RT @funnyoneliners: "Doctor, Doctor! Whenever I look in the mirror I feel violently ill. What's wrong with me?" "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."
RT @IPaidABribe: Musicians to pledge their support against corruption with an all-night music festival today at Gayan Samaj, Bengaluru http://t.co/BCFic7y
RT @fkalpana: @ShashiTharoor please ask your followers to cheer Indian football team playing Asia cup. We , football fans always support Indian cricket .
RT @jakesprime: 2011, a prime year, has a great property. It is the sum of 11 CONSECUTIVE prime numbers: 2011=157+163+167+173+179+181+191+193+197+199+211
RT @iamsrk: to new beginnings. have a healthy happy & fulfilling new chapter. may all your troubles be as shortlived as your new year resolutions. love