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Witty Sam

Witty Sam

Freelance Comedy Writer with an Iced Vo-Vo addiction
RT @DHughesy: Good on you Magda! Ps she told me to tell you she doesn't have twitter. #projecttv http://twitter.com/DHughes...
@ERN_Malleyscrub I had to burn mine just to be on the safe side...
@ERN_Malleyscrub No one wants to touch that! Never know what you might catch that will kill you or turn you into a self-absorbed fame whore
@luifromtheradio Yes... "wink ey" - the less terminal blinking disease
@ERN_Malleyscrub But I would be happy to gawk over the sauna The Kardashians all masturbated in #TMZ
@AtotheEbitch You do realise I added the word "valentine" making it special
@richardjwaters Dude like, DUDE... yeah!
@Aguedaty66 @KatyPerryisbest @LadyGagallday @bieberworldfun @NickiMinajrap I will follow these people as soon as I have finished throwing up
I would give a special Valentines #ff to @tigrress if she spent time on twitter... but she's hilarious on Facebook!
RT @squirrel_comedy: Here's Madga on @theprojecttv if you missed it, (Steve Price inclusive, sorry). http://video.heraldsun.com.au/2196429...
That's publicity you can't buy. The Kardashian family should drown themselves in a giant tub. Win win situation!
Breaking news: Woolworths store manager @ Gosford & the Centre Management @ Imperial Centre condone workplace bullying. More soon... #auspol
I've had way too much to drink tonight.... I see dead people behind the host of "The Business" show on the ABC
@TurnballMalcolm making hot cocoa to inspire his tweets perhaps? #lateline
Labor is doing good things... and is currently running on dreams & starlight #qanda
Kevin Rudd did touch me in my special places #qanda
Means test is means tested to test whether means testing is f*&^ing with our heads #qanda
Tonight on GNW... The role of Paul McDermott will be played by Tony Jones #qanda
Whitney Houston died... what's your opinion panel? Should celebrities be allowed to die? #qanda
@danilic I was so bored I found an article about Kyle Sandlilands far more exciting #mediawatch
#Mediawatch kicks the boot into the ABC... it's Tuesday not Thursday!
I wonder if Whitney Houston was a vocal chord donor...
I wonder if Whitney Housten was a vocal chord donor...
@dannolan I guess they came to that conclusion after conducting web poll
@richardjwaters Duly noted. My therapist & I thank you! #hugs
@sunriseon7 Please keep ALL your clothes on. Especially you Kochie!
@ERN_Malleyscrub In my last session my therapist asked to to survey people.
RT @denisleary: Elenn Degeneres-hating anti-gay group OneMillionMoms.com only has 40,000 members. Which proves that bigots are really bad at math.
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