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"Oh noes! I can't ask a second question via the question doohickey! (Is this a one-shot opportunity, Wicket?) (OH SHIT, IS THIS LIKE A GENIE SITUATION WHERE YOU ACCIDENTALLY BLOW ALL YOUR WISHES ASKING DUMB QUESTIONS ABOUT THE QUESTIONS?) (If so, I've now asked three questions so it's possible I'm fucked.) Anyway, Wicket, what I actually wanted to know is Why does your mommy have to live so far away from me? Because I would like to come over and play (DON'T YOU READ ANYTHING INTO THAT, INTERNETS). Very sincerely, vmarinelli." - Victoria Marinelli

"AWESOME story. (Hey, you could totally expand this, you know...)" - Victoria Marinelli

"May I recommend the chapter titled Sesame Street in Dalton Conley's memoir, Honky? Really quite wonderful." - Victoria Marinelli

"You and your ridiculous assumptions! (What I actually said was "Goddammit, Smartasshat!")" - Victoria Marinelli

"Smartass. (+hat!)" - Victoria Marinelli

"My dear sir, you are deranged." - Victoria Marinelli

"Yo, darlin. There is a distinct lack of a paypal link up in this here Tumblr page. Yes, my long-suffering husband is still unemployed himself, and yes, we're still in demonstrably sucky straits, but I can, at least (no, make that "will," as in "don't even try to talk me out of this, lady"), put out a little call about how awesome you are, in which case it would be downright handy to have some means via which persons moved to do so could drop some repackaged good karma into your account. Failing that, I could provide your email address (hopefully the last one I have for you is still good), as this is all paypal needs to facilitate such transactions, but I couldn't do that (e.g., put your email address out there on my Tumblr and/or Twitter) without getting your blessing, first. (For spambot deflection, would at least make it like "username ~at~ domain.com" or whatever.) If the above notion doesn't work, there are other alternatives. Anyway, I'm so sorry you lost your job, that makes me..." - Victoria Marinelli

"I trust you have enough imagination to think of an alternative. (Wait, porn hasn't stunted your imagination, has it?)" - Victoria Marinelli

""The seal-honk of the internet's least self-aware halfwits" is a phrase I am totally banking for later." - Victoria Marinelli

"YOU HAVE SEEN HIM WHATSOEVER SO YOU ARE DOING TONS BETTER THAN ME. *sobs with envy*" - Victoria Marinelli

"IF THE QUESTION IS "CAN WE WEAR CAPES," THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS YES!" - Victoria Marinelli

"There is no beer in your mouth. I am a little confused. (Although, hey, I don't actually flip off everyone I know, which might surprise some...)" - Victoria Marinelli

"Do you like to ride, ride like the wind? To be free again?" - Victoria Marinelli

"WOO SEXY HOT MAMA WOO WOO WOOOOO!" - Victoria Marinelli

"On behalf of the entire Internet, please marry us." - Victoria Marinelli

"BWAHAHAHA.... I mean ugh, you are terrible," - Victoria Marinelli

"YAY! I WIN! What do I win? (I've been wanting to post that for months, because that's exactly what it sounds like to me when Ernie starts braying, but I kept forgetting to look up the spelling until today.)" - Victoria Marinelli

"In my experience, "empowered survivor" is an oxymoron. (Not that it is, or ought to be that for everyone; just saying, it's been that for me.) When one's identity as a survivor overtakes one's identity as (whatever one was before: a writer, a singer, etc.) in terms of how one is perceived by others, it's about as "empowering" as the original trauma itself. Or else I'm just a bitter old survivor (of various things), still nauseous from years of being pigeon-holed as such. In any event, I fully agree with your premise, and am grateful you expressed it here." - Victoria Marinelli

"EVERYBODY HAS LISTS BUT ME AND I'VE BEEN ON TWITTER SINCE EARLY 2007 AND IT'S NOT FAIR (AND HOW CAN I FIND OUT WHAT LISTS, IF ANY, I'M ON?) AND ALSO I MIGHT BE OVERINVESTED." - Victoria Marinelli

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* oh God I'm so sorry." - Victoria Marinelli

"There there, Annie. I HEART YOOOOOOOUUUU." - Victoria Marinelli

"DUDE! I starred that almost immediately and when I checked hours later and it (my star, not your tweet, obvs) hadn't showed up on Favrd I actually got a little rage-y for the first time ever. Because motherfucking come on, that was a badass tweet." - Victoria Marinelli

"If you come over right now you can not only crash on our couch, you can also pack into your belongings as much food bank peanut butter as you can stand! <3 <3 <3" - Victoria Marinelli

"Hey! Say hello." - Victoria Marinelli

Not only did they "nab the wrong woman," they also sexually assaulted her. RAGE. - Victoria Marinelli

My daughter (though not a Governor's School student) volunteered with this. She came back with lots of disgust about corporate event sponsorship (and the laziness of her peers). That's my girl. - Victoria Marinelli

"I'd have one less child if it weren't for this very fact." - Victoria Marinelli

"Fucking hilarious." - Victoria Marinelli

"YAY! Doing a big happy dance on your behalf!" - Victoria Marinelli

"Oh honey, I do feel your pain." - Victoria Marinelli