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Boy just ran out of the bathroom at Chipotle, yelling: "Mommy, my poo-poo was so smooth I didn't even have to wipe!"
And here I was, thinking all the ladies at Houston's restaurant were admiring my styling duds and empire builder pose...
How long? How long have I been walking around with this bounty fabric softener hanging out of my slacks? Damn...
WHITEOUT promo is ON! Spend >$20 get free Pessimist Mug! Spend >$30 also get Best of Calendar! >$50 get free Shot AND Pessimist's Glass!
@MJ_Wuz_Hea We will revisit those in the not too distant future. Hopefully to greater satisfaction on your part!
@simplyodd Did you contact our support folks about this? It's easily addressed. http://www.despair.com/trti...
@andrewdarrow whoops 12/13
@ckaiserca if you use the coupon code "unamerican" you can save on international shipping. (until Sunday)
DESPAIR.COM PROMO: Free shipping on domestic orders when you use "freeship" coupon code. (Ends 10/13 at midnight).
"Tiger Woods Motivational Art". A haiku eulogy. Distant thunder rolls./ HR armies storming halls./ Tiger art. Banished.
(Tho, to be fair, they came up with something pretty punchy... So I'll be obliging them w/ a bunch of marketing noise momentarily...)
I do so enjoy it when Product Dev. comes up w/ something over the weekend & tells me to stop everything I'm doing & flack their crap...
DESPAIR.COM unveils "Tiger. The Lyin' King." t-shirt! http://www.despair.com/lyinkin... - RT for chance to win 1 of 10 free tees!
@jmarrapodi You're welcome to do so. Although I think our best videos are here: http://despair.com/spin.html.
Tragically, Jersey Shore had bits of genius. "My abs are so ripped it's like we got a situation so I call myself The Situation". Brilliant.
We couldn't even make it thru "Jersey Shore". As a general rule, if a reality show has a pinkeye outbreak in Ep. 1, avoid it.
@Xaniski Everybody at the office was quoting it,"There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my mangel."
I watched Mtv's "Jersey Shore" followed by "Unforgiven" last night. It gave me the bends.
@neverleftla That's awesome- I hope you get some big laughs wearing it this year!
It's been a five hours since the launch- and already 300 shirts have sold. So if you're tempted, act fast!
"Santa's Toy Factory" - The New Christmas Tee from Despair - is here! http://despair.com/santasf...
@Mother_Mayhem It should be there now.
We're 10 minutes away (which, in Despair time, usually means 15-30) from the unveiling of this year's limited-run Xmas tee!
@mpcrazy The New Christmas Tee should be unveiled here in 10 minutes or so... Stay tuned! (or check http://www.despair.com/deviall...).
@imagejennation Ah- but that's ye olde magicke at work. Because the arse end is on wheels- rolling behind him as he gallops up front.
I realized "I've been wandering around doing this same crap in games since Ultima III & loving it. So why judge these folks?"
So- I hit the Texas Renaissance Festival friday with friends. And I saw many wonders. http://www.twitpic.com/rm1hi
So- I hit the Texas Renaissance Festival friday with friends. And I saw many wonders. http://www.twitpic.com/rm1hi
EN ROUTE... ERIK:How much further is it? ME: We must be close- that roadside vendor sells halberds & confederate flag kilts.
At the same time, I kept expecting DEA agents to storm in & round up the wasted. The War on Drugs could've ended there & then!
@misscmanners I didn't see any stormtroopers but I don't doubt they could've been there. It was shockingly sprawling.
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