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RT @MyVogonPoetry: Cage against the machine. #PutABirdOnIt

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RT @ADignorantium: MADE in CHINA #RejectedCandyHearts #CandyHeartRejects

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RT @tallhatmedia: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU ARE READING A GROSSLY OVERSIZED CANDY HEART #rejectedcandyhearts

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RT @DemetriRavanos: You are the Nickelback of women. #RejectedCandyHearts

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RT @jpodhoretz: Put the Lotion in the Basket. #rejectedcandyhearts

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2nd Best #CandyHeartRejects #RejectedCandyHearts

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Uz Safe Wrdz #CandyHeartRejects #RejectedCandyHearts

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Wash UR Hands #CandyHeartRejects #RejectedCandyHearts

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Roofie #CandyHeartRejects #RejectedCandyHearts

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Dear Lucky Person Spending Tonight with @GirlLovesIndie: You're in for an imaginative treat. And don't forget your safe word.

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This should help improve my evening. http://twitpic.com/8k3elp

This should help improve my evening. http://t.co/uY7aq09n

22 hours ago from Twitter - Comment - Like - Share

Valentine's Day (Feb. 14) should not be confused with Vanhalentine's Day (every day). (for @JamesOStafford)

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He retweets me, he retweens me not; he retweets me, he retweets me not...

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My bubble is at serious risk of being compromised.

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RT @BhamMobileMed: "I'd love to get flowers tomorrow. Would you like to order them or shall I?" Passive-aggressive or assertive?

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I can take my 5 yr old son asking if we'te there yet. When my 46 yr old sister asks me, it pushes me closer to the edge.

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Who knew? High heeled fashion boots are not ideal for carrying unassembled furniture in Montana snow.

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Rt @wsearunner The Hummus Games #spreadablefilms

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RT @CosyFanTootie: Dip Impact #spreadablefilms

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The Philadelphia Cream Cheese Story #spreadablefilms

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Gone with the Schmear #spreadablefilms

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Every time I pass by the caramel popped corn without buying any I feel like I've done something worthy of praise.

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I've never been served breakfast by a woman with a mustache before...

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You know that moment you're traveling by yourself w/ur kids & they get you out of the shower w/ "Mommy! Our toys are stuck on the ceiling!"?

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Now following @misslitralily because @jwalkonthemoon told me too.

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This is going to be a very long 48 hours at my parents if at least one of you doesn't dedicate yourself to my entertainment.

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The iPod told me it was okay to disconnect. Like I need its permission.

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Stripmall Architecture ft. Frank Lloyd Wright #historybands @stripmall

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Bob Marley and Scrooge McDuck #historybands #Disney #litbands ...all rolled into one.

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Iron Maiden Marian #historybands

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