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Discovered a dead spider in this G4 Cube shell on my desk. So there’s probably a metaphor in there, somewhere. Wait, not *in* the cube.
If I need some sort of magical fantasy space coin to test your beta app, you can fuck the hell right off.
I tried to uninstall The Shakedown, but both of my wrists are broken.
Every time you put a dot before someone's handle in a tweet, I get to cut you.
I won’t play Divinity until 3 in the morning. I won’t play Divinity until 3 in the morning. I.. shit.
Went out to get food, came home with a G4 Cube shell.
I won’t play Divinity until 2 in the morning. I won’t play Divinity until 2 in the morning. I.. shit.
Do people play pool in SF? If so, where?
TIL: In Yosemite, you can option-click the green full-screen window widget to make it act like it used to.
Confession: I've never seen Mad Max. Justification: I've seen drivers in Sydney first-hand.
Got a text from my mum, asking if I “Play the Game of Thrones.” So many questions. So many answers! (She didn’t realise it was a TV show).
Her, after looking through old family photos: “We’ll have cute babies, unless you ruin it somehow.”
More like the Second Needs-To-Be-Amended-ment, amirite?
USArgh.
I just don't understand.
"Since 2006, police departments have acquired 435 armored vehicles, 533 planes, 93,763 machine guns, and 432 mine-resistant armored trucks."
Today @picomatt and I took our trolling to the next level, by doing it in German.
Lunched with @SwartzCr and @bensw!
Kids on the bus next to make arguing whether or not his fake gun broke through her fake shield. Remember when life was that simple?
I’m That One Men’s Bathroom In The Office That Always Smells Like Curry AMA.
Then a couple got on the train with a Boxer, and my faceless corpse smiled and everyone screamed. Happy Tuesday!
Went to the vet, saw the *tiniest* new pup, and it was so cute my face exploded and I died.
2025. A Hachette Stephen Colbert Mark IV tank wheels close to the armed borders of Amazonland II, its driver reading a book and crying.
2025. A Hachette Stephen King Mark IV tank wheels close to the armed borders of Amazonland II, its driver reading a book.
The DJ at this Presidio Picnic is remixing Happy, so now I'm not.
Lazyweb: what are some interesting drive-through places that aren't terrible in SF?
Second time I've asked @maggie1000 how her dong is. Thanks, autocarrot!
“Of *course*! Nuke the DerivedData folder!” he yelled, alienating his bored Twitter followers.
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