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RT @jennytalia: I had planned on having my father dress as Santa when I have kids. But then my kids would think Santa was a drunk foreigner.

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Sometimes life is so awesome that I can't help but grin like an idiot.

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@MarOlesen it's a full size. ;)

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He keeps talking about how the product is American made. Really hard for me not to laugh out loud.

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Buying a mattress from a guy who looks like Ben Franklin.

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The only thing worse than shitty smooth jazz is shitty smooth christmas jazz. *vomit*

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1 hour and 15 minutes stand between me and a week and a half of vacation. Sweet freedom is tugging at my sleeves.

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RT @RockstrNinjaGrl: Sin like you fucking mean it.

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@GeoAtreides no worries, friend. You were right. A libertarian socialist is still a contradiction in terms, and thus an oxymoron.

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@spg_percussion 'Low income' study habits FTW.

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When I was a little kid, I was severely disappointed to find out that the hazardous waste bins at hospitals didn't contain depleted uranium.

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@mrrocknroll tell em you asshole is sore from working so hard. Maybe then they'll let you go home.

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@GeoAtreides I think the term you're looking for is oxymoron.

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@mrrocknroll you said it friend.

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@Angelic_Rebel2 I will if you do!

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In related news, Isis should replace blood pressure meds for heart patients.

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Merry fucking christmas.

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My dad is flying in from Iowa tonight. Flight was delayed and they switched his arrival airport. Now I have to drive an hour and a half.

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@hardrockchick I'm just baffled. Goth kids and metalheads are pretty pasty in my experience. Not your best target market for a cruise. 0_o

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@hardrockchick that appears to be some twisted, possibly evil machination of niche marketing.

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@coldsubject strange company for such an establishment.

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@Miragi haha. one can certainly hope.

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@hardrockchick gonna go ahead and add those cruises to the list of things I will never understand...or want to.

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@muckypuppy I can't believe I spelled it like that without even thinking about it. Fucking marketers.

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I #get really #tired of #people on #twitter who #hashtag every #other #fucking #word. its #annoying and #hard to #read

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@muckypuppy whoa. Major cool failage. Maybe he/she is being ironic? Or perhaps it's a cry for help. D:

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@Konstantine I think you're right.

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People working in call centers should be given complimentary vicodin during work hours.

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@muckypuppy impossible to be cool driving a Hyundai. #fail

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@muckypuppy I think the Hyundai might be what actually qualifies said person for ironic status.

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