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Willowbottom

Willowbottom

Corporate flunky writing pith in 140-character chunks.
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@Lanecat2 It's not a polite one. :P
@BarkingUnicorn It's a bad, sad time to be homeless/ill/without heat/shelter.
OH: That's a half-caf, quadruple shot, no fat, double foam, extra hot, soy milk, venti pumpkin spice latte, you boob. Get it right.
@ihenpecked just the yellow ones. They have extra vitamin C.
@Lanecat2 I'm a black coffee with a splash of soy milk kinda girl myself...but the HM chica in front of me...that's another story.
@Lanecat2 there's a word to describe people like you, gloating about your nice warm fires...
@Lanecat2 ahem, maybe I need a little less coffee...
@TheQueenofScots @the_most_happy (1) have you found Elizabeth yet? (2) Should AB be Twitter buds w/woman who tried to assassinate her dot?
Since fruit crisp is after all fruit, can it count as a breakfast food? #fb
@MsAngelaRenee @marlonwayans big whatever. Not that I really care who ppl sleep w/ but plenty marry young, keep it in their pants.
@loudmouthman or tempts you to find out whether that bacteria really will make you sick.
@MsAngelaRenee yes'm - big fan of sympathy. Bigger fan of the media keeping out of other people's bedrooms. ;)
@islandprincess2 I've heard of this before -- for lesbians. Nice, isnt it?
@BluePomGirl I have NOT been able to get pandora to work since I moved to this new laptop. :(
@portlandred mmmmm...can't argue with you there!
Are veggie burgers white wine (due to vegetables) or red wine (because it's a meat substitute) food?
@pkedrosky did you try @att? Not that it appears to be an active acct at all - how can these ppl espouse tech if they don't practice it?
@AlannahCoca did you always have an H in your moniker?
@SnarkySabs I honor that event every day working from home. Like right now.
ahem. I don't know what came over me. That tweet was clearly authored by my less-professional alter-ego.
@the_most_happy I always figured you had daddy issues. re: @thomas_boleyn
Monitoring 4th grade classroom @ lunch teaches me 2 things: 1, I was never this age. 2, god help me when my kids are this age.
@Leon_Kowalski I'll trade you mothers.
I have walked in the valley of the shadow of 4th graders at lunch time and survived to tell of it. #fb
@susanmarek One 9-year-old is great. 22 9-year-olds are scary, particularly when there's just me.
Effective today, I am a manager with six direct (contract) reports. <lightning, thunder> THE POWER, the SHEER POWER OF IT ALL! *cackle*
You can lead your mother to information but you can't make her do anything with it.
Coffee so warm. I want to make sweet passionate love to you.
RT @caffeinatedkate: OH via @thoskam ... "Tiger Woods should change his name to Cheetah Woods."
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