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@grum acording to the memo I have here, it is arouse grum day
Will the person who invented call centres please report to the happy funtime execution centre for processing? Thank you
@burntsugar #bbfuture I dunno, I have yet to meet a burocrat I would trust with that power, me including :-)
I hate hate and I am a hater to haters. This of cause makes me a hypocrit
@iDarryl to avoid confusion, please update your #pants status to #up. #down status is prefered but unstable in workplace
RT @WiltingSoul: Squee! Bunnies! #random (me) omg! Ponies!! #random #slashdot
@WiltingSoul @verwon in related news, @verwon has been sectioned under the mental health act for unfounded claims of a world outside twitter
RT @Lilylauren: :If you can walk you can dance; if you can talk you can sing" (me) We can dance if we want too , we can leave your friends
@WiltingSoul that was my girly cry of glee when I see kawaii stuff! You may here it a lot
I have said it before, but public floggings are needed for motivation. That is all
Everything improves by adding laser beams. Or @bootsycollins. Bootsy with frikking laser beams on head would be most awesome
RT @dpbkmb: Giant iceberg heading towards Australia: http://www.cnn.com/2009... (via @cnn) (me) dropbears being deployed as we speak. Solved!
@mr_billiam do the old fashion thing. Look. With radars down it could be a precusor to alien invasion
@julie_posetti in 'retail polatician' as in the 'Mad' variety? "Everthing must go, Mad Tony has gone crazy!"
@mr_billiam or the yarra trying to turn right side up? More likely mothership
@BlokesLib the only secret on Twitter is how long until a way to make money!
RT @middleclassgirl: Iam wearing trousers today/ (me) bugger, I set my state to #pantsdown. Can you let us know earlier in the future?
Intresting point: chuck norris v dropbears? Even I can't call it, but both will pwn William Fucking Shatner, no small thing
Any science that ends in an explosion is a win!
RT @renailemay: Still home sick today, unfortunately (me) in related news, no annoucements from m$oft, apple and people arrington hate latly
I should be cruising down Hunter street, look for cute girls, and tweet cool things to them, like "g'day". #neverletachancegobyohlord
I hate Marx (that's Richard , not Karl). I all for burning all copies of "hazzard"
If I cared I'd be dangerous. Good thing i can't even pretend to care
Everyone hates the Marx. Why isn't there Engelsists and Engels haters?
@captain_beef only if it comes with double reverse overhead twin cam door handles #neverletachancegobyohlord
RT @22sammy31: @iDarryl a whole new generation of jokes ensue.... (me) I am bloody envious! Hot wife, but some questionable stuff on theside
@McCainBlogette I may disagree with the GOP (as us polatics have global reach) I value your voice and efforts.
If you are witty, surreal, wrong or funny, I respect you. Stupid is line call, I wallow in stupidity, but as as in Spike Milligan not G Beck
Why is the only fairy to sprinkle fairy dust on me is the "Sucks to be you!" fairy?
@22sammy31 but John Daly must be pissed having his bad boy image gazumped
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