And that's a good thing. When I joined Twitter, "dave" was gone before they even opened to the world... just like every other site. - Dave Friedel

My name is too short to be used for some websites. :( Mind you, I have a friend called Innocent and a) no one believes him when he says that's his name b) websites (i.e. Facebook) say it's not a 'real' name - Amy

I don't have to worry about my name, there is always a John around, even in the bathroom! - Fee501st

*rimshot* - Dave Friedel from Android

Your friend's name is Innocent and he hangs out with you? Oh dear... - Dave Friedel from Android

Amy: if the two of you ever get arrested, he can honestly say he IS Innocent :) - Carlos Urrutia

lol, it's nice to know you guys have such a high opinion of me! :) - Amy

OH OH, listen to you! So innocent you are!?! BAH! - Dave Friedel

Dave: Are you a fundamental religious nut all of a sudden? In the eyes of the law I am innocent. I was cleared of that murder, I tell you. *halo* - Amy

Only after they dunked you in that water tank for an hour and cleared your name. - Dave Friedel

Dave: Out of curiosity, what am I guilty of? Or are you accusing me of being possessed? *spits pea soup* - Amy

If she weighs the same as a duck... same as wood... therefore... a WITCH! - Dave Friedel

Oh, my diet's working then :) - Amy

That was my lame attempt at a Python joke. I can remember witch movie. - Dave Friedel

Oh, I've only seen that film about 30 times. - Amy

Only 30? What a N00b. - Dave Friedel