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So, a paper pusher is boring, but an envelope pusher is exciting.

@kristensays me too. http://twitpic.com/92ojv

Robert has recommended that you check out an application on iTunes - http://vortech.tumblr.com/post...

If I was in charge of kitchen stadium I would make things really hard. "Prepare for…battle plaque identifying tablet!"

Nuter scooter - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

@TwiztedMatt1007 I hate to break it to you but you are like 2 years late for ARGfest SF.

@cabel those taste way better than a Nipsy Russel.

So, is Mr. Smith still freaking that, or did he stop somewhere along the way and neglected to tell us?

If I Made a Commercial for Trader Joe's - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

If I Made a Commercial for Trader Joe’s (via carlsfinefilms) - Great Caesar’s Ghost is this wonderful.  A spec commercial for TJ’s with parodic lyrics to the melody of “The Waters of March”.  This must be what it was like for the normal people when they found that numa numa guy I could not give a damn about. - http://vortech.tumblr.com/post...

Yay! - http://vortech.tumblr.com/post...

via s3.amazonaws.com - http://vortech.tumblr.com/post...

Toy Story 3, Cars 2, Monsters Inc. 2. Danger! Danger! (hands flail about)

Unintentionally funny headline on the supermarket tabloid: "Kate in private hell.". Private. Good one.

At a weddng shower. So many drop waist skirts. Theory holds up: it will make a woman look pregnant 70% of the time.

I keep folowing cars with bumper stickers, but none of them take me to the zoo. (Joke valid only in Atlanta.)

@fetterdave I think they sold the ONI rights to Take 2.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - http://vortech.tumblr.com/post...

The Dark Knight Trailer IN LEGO!!! on Vimeo (via Vimeo) - http://vortech.tumblr.com/post...

cabel.name: The Most Intense Gamer Ever - http://www.cabel.name/2009...

Why pay to send pictures and video, when you can send them for free by email? - http://vortech.tumblr.com/post...

IPHONE 3GS UNBOXING - http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Carson Show- Ed McMahon (via Sirraymondbell) - http://vortech.tumblr.com/post...

You have urinated on my jacket,” a startled Banda told the monkey - http://vortech.tumblr.com/post...

The city too busy to torture animals - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

Att: Re: ATT - http://blog.piratenews.net/2009...

See, if I was designing a store I would have fewer greeter/listmakers than people actually helping. That's why I'm no AT&T solutiongineer.

How does just seeing an R8 in a Transformers 2 commercial make me feel? Imagine your puppy died - then Michael Bay used it in a puppet show.