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Mmmm.... weiner dog. (Just too cute!) - Venomous Kate

From the page: "Giant Food stores will give free generic antibiotics to customers with a prescription for the next three months in what retail experts called an aggressive move in supermarkets' heated battle for shoppers." - Venomous Kate

Celebrity fashions that make you go: WTF?! - Venomous Kate

From the page: "Those two wonderful ladies over at Margie and Edna's Basement have been talking about foods we eat to celebrate the New Year. It sounds like some foods are more lucky than others. I had no idea!" - Venomous Kate

From the page: "I thought I'd offer a little help to the guys who don't know how to change their tactics a little once that hot naked woman in their bed has a huge belly and a couple kids that wake with the sun demanding breakfast and games. Here's an updated top 10 list to turn on the pregnant mom in your bed." - Venomous Kate

From the page: "Barack Obama again today talked about John McCain and old boys' networks and "he's been in Washington for 26 years", yada, yada, yada. Joe Biden's been in for 36 years. Isn't 36 years 10 years more than 26?" - Venomous Kate

From the page: "Barack Obama again today talked about John McCain and old boys' networks and "he's been in Washington for 26 years", yada, yada, yada. Joe Biden's been in for 36 years. Isn't 36 years 10 years more than 26?" - Venomous Kate

I hereby nominate this man for dumbest drunk driver of the year. - Venomous Kate

I hereby nominate this man for dumbest drunk driver of the year. - Venomous Kate

Thirsty? Pour yourself a nice big glass of birth-control pills, mood-stabilizers and other drugs... all you have to do is drink tap water. - Venomous Kate

Thirsty? Pour yourself a nice big glass of birth-control pills, mood-stabilizers and other drugs... all you have to do is drink tap water. - Venomous Kate

Elderly woman walks right past the 17-year-old who'd broken into her house and grabs her gun. WTG, Granny! - Venomous Kate

Elderly woman walks right past the 17-year-old who'd broken into her house and grabs her gun. WTG, Granny! - Venomous Kate

Would you agree to plead guilty to aggravated murder in exchange for a fast-food buffet? That's what this felon did, saving the state of Oregon $4,000+ on the expense of a trial in exchange for a mere $40 worth of pizza, lasagna, fried chicken and cole slaw. No, really! - Venomous Kate

Would you agree to plead guilty to aggravated murder in exchange for a fast-food buffet? That's what this felon did, saving the state of Oregon $4,000+ on the expense of a trial in exchange for a mere $40 worth of pizza, lasagna, fried chicken and cole slaw. No, really! - Venomous Kate

From the page: ["Michael Phelps is superb but Coughlin is, too, and should be earning tons of press and praise. * Phelps, 23, swam 17 times in 9 days in heats, semi-finals and finals; he swam in 5 individual events and 3 relays - 8 events in all; he won 8 medals * Coughlin, 26, swam 14 times in 9 days in heats, semi-finals and finals; she swam in 3 individual events and 3 relays - 6 events in all; she won 6 medals And she's "just a girl" (l.o.l. as they say). Would it in any way diminish his achievement to acknowledge hers?!" ] - Venomous Kate

From the page: ["Michael Phelps is superb but Coughlin is, too, and should be earning tons of press and praise. * Phelps, 23, swam 17 times in 9 days in heats, semi-finals and finals; he swam in 5 individual events and 3 relays - 8 events in all; he won 8 medals * Coughlin, 26, swam 14 times in 9 days in heats, semi-finals and finals; she swam in 3 individual events and 3 relays - 6 events in all; she won 6 medals And she's "just a girl" (l.o.l. as they say). Would it in any way diminish his achievement to acknowledge hers?!" ] - Venomous Kate

Who's to blame for hiring bad teachers? Probably not whom you'd initially think. An *excellent* analysis! - Venomous Kate

Who's to blame for hiring bad teachers? Probably not whom you'd initially think. An *excellent* analysis! - Venomous Kate

Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards caught trysting with his mistress. - Venomous Kate

Former Presidential Candidate John Edwards caught trysting with his mistress. - Venomous Kate

Oh, hell, yeah! - Venomous Kate

Oh, hell, yeah! - Venomous Kate

Awesome use of technology! From the page: "Lt. Rick Slatten, a member of the St. Louis County Sheriff's Rescue Squad, developed the computer program, called Search Tracker. It organizes a search area into smaller units, analyzes terrain, vegetation cover, what searchers have done and recommends which units should be searched more thoroughly. The rescue squad has used Search Tracker for about three years." - Venomous Kate

Awesome use of technology! From the page: "Lt. Rick Slatten, a member of the St. Louis County Sheriff's Rescue Squad, developed the computer program, called Search Tracker. It organizes a search area into smaller units, analyzes terrain, vegetation cover, what searchers have done and recommends which units should be searched more thoroughly. The rescue squad has used Search Tracker for about three years." - Venomous Kate

Obama's latest ad claims he "passed laws extending health care for wounded troops". Only problem: he wasn't even present for the Senate vote on the legislation. But that's not the only misleading claim in his ads as numerous MSM fact-checkers have discovered. - Venomous Kate

From February until August, only 125 people live on Antarctica. Thank goodness they'll have 16,488 condoms available to keep them from being too bored. - Venomous Kate

With Daily Kos making a big deal about 71-year-old McCain's teeth, Flap reminds us what's *really* important to remember. - Venomous Kate

From the page: "The researchers found that both men and women who drank regularly were less likely to develop rheumatoid arthritis. In fact, those who drank the most cut their risk for developing the disease by 50 percent, compared with those who drank the least." In other words: drink up, people! - Venomous Kate

Kindness is contagious. So what happened to the business practice of showing kindness to customers? - Venomous Kate