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Greg Crites

Greg Crites

AUthor of a dozen humor novels. Get 'em at www.veinarmor.com
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Recording a few chapters of Dunkin III. may release a few more chapters to aggravate the listeners.
Breaking News... SyFy Original Movie Studios announces new slogan: SyFy — Imagine Cheaper
@paul_e_cooley If I get better rum, I think I can forestall the wilting of my wit. HAR! Thanks, sir!
@maladapted I get Gunga Din and Genghis Khan confused. One carries water the other plays polo with yer head. Must be water polo confusing me
Cracker Jack-In-The-Box Grease Swirl #benandjerryfailures
@taffer Har! Yer never too young to remember stuff that should have pissed off yer forefathers.
Purulent Pomegranate Praline #benandjerryfailures
@paul_e_cooley I hit 8000 today. That's why I'm drinking and causing trouble on twitter. And Pratchett's works are genius!
Pineapple Pustule Surprise #benandjerryfailures
Afghanistangerine #benandjerryfailures
Madoff Maple Mocha #benandjerryfailures
BulemicBananaButterbean #benandjerryfailures
Ebolabananabologna #benandjerryfailures
Lamisilicone Swirl #benandjerryfailures
Heavenly Habanero #benandjerryfailures
@maladapted HAR! It's an inside joke—but a good one.
Mocha Marbled Manboob #benandjerryfailures
Palpitating Pineapple Pudendum #benandjerryfailures
Cholesterolcount of Monte Crisco #benandjerryfailures
@paul_e_cooley Heh! Sounds disgusting! I'm at 8100 words today and I quit. Time for rum and Pratchett!
Pretzels, Pickles and Pralines #benandjerryfailures
@trillian1117 Why thank you! And congrats on your nano win. It was Nono for me. I think I wrote my name on a bad check and that's about it.
@maladapted Devlin III. And yer right, Devlin is all about English atrocities, vocabularistic mangling, and a liberal dash of malaprops.
6000 words today. Gonna reload Rammstein and shoot for 8. Great friggin' day! Cold, overcast, misty—all conducive to maniacal wordslinging.
Google Wave will be quite useful. veinarmor@googlewave.com
@maladapted Whaddayaupto...collectin' evidence fer the gub'mint? HAR! Hey, good job on the nanonomowrito!
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