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Will Conley

Will Conley

I am a writer and media adviser based in Mounds View, MN. For now...
@divine_pk You're too attractive for this forum. Please leave. Thank you. WAIT, COME BACK!
@DJAngieC Total unintentional pun SCORE.
@amoyal And since Santa himself has nothing to do with Christ, I figured, why the hell not! Send Santa to the Jews too, I say!
@retrovertigomn Thanks! Just be sure and let me know when I'm being awesome or just an asshole.
Ha @divine_pk If I offend, I just consider it serendipity. RT @willconley777 Don't try to offend people, but don't try to not offend people.
RT @divine_pk: Oh, man, I hope it's funny! RT @gimiche: @divine_pk can't wait to reed your next twitt
@amoyal Solomon: Cool, I need to look that up. 8 nights: I knew that part, but you know? Christ was born in a warm season. We're all messed.
@divine_pk So many types of asshole to choose from! Hmm, what should I be...
I'm still working on getting my point across without stuffing its wriggling body down your throat one whole limb at a time.
What's "Shlomo"?! :) RT @amoyal: @willconley777 It's my Shlomo Claus hat Glad you like it!
@studioloraine Exactly! Exactly. I fear that a lot of people do just that.
@_Weava You rule.
@retrovertigomn You are awesome, yes. I like that dash of pride of yours.
I just don't have enough years left in my life to sit around and coax you into opening your mind. I teach by blitzkrieg.
Don't try to offend people, but don't try to not offend people. You can't control what offends. Be you, come what may.
@squishymatter I have for years been of the opinion that synesthesia can be learned through imagination, education, and playfulness.
Exactly. RT @sarijw: @willconley777 It means we're awesome, silly.
@JiaOnTheGo You're asking me a good question. Thinking...
@rgoodchild Have you ever written about dating and communicating with someone who doesn't speak your native language? That mystifies me.
@karriespring Karrie, you sate my voracious ego with such kindness. You're a mindful friend. :)
@_Weava Hell yeah. And I try to work it that way as a student too. If advice hurts my feelings, my challenge is to zip it and listen.
@amoyal By the way, does Santa visit Jewish families on Christmas Eve? I figure if the jolly pagan elf can visit Christians...
Still, I really am trying to be less of a complete and total condescending asshole.
RT @jonathanfields: Better an outlier than an outright liar
It's both a capacity and a skill. @divine_pk Synesthaesia. You're a genetic freak. RT @TheBloggess: I can taste things with my eyes.
@divine_pk I don't get it, but I'm gonna attribute that to your genius.
Oh, the dopeness of @amoyal's new blue hat!
RT @divine_pk God killed the dinosaurs so we could have oil! #Palinscience
@whatsamatta_u Close with Nimoy, eh? How close? I thought Shatner was married to a girl. Silly me, this is the 90s, that doesn't matter!
Count me among William Shatner's fans. The man is passionate and true.
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