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Why- it's a badassical update of the Despair.com site! It's beautiful! It's sleek! It's got new Demotivators like this! http://t.co/ffhb3hO
RT @Xaniski: @wailinglist You know women. We're never satisfied.
RT @sjhilbel: "Despair.com works fast! http://despair.com/bustedt..." - Yes. You might say "Despair never sleeps". We sure didn't last night!
NEW DESPAIRWEAR- The Busted T-shirt! http://despair.com/bustedt... - (Even I'm amazed how fast that was!)
http://www.nytimes.com/2011... <--- Well, I guess I'm finally going to have to start cutting back on armadillo fajitas... Dangit.
RT @enderFP: @wailinglist What? Kersten is moving in on pop as well!? RT @SarahThyre Generic soda - still trying too hard http://twitpic.com/4ksnka
RT @enderFP: @wailinglist What? Kersten is moving in on pop as well!? RT @SarahThyre Generic soda - still trying too hard http://twitpic.com/4ksnka
I'm a complete idiot. I've been doing the Despair Facebook thing- ignoring this twitter account altogether. I've got some replies to write!
I wonder if the Egyptian Government is wishing they'd named "Liberation Square" differently. Like "Subservience Corner"?
Caption Contest Competitors- it's time to start JUDGING! http://contest.despair.com/vote...
New DESPAIRWEAR: "Exaggerators Anonymous - A Trillion Strong and Growing" - http://despair.com/exagger...
Having trouble using the Facebook page to enter the caption contest? Fear not! Use this page: http://contest.despair.com
I got in and read my Wailing List, after a few hours of rest... What was I THINKING?!
If you're experiencing technical difficulties with our Facebook Caption Contest page, you're not alone. We'll have a backup by tomorrow.
Did somebody say CAPTION CONTEST? (No? Well I just did. We've got a new one coming- SOON!) And I'm doing it on Facebook even!
http://www.facebook.com/pages... - Guess who has been put in charge of Despair's Facebook page? And I actually plan to DO stuff with it...
This is truly the greatest videogame tshirt ever! http://store.glennz.com/finishh... - You're the best around @glennztees
"It Came Upon a Midnight Clear..." - The DespairWear Christmas Tee is here! Only 1000 in stock! http://despair.com/midnigh...
The FREELOADER sale is on! Spend $20+ get free 2011 Wall Cal. Spend $35+ get MORE freebies. Spent $50+, even more! http://despair.com
So, as usual, feets are a dragging on our big promotion email. But I'll tweet when it's live- it's around the bend.
Where's the uplifting PSA from former cool, stuck-up high-schoolers- now as jetset, obnoxious adults? "It gets even BETTER."
Latest amusing customer-written TSA Shirt: "TSA: We get to second base every time you fly."
Stop this man now! He's making too much sense! He's going to ruin shirt sales! http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Stop this man now! He's making too much sense! He's going to ruin shirt sales! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwsdq69AHnw
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Another Customer-Submitted TSA Slogan Tee: "Is that a pipe bomb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
My favorite customer submission for a TSA t-shirt so far: "TSA: Security has never felt so good."
Write your own TSA shirt- then buy it! http://despair.com/mytsa.html
http://www.cnbc.com/id... - CNBC dares you to buy a TSA shirt and try to get through security. (And take pics!)
Boing-Boing shares the love! "More TSA 'grope vs. porno shoot' tees" - http://www.boingboing.net/2010...
Two new DespairWear tees are about to get launched. (I wish I'd come up with them. I'd be a rich man off royalties by next week...)
COWORKER (who just flew in): "I don't mind the patdowns. The TSA just needs to hire better-looking people to perform them."
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