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@neilhimself You're a 21st Century Christopher Marlowe!
Very powerful essay about domestic violence, written by Patrick Stewart, in the Guardian: http://www.guardian.co.uk/society...
My saving throws vs. food coma are becoming increasingly more diffizzzzzz
Game over, Wheaton. - Mo Kargas
This spell to polymorph cranberries into a delicious cranberry/orange/wine sauce may be above my caster level.
SUCCESS! Oh Melora be praised, the summoning was an incredible, delicious, critical success. (I was worried about the wine:juice ratio)
Hey, everyone? Thank you for being so nice to me. Have a wonderful day, whether you're doing the Thanksgiving thing, or not. :)
Ha! I rolled a 19 on my Shopping throw. How's that, Grocery Store? Does 19 work for you?
OMG I have to go to the grocery store. If I don't come back, avenge my death.
Good luck! I had to make a supermarket run a little while ago. I barely made it home alive. - joshua "magic" neff
Listen, Beatles Rock Band: When I sing Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds like @WilliamShatner, it isn't "messy". It's AWESOME.
@dcurtisj SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
@dcurtisj Psst - add handfuls of minions and watch them fall. SWEEP THE LEG DAN! NO MERCY!
@feliciaday Dude! You successfully polymorphed a pumpkin into a pie! You can totally be in my piemasters guild, now!
@warrenellis Chloroform tastes like secrets and fun. Just get in the fucking van and quit crying.
Bahahaha - Mo Kargas
Yeah, this is very, very wrong. - http://www.flickr.com/photos...
Yeah, this is very, very wrong.
I hear that the Ed Hardy Cabernet is offered in a douche flight with Sideways Hat Chardonnay and Popped Collar Pinot Noir.
so wrong. - holly
RT This is hilarious on many levels. @27bslash6 "It's like Twitter. Except we charge people to use it." http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p... (via Reddit)
the guild the guild the guild THE GUILD THE GUILD THE MOTHERFRAKKING GUILD http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/wwdnbac...
Wow, this is cool. My Memories of the Futurecast was mentioned by @zune: http://twitter.com/ZUNE... (via @Tyren)
Hey, I reached into The Vault and pulled out an old story about auditioning for On The Road in 1992: http://wilwheaton.typepad.com/wwdnbac...
Twitterquest! Help a redditor identify this classic 80s arcade cabinet from a very little bit of sticker: http://imgur.com/HZu6f
Twitterquest! Help a redditor identify this classic 80s arcade cabinet from a very little bit of sticker: http://imgur.com/HZu6f
RT YES! That's it! e-mail me. You win a prize. @SidBlumenthal http://www.klov.com/images... Bionic Commando.
TwitterQuest complete! Here's the Reddit post with the other images: http://origin.reddit.com/r...
(Yes, I know Kunal's link was hosed, but I just had to share his enthusiasm. And, seriously, vote #BBT. For great justice.)
Radio Free Burrito: Episode Fourteen http://radiofreeburrito.com/2009...
Oh @DesertBus ... your phone is ringing...
@levarburton Can I get an AMEN on that?! AMEN FOR BROTHER BURTON! (this tweet from "things that sounded really funny in my head" vol. 14)
@levarburton I'm jealous, and will now begin the paperwork to create the Church of Burtonology.
I forgot to mention that I'll be calling @DesertBus tonight at 5pm Pacific. Also: beware of hitchhiking ghosts!
RT That's pretty awesome, man. @redalert42 I am changing my political views on facebook to Wheaton's Law
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