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Re: Andrew Breitbart Flips Out at Occupy D.C. Outside CPAC - http://dcist.com/2012...

February 10 from Disqus - Comment - Like - Share

""I haz pashin, so I can haz blog, rite?" - Breitbart" - Will Conley

I figured out how to pass universal health care in the United States. http://willconley.posterous.com/i-figur...

January 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Blog post by Twitter about how great their latest censorship is, Orwellianly entitled "The tweets still must flow." http://blog.twitter.com/2012...

January 28 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @singlemama_cc: The office idiot just requested something to knock her out. I'm gonna take that as an invitation to throat punch her.....

January 24 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

New Definition from The Devil's Dictionary, Volume Two

January 18 from Flickr - Comment - Like - Share

Taken with Instagram at Hell - http://willconley.tumblr.com/post...

January 18 from Tumblr - Comment - Like - Share

Just posted a photo @ Hell http://instagr.am/p/icbzC/

January 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Top 13 Endangered Websites if SOPA Passes http://www.thisblogrules.com/2012...

January 18 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

reddit is offline in protest of PROTECT IP and SOPA - http://www.reddit.com/

January 18 from Reddit - Comment - Like - Share

"submitted by reddit to blog." - Will Conley

I discovered a new law of physics. Unlike cigarettes, toothpicks, when dropped, fucking disappear. Quitting smoking is going wonderfully.

January 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Whatever @SarcasticEgg says, goes. Now following thinker @alkalibloo.

January 9 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm in the midst of quitting smoking. On a related note, fuck you.

January 7 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Family. WTF.

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm not eating the chicken head. That part is sacred. Why? I dunno. I bet chicken heads taste fine. Anyone ever eat a chicken head?

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm sitting here eating an entire chicken.

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

A Santorum presidency would nicely complement the Dick/Bush/Colin legacy.

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Oy vey.

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

The truth is a penny stock. Not really all that in-demand.

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Never have sex with mean people. We need more nice kids.

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @balmeras: @willconley777 Right, but this time the pigs are clambering for Big Brother to watch. Weird world.

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @balmeras: @willconley777 ME TOO, sweet Will. Gads, it's just so sad to see & to know that young girls see that and think it's OK to act that way.

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @Meryl333: How can they do that? / GOP orders C-Span to shut cameras to blackout Dem criticism on their extended vacation http://nationaljournal.com/congres...

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @shariv67: Here's an idea. Instead of shooting the fish, just let the water out of the barrel.

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @DaveMalby: I had this odd thought .. how much money per day would you need if you acted on every offer presented to you?

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

RT @dogwalkblog: If @BarackObama is doling out jobs and favors to his friends as @mittromney claims that really does proves he knows how the economy works.

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Meh, either way, my French is beyond rusty. The thing is decomposing.

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Je parle francais un peu plus courrant, quand je suis ivre. Pourqoi? Est-ce que c'est mieux a parle courrant? Ou es les mots sans sense?

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

I'm feeling very I-don't-know-what this evening. By which I mean drunk. Not on life. On beer. I am drunk. On beer. I write. Fragmentorially.

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

This is not a pipe.

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Hey wow, I'm about to do a #FollowFriday. I never do those. I'm very whimmy. Whimsical. Whatevs. Anyway. Follow @markmallman. He's fun.

January 6 from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share