is this a common american occurrence?
  
Yes
thebsdboys: OK first you’re being a total dick right now, - http://vassago.tumblr.com/post...
thebsdboys:
  
OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
steampunktendencies: "Roboctopus" by David Taylor Facebook |  Google + | Twitter Steampunk Tendencies Official Group - http://vassago.tumblr.com/post...
steampunktendencies:
 
"Roboctopus" by David Taylor
 
Facebook |  Google + | Twitter
 
Steampunk Tendencies Official Group
thedashinghoodlum: This was my favorite commercial as a kid - http://vassago.tumblr.com/post...
thedashinghoodlum:
  
This was my favorite commercial as a kid
Community is doing life with other people. It’s showing up for people at 2 AM. It’s random diner trips and deep conversations. Community is people who cheer for you and get on planes to see you and show up at the train station to grab you when you need a ride. They are people you can call and cry to. Community is made up of individuals who get you... - http://vassago.tumblr.com/post...
mikeoliveri: Sage advice. - http://vassago.tumblr.com/post...
mikeoliveri:
 
Sage advice.
buzzfeed: Animal puns? ANIMAL PUNS! - http://vassago.tumblr.com/post...
buzzfeed:
 
Animal puns? ANIMAL PUNS!
animalaspects: animalaspects: Here are some wonderful facts about Sea World’s orcas! The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or ‘Granny’ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on... - http://vassago.tumblr.com/post...
animalaspects:
  
animalaspects:
  
Here are some wonderful facts about Sea World’s orcas!
 The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or ‘Granny’ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on a good show! Don’t worry, collapsed dorsal fins are a common condition, although in the wild only sick or injured orcas have collapsed dorsal fins. All of Sea World’s males and some females have it, it makes them look unique!  The size of Sea World’s tanks compared to an orca is about the same as a human to a bathtub. Lot’s of room to stretch and move! Wild orcas swim 100+ miles a day, they would have to swim around their tank 1,400+ times a day to achieve that. But that seems like a lot of work, and you may see the animals hanging out near the surface of the water or on the bottoms of their tanks for hours. That’s a lot more relaxing than swimming all those miles! Sea World gives their orcas a Valium-like drug to stop the whales from acting aggressively towards each other and to numb their minds from their vastly uninteresting concrete tanks. Buying a ticket to Sea World is an excellent way to help them pay for these drugs that they pump their animals full with! Many captive orcas show abnormal behaviors like head bobbing, chewing on concrete, and self mutilation by banging their heads into the side of the tank. Obviously just temper-tantrums! Silly things. In the wild, there has been only one orca attack. Bad orca! While in captivity, there have been over 100 attacks and 4 deaths. These animals just need more training, it couldn’t possibly be related to their confinement!  Food is used as reinforcement for tricks. Do a trick, get your dinner. Don’t want to do a trick? I guess you don’t eat tonight you stubborn thing!  
See? Sea World isn’t as bad as people make it out to be! Oh, one more fact: for every $1,000,000 Sea World makes, about $600 goes into conservation efforts (about $0.5 a ticket). I’m so glad they care about conservation of the ocean! Amazing work!
 
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If you haven’t realized it yet, this post is 100% sarcastic. It should be obvious, but not everyone understands sarcasm…
  
Please don’t let this die
ex0skeletal: Swamp sculpture in Eastern Ireland Anyone know the artist? - http://vassago.tumblr.com/post...
ex0skeletal:
  
 
Swamp sculpture in Eastern Ireland
 
Anyone know the artist?
fuckyeahdementia: Directed by Michael Bay - http://vassago.tumblr.com/post...
fuckyeahdementia:
 
Directed by Michael Bay
nitlott: Unknown I by claralieu - http://vassago.tumblr.com/post...
nitlott:
  
Unknown I by claralieu
tastefullyoffensive: [paperkutrob] - http://vassago.tumblr.com/post...
tastefullyoffensive:
  
[paperkutrob]
myahbailey: Myah Bailey - http://vassago.tumblr.com/post...
myahbailey:
 
Myah Bailey
fhtagn-and-tentacles: BEASTMAN  by Croker For Crimson Daggers Bloodsports - http://vassago.tumblr.com/post...
fhtagn-and-tentacles:
 
BEASTMAN 
by Croker
For Crimson Daggers Bloodsports
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