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@
divine_pk
You're too attractive for this forum. Please leave. Thank you. WAIT, COME BACK!
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DJAngieC
Total unintentional pun SCORE.
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@
amoyal
And since Santa himself has nothing to do with Christ, I figured, why the hell not! Send Santa to the Jews too, I say!
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retrovertigomn
Thanks! Just be sure and let me know when I'm being awesome or just an asshole.
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divine_pk
If I offend, I just consider it serendipity. RT @
willconley777
Don't try to offend people, but don't try to not offend people.
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divine_pk
: Oh, man, I hope it's funny! RT @
gimiche
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divine_pk
can't wait to reed your next twitt
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amoyal
Solomon: Cool, I need to look that up. 8 nights: I knew that part, but you know? Christ was born in a warm season. We're all messed.
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divine_pk
So many types of asshole to choose from! Hmm, what should I be...
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I'm still working on getting my point across without stuffing its wriggling body down your throat one whole limb at a time.
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What's "Shlomo"?! :) RT @
amoyal
: @
willconley777
It's my Shlomo Claus hat Glad you like it!
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@
studioloraine
Exactly! Exactly. I fear that a lot of people do just that.
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@
_Weava
You rule.
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retrovertigomn
You are awesome, yes. I like that dash of pride of yours.
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I just don't have enough years left in my life to sit around and coax you into opening your mind. I teach by blitzkrieg.
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Don't try to offend people, but don't try to not offend people. You can't control what offends. Be you, come what may.
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@
squishymatter
I have for years been of the opinion that synesthesia can be learned through imagination, education, and playfulness.
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Exactly. RT @
sarijw
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willconley777
It means we're awesome, silly.
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JiaOnTheGo
You're asking me a good question. Thinking...
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@
rgoodchild
Have you ever written about dating and communicating with someone who doesn't speak your native language? That mystifies me.
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@
karriespring
Karrie, you sate my voracious ego with such kindness. You're a mindful friend. :)
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@
_Weava
Hell yeah. And I try to work it that way as a student too. If advice hurts my feelings, my challenge is to zip it and listen.
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amoyal
By the way, does Santa visit Jewish families on Christmas Eve? I figure if the jolly pagan elf can visit Christians...
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Still, I really am trying to be less of a complete and total condescending asshole.
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RT @
jonathanfields
: Better an outlier than an outright liar
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It's both a capacity and a skill. @
divine_pk
Synesthaesia. You're a genetic freak. RT @
TheBloggess
: I can taste things with my eyes.
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@
divine_pk
I don't get it, but I'm gonna attribute that to your genius.
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Oh, the dopeness of @
amoyal
's new blue hat!
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RT @
divine_pk
God killed the dinosaurs so we could have oil!
#Palinscience
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@
whatsamatta_u
Close with Nimoy, eh? How close? I thought Shatner was married to a girl. Silly me, this is the 90s, that doesn't matter!
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Count me among William Shatner's fans. The man is passionate and true.
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