William Hartz

William fought an hour's worth of traffic only to spend another 45 minutes looking for parking and then walk 20 minutes from the parking spot to the restaurant to pay $18 for chicken fingers and a Diet Coke. Now home to finish work for tomorrow.

Traffic is evil.

OH: "Jesus broke bread, and you're trying to cut carbs? That's not Biblical!"

D'Peach Mode. http://twitpic.com/rbhiq

@TrippingJimmies @mjhartz Both fail... She's not on Twitter.

My bad Windows 7... you weren't the one being uncooperative. It was Norton Internet Security!!! ::deleted:: All is well.

@thesnuffy Shattered hopes and dreams...

This just in: Windows 7 is just as annoying as all previous versions of Windows. That is all.

I. Need. This. Need. #master http://twitpic.com/r79re

It confuses me how thankfulness and excessivly vile consumerism have gotten paired together.

Successfully ordered the netbook online last night for "store pickup." It's there waiting for me and there's no Black Friday madness. #win

@val415 Tofu is whack.

I need to get a netbook tomorrow to send overseas, but I don't want to wake u at 5am. Dare I risk them selling out by going in the PM?

Yay for turkey sandwiches!

William offers generic Thanksgiving well-wishes to all.

@shawnmichael That's what I'm asking!

Free Thanksgiving meal at the Liberty Center. 11am - 1pm. http://twitpic.com/r0svf

RT @darthvader: I am altering the meal. Pray I don't alter it further. #starwarsthanksgiving

Thanksgiving is a day where I get mass texts from numbers I don't know with holiday wellwishes & I kindly (and genericly) respond as needed.

she loves me! - http://www.flickr.com/photos...

Happy birthday to everyone's favorite @truejerseygirl!

@truejerseygirl You are most welcome, and I must say that you do a fine job of making 22 look like it's still 18.

Out to lunch with a bunch of School 7 people. http://twitpic.com/qwnmt

@TrippingJimmies yep

@chacoella One almost did!

Just finished a spelling bee with a bunch of highly stressed 4th Graders.

@FlowerInTheRain My kids are getting little waffleish cookies. I think you win this round.

The Muppets meet Queen. Scaramouche. http://www.youtube.com/watch...

The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody - http://www.youtube.com/watch...