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Or what if Zeus came down and was all like "HAHA ASSHOLES YOU WERE ALL WRONG ENJOY HELL PS HADES SAYS HI"

May 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Really hoping for raptor Jesus tomorrow. Or karate jesus. Or some sort of raptor karate Jesus hybrid. Can you imagine?

May 20 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Really want LA Noire now. Not sure if should get. Gym membership and/or yoga classes seem like a healthier investment. >.<

May 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Gunning for top producer this month. If I win I get a 46" TV. And it will be difficult to ever leave the house again. #doubleedgedsword

May 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Just saw the best auto correct ever. Turned the name Cristy into Crusty. epic

May 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

.@zombologist Ducati_Jackson: back and better than ever. Now with even more accuracy!!

May 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @zombologist: RT @Ducati_Jackson: Apparently parking tickets in LA have increased $1800 since I moved here 4 years ago. #nowMoreAccurate

May 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Apparently parking tickets in LA have increased $18 since I moved here 4 years ago.

May 19 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"Are you drinking coffee??" "Yeah, I just wanna be more hyper."

April 29 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm going to start charging my coworkers for tech support.

April 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Suddenly have an intense urge to go home play Fallout New Vegas.

April 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

OHAI Hootsuite, glad you're back.

April 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Is your home a roach hotel? IT'S CHECK OUT TIME

April 11 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Think I'm buying a new xbox tonight. woot

April 1 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The domain extension for porn should not be .xxx, it should be .box

March 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I <3 engineers. god dammit they're funny

March 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

It's difficult to focus when you suspect you may have left the iron on.

March 30 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm hungry for bacon.

March 25 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'd vote for Trump. http://www.nypost.com/p...

March 23 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm going to open a grocery store that only sells hot dogs, doritos, and beer, and call it "The Brocery Store"

March 22 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Epic. RT @gameofthrones: BREAKING: The official poster for #GameofThrones. http://twitpic.com/487sn3 RT this and we might send you one.

March 14, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

If I had a nickel for every time I've said "Never again" after drinking, my fortune would be nearing the size of the GDP of Ireland.

March 14, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"If the shocker dont work, Spock her". Lolz

March 14, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @zombologist: If you watch the Hurt Locker backwards, it's about a man born inside explosions struggling to get a really thick suit off

March 14, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

"If the shocker dont work, Spock her". Lolz

March 13, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Get us the suitcase nuke or Miss Raines dies, Mista Bower. CHING CHANG NING NANG POTATO

March 13, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Seriously, those two are off the chain. lold so hard.

March 11, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @rebeccar0cket: MOTHERFUCK AAAAH

March 11, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @konstantine: I AM SO HUNGEY CANNOT WAIT AN HOUR AND A HALF FOR FOOD

March 11, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @rebeccar0cket: FUCK RUNNING LATE AGAIN WHAT DO I WEAR FUCK I HAVE NO JACKET AAAAAAH

March 11, 2011 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share