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RT @
jennytalia
: I had planned on having my father dress as Santa when I have kids. But then my kids would think Santa was a drunk foreigner.
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Sometimes life is so awesome that I can't help but grin like an idiot.
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@
MarOlesen
it's a full size. ;)
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He keeps talking about how the product is American made. Really hard for me not to laugh out loud.
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Buying a mattress from a guy who looks like Ben Franklin.
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The only thing worse than shitty smooth jazz is shitty smooth christmas jazz. *vomit*
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1 hour and 15 minutes stand between me and a week and a half of vacation. Sweet freedom is tugging at my sleeves.
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RT @
RockstrNinjaGrl
: Sin like you fucking mean it.
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@
GeoAtreides
no worries, friend. You were right. A libertarian socialist is still a contradiction in terms, and thus an oxymoron.
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spg_percussion
'Low income' study habits FTW.
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When I was a little kid, I was severely disappointed to find out that the hazardous waste bins at hospitals didn't contain depleted uranium.
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@
mrrocknroll
tell em you asshole is sore from working so hard. Maybe then they'll let you go home.
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@
GeoAtreides
I think the term you're looking for is oxymoron.
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@
mrrocknroll
you said it friend.
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@
Angelic_Rebel2
I will if you do!
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In related news, Isis should replace blood pressure meds for heart patients.
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Merry fucking christmas.
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My dad is flying in from Iowa tonight. Flight was delayed and they switched his arrival airport. Now I have to drive an hour and a half.
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hardrockchick
I'm just baffled. Goth kids and metalheads are pretty pasty in my experience. Not your best target market for a cruise. 0_o
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@
hardrockchick
that appears to be some twisted, possibly evil machination of niche marketing.
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@
coldsubject
strange company for such an establishment.
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@
Miragi
haha. one can certainly hope.
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hardrockchick
gonna go ahead and add those cruises to the list of things I will never understand...or want to.
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@
muckypuppy
I can't believe I spelled it like that without even thinking about it. Fucking marketers.
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I
#get
really
#tired
of
#people
on
#twitter
who
#hashtag
every
#other
#fucking
#word
. its
#annoying
and
#hard
to
#read
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muckypuppy
whoa. Major cool failage. Maybe he/she is being ironic? Or perhaps it's a cry for help. D:
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@
Konstantine
I think you're right.
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People working in call centers should be given complimentary vicodin during work hours.
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@
muckypuppy
impossible to be cool driving a Hyundai.
#fail
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muckypuppy
I think the Hyundai might be what actually qualifies said person for ironic status.
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