Victor Ryden

For the die hard biker. - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

"Woven out of heavy gauge stainless-steel wire, the Mesh Frying Pan provides for that yummy seared char without the slippage. And thanks to the tight mesh, the surface area resists sticking, so when using the long handle, grillers can shake back and forth and toss veggies for yummy coverage" - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

"Dream Cat Venus -- as this one's been dubbed -- has sensors in its forehead, and touch sensors in its body so that it can react when petted. Apparently more lifelike than previous version Smile, Venus also purrs when certain words are spoken. Sega Toys says this is the right choice for those who just don't have the time for a real pet." - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

Oooh, no urinating all over the place! - MiniMage (FakeLifePerson)

The Guardian reports Michael Jackson was laid to rest without his brain today after doctors retained it following an autopsy to help determine the cause of death. - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

"The Telegraph reports that workers on the Keihin Electric Express Railway will soon be required to monitor their smiles using a smile scan software made by Omron. Basically, the company wants all their employees to look cheery on the job, so it's going to take photos of them, rate their smile on a scale of zero to 100, and then show messages of encouragement on the company computer screen so they are reminded of what they should be doing better." - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

Why Bumblebee Can’t Always Transform Around Megan... - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

"I saw this movie last night at the Aero in Santa Monica, and had to post this. - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

"The SwissFlash 16GB Laser Pointer contains all the usual refinements of a Swiss Army Knife - namely the blade, nail file, screwdriver, scissor clippers, et al - but they a 32 gigabyte flash drive and laser pointer." - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

If extraterrestrial civilizations are monitoring our TV broadcasts, this is what they are currently watching. - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

"f you haven't already checked out MyPleasure.com's MyVibe app in the iPhone's app store, you might want to. Unlike many saucy apps out there, MyVibe is free—and fun." - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

"Forget Google Maps: NASA and Japan's Ministry of Economy have released the most detailed three-dimensional map of Earth yet. It covers our planet between the 83 north and 83 south parallels thanks to 1.3 million stereo images like these:" - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

Because Jazz Hands Got Old (Lady Gaga) - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

Exploding boobs? - Matt

LADY GAGA Because the name Lady Coochie-Coochie-Coo would have been too silly. - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

Your work here has been flawless. But unless you start following people back on Twitter, your days at this company are numbered. - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

"Most have pulled out a laser pointer and have seen their cat be driven literally up the walls. So you probably know what kind of endless fun that can be had with one around. Well Bolt is an official toy just for cats that takes that fun and makes it possible for you to put even less effort into it. Instead of having to wave around your arm, you can set it to automatic mode and just sit back and enjoy the mayhem." - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

"They say that Celebrities die in threes…But trust Billy Mays to throw in an extra AT NO ADDITIONAL COST" - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

"The quick lens of U.S. Navy sonar technician Ronald Dejarnett was able to capture this Air Force F-22 going supersonic over the Gulf of Alaska as the pilot did his best Top Gun flyby impression." - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

"It’s like American Beauty… For Amy Winehouse…" - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

"A vacant 13-story apartment complex in Shanghai toppled over, killing a worker who was inside the building at the time." - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

You are alone on a uninhabited island. Which of these would you choose as your companion? - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

"This flute is the first musical instrument in the history of humankind—one of the first examples of technology—which has surprised everyone demonstrating that music already existed 35,000 years ago." - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

"For centuries, knotsmanship has been passed from down generation to generation. It’s an essential skill whether a man desires to hit the high seas or a scale a high mountain. Heck, knots come in handy when you’re just working around the house. Unfortunately, many men don’t know how to tie a proper knot. When they do have to tie something, they make random loops and passes until they have something that sort of looks like a knot, but isn’t as secure as one. So today we’re going to look at the art of knot tying." - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

Men don't know these knots? What the hell are you guys learning in scouts? We got this in girl scouts. - Soup

"The platform—built by the Russians using a Norwegian twin-hulled oil platform design—is 380 feet long and 280 feet tall to the top of the main radar dome. Designed to work under any kind of weather, the 50,000-ton behemoth only moves a maximum of 10 degrees of its horizontal base using passive stabilization. According to Wikipedia, the SBX "has been moved to offshore Hawaii from its Aleutian Islands base in Alaska as of June 23, 2009. The reason: A potential North Korean missile launch that may hit the sea only 310 miles from US territory." - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

speechless! - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

3rd time's a charm - Josh Haley

"And speaking of subtle oral sex references, check out this Burger King ad for the BK Super Seven Incher." - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

ew. - Jessie

See, Twitter's a problem, but it's manageable. Where we're totally having our our asses handed to us is with the LOLcats. - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

Analyze Love - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

"(Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton)" - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

"This is Funchal Airport's runway, in the Island of Madeira. It was one of the most dangerous in the world because its runway was just too short for large airplanes. It had to be extended and engineers had two options: Extend the ground base with extra soil and concrete, or build a platform on top of 180 230-foot pillars." - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

NTS: Make sure you *sail* to Madeira. - Anika Malone

"It's not hard to spend $16,000 (or much, much more) on a wedding. So you might as well get a zero gravity flight out of the deal." - Victor Ryden from Bookmarklet

Nothing says 'I love you' like wearing white in the vomit comet ;) - Soup