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Witty Sam
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RT @
DHughesy
: Good on you Magda! Ps she told me to tell you she doesn't have twitter.
#projecttv
http://twitter.com/DHughes...
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@
ERN_Malleyscrub
I had to burn mine just to be on the safe side...
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ERN_Malleyscrub
No one wants to touch that! Never know what you might catch that will kill you or turn you into a self-absorbed fame whore
11 hours ago
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@
luifromtheradio
Yes... "wink ey" - the less terminal blinking disease
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ERN_Malleyscrub
But I would be happy to gawk over the sauna The Kardashians all masturbated in
#TMZ
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luifromtheradio
You're welcome!
#winksretardedlyatyou
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@
AtotheEbitch
You do realise I added the word "valentine" making it special
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richardjwaters
Dude like, DUDE... yeah!
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Aguedaty66
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KatyPerryisbest
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LadyGagallday
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bieberworldfun
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NickiMinajrap
I will follow these people as soon as I have finished throwing up
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I would give a special Valentines
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tigrress
if she spent time on twitter... but she's hilarious on Facebook!
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RT @
squirrel_comedy
: Here's Madga on @
theprojecttv
if you missed it, (Steve Price inclusive, sorry).
http://video.heraldsun.com.au/2196429...
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That's publicity you can't buy. The Kardashian family should drown themselves in a giant tub. Win win situation!
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Breaking news: Woolworths store manager @ Gosford & the Centre Management @ Imperial Centre condone workplace bullying. More soon...
#auspol
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I've had way too much to drink tonight.... I see dead people behind the host of "The Business" show on the ABC
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TurnballMalcolm
making hot cocoa to inspire his tweets perhaps?
#lateline
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Labor is doing good things... and is currently running on dreams & starlight
#qanda
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Kevin Rudd did touch me in my special places
#qanda
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Means test is means tested to test whether means testing is f*&^ing with our heads
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Tonight on GNW... The role of Paul McDermott will be played by Tony Jones
#qanda
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Whitney Houston died... what's your opinion panel? Should celebrities be allowed to die?
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I was so bored I found an article about Kyle Sandlilands far more exciting
#mediawatch
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#Mediawatch
kicks the boot into the ABC... it's Tuesday not Thursday!
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I wonder if Whitney Houston was a vocal chord donor...
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I wonder if Whitney Housten was a vocal chord donor...
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RT @
funnynotslutty
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http://shine.yahoo.com/the-ell...
http://shine.yahoo.com/the-ell...
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@
dannolan
I guess they came to that conclusion after conducting web poll
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@
richardjwaters
Duly noted. My therapist & I thank you!
#hugs
February 8
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@
sunriseon7
Please keep ALL your clothes on. Especially you Kochie!
February 8
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ERN_Malleyscrub
In my last session my therapist asked to to survey people.
February 8
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RT @
denisleary
: Elenn Degeneres-hating anti-gay group OneMillionMoms.com only has 40,000 members. Which proves that bigots are really bad at math.
February 8
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